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[Dr. Trevorkian]

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I thought of an idea for the South Park universe

Going back to the James Cameron raising the bar from the Mariana trench idea: now the bar has been taken by some treasure hunter thieves types (harkening back to some Indiana Jones sh*t if you want) and they've been paid by Satan (who is now f*cking Vladimir Putin) Putin is the same type of dominant manipulative prick that Satan has shown he is into in past episodes (sadam)...Putin's just as bad, just a little more sophisticated, calm & suave and tries to conceal outbursts to rage, whereas Saddam would just go with it.

So Satan is manipulated into moving the bar or maybe even does it behind Satan's back (play with that idea, maybe) and he's moving the bar to some volcano or some entry point where It can sink all the way to the center of the earth.

(maybe you could show it busting through that f*cking pipeline on its way down)

(Or who knows- bring in the Marklar people and make it galactic so that it would go all the way to the center of the Galaxy or universe)

Putin & Satan appear to be playing the stable relationship game but Trump is putin's his boyfriend on the side, while Satan is being played by putin. Putin is telling Satan and trump that he loves them both and in the end it ends up being Trump as the "other man" Satan as the stable steady boyfriend or fiancé and Vladimir Putin as the one cheating on them both (or if you want to dig on trump little harder: trump knows about Satan but he's just playing his role even though it makes him sad, like a "side bitch" with no self-esteem and always hanging on. (maybe even use some rap song about "side bitches" somewhere there))

So it's basically - Putin tries to conquer hell and earth by way of conquering the United States and all of that stuff somehow but then it turns out to suck & not be worth it.

I'm thinking it ends with Trump finally realizing that he's been a fool and turning against Putin just when putin is about to pull the coup on Satan, thus saving the day. But then he does the Kyle speech A… I realized something.....
He decides; to hell with putin, to hell with Satan, he's going to not run for reelection and since Trump is played by Mr. Garrison he's going to go play at marlago - go with a bunch of sexual innuendo about what he's got going on besides golf there.

I have to see what the next season holds to know how this is going to play into the member Berry conspiracy.

I'm thinking Saddam has to show up again somewhere. Maybe at the end, it's turns out that he is working with the member berries and he's actually playing all sides of this so he can take over the whole thing somehow.

Or I could picture him showing up in the final standoff between Satan putin &Trump and complicating the whole thing and ending up going with one of them.

Eh?

[Big-Will]

Thanks for the submission and granting of rights, but if this were snail-mailed to them, it would be in the trash can already. They don't take unsolicited submissions.

[SouthAl93]

I hereby give this idea with no rights reserved to South Park Studios - Legal mumbo-jumbo below, submission after.

Grant of Rights to Submission:

I hereby grant to the  South Park Studios  and each of its parent companies, affiliates and subsidiaries, the successors of each of the foregoing and each of their respective agents and licensees (all of the foregoing, the “South Park Studios”), in perpetuity, a non-exclusive license to publish, display, reproduce, modify, edit, create derivative works based on, exploit, develop, practice, implement and otherwise use my Submission and any components thereof and any ideas, information and/or know-how embodied therein, in whole or in part, for commercial purposes and any other purpose (including, without limitation, posting the Submission online), worldwide,in all media and formats whether now or later known or developed, without further notice, consideration, permission , credit or compensation. I waive any moral rights I may have to the Submission. I agree that if  South Park Studios  elects to use the Submission for any purpose, all rights under copyright and all other intellectual property rights that result from the same shall be the property solely of . I further agree that if  South Park Studios  elects to use my Submission, I will execute any documents requested by  South Park Studios  consistent with the grant of rights and release set forth herein. Submissions are not confidential.  South Park Studios  has the right to exhibit Submissions on the Website and to otherwise make Submissions available publicly. I agree that I have not provided and will not provide any materials or information that I do not want published on the Website or presented publicly.

I thought of an idea for the South Park universe

Going back to the James Cameron raising the bar from the Mariana trench idea: now the bar has been taken by some treasure hunter thieves types (harkening back to some Indiana Jones sh*t if you want) and they've been paid by Satan (who is now f*cking Vladimir Putin) Putin is the same type of dominant manipulative prick that Satan has shown he is into in past episodes (sadam)...Putin's just as bad, just a little more sophisticated, calm & suave and tries to conceal outbursts to rage, whereas Saddam would just go with it.

So Satan is manipulated into moving the bar or maybe even does it behind Satan's back (play with that idea, maybe) and he's moving the bar to some volcano or some entry point where It can sink all the way to the center of the earth.

(maybe you could show it busting through that f*cking pipeline on its way down)

(Or who knows- bring in the Marklar people and make it galactic so that it would go all the way to the center of the Galaxy or universe)

Putin & Satan appear to be playing the stable relationship game but Trump is putin's his boyfriend on the side, while Satan is being played by putin. Putin is telling Satan and trump that he loves them both and in the end it ends up being Trump as the "other man" Satan as the stable steady boyfriend or fiancé and Vladimir Putin as the one cheating on them both (or if you want to dig on trump little harder: trump knows about Satan but he's just playing his role even though it makes him sad, like a "side bitch" with no self-esteem and always hanging on. (maybe even use some rap song about "side bitches" somewhere there))

So it's basically - Putin tries to conquer hell and earth by way of conquering the United States and all of that stuff somehow but then it turns out to suck & not be worth it.

I'm thinking it ends with Trump finally realizing that he's been a fool and turning against Putin just when putin is about to pull the coup on Satan, thus saving the day. But then he does the Kyle speech A… I realized something.....
He decides; to hell with putin, to hell with Satan, he's going to not run for reelection and since Trump is played by Mr. Garrison he's going to go play at marlago - go with a bunch of sexual innuendo about what he's got going on besides golf there.

I have to see what the next season holds to know how this is going to play into the member Berry conspiracy.

I'm thinking Saddam has to show up again somewhere. Maybe at the end, it's turns out that he is working with the member berries and he's actually playing all sides of this so he can take over the whole thing somehow.

Or I could picture him showing up in the final standoff between Satan putin &Trump and complicating the whole thing and ending up going with one of them.

Eh?

Mr. Garrison is not Donald Trump! He is Mr. Garrison!

[Ayo404022]

Gerald was turned into a dolphin in episode 1 season 9. I think since Kanye is a gay fish and has embraced it, Gerald follows the kids to a Kanye show and becomes enamored by the gay fish song and resorts back to a dolphinplasty and tries to start a relationship with a Muuthafukin Gay Fish!!!

[Shaggysnax]

Hello Matt and Trey, I have an idea for an episode. Something along the lines of Rupaul's drag race. But with drag queens drag racing hot rods..Nancy Pelosi in there somewhere also. Thanks

[jacksbr]

Groundbreaking Episode Idea:
Cartman becomes a natural remedy doctor in Southpark, and calls himself Dr. Sanchez. He gives unconventional treatments to patients. People of Southpark notice that more and more people have brown lines on their upper lip, but they're feeling more healthy and better by seeing Dr. Sanchez.
Eventually someone realizes that Cartman is putting them to sleep and giving them the Dirty Sanchez treatment while they're under. They feel so good though, they don't mind walking around with a Dirty Sanchez and smelling sh$t all day.

[Urat0wel]

What about an episode where Cartman sells something on social media like a diet and exercise program that he basically just copied from one of the other thousands of people that sell basically the same thing. But then he also sells things like child birth preparation and hired kids from school and moms to act in the videos. Or photography classes. Then someone else in town starts doing the same thing he is doing, he gets pissed and takes drastic actions to stop them so he can keep making money.

[Pessimisticcc]

Have you thought about Man Bear Pig falling in love with Snooki be a great snooki comeback

[jpherd]

The Big Yellow Moon
(Outline of a concept for a South Park episode)

This episode will introduce a new character, Desert Storm Dan. Dan is an army veteran who is owner/operator of a South Park ice cream truck that roams the streets of South Park while perpetually playing ‘Turkey in the Straw’ on an oversized set of loud speakers while distributing frozen delights. Every kid in town knows Dan.

Opening scene: Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle are buying ice cream from Dan’s truck in a city park. ‘Turkey in the Straw’ is blaring from the truck in the background as it does anytime the truck is part of the scene. Stan looks up and sees what appears to be a giant ass in the sky. Upon closer examination, the characters surmise that the ChiComs have glued two pale yellow spy balloons together, equipped them with a giant pair of pants worn low enough to give the impression of a huge bare ass mooning the American heartland from above.
The boys and Dan (feeling grievously insulted) fly into a patriotic rage and vow to shoot it down ASAP. The boys run home to collect skyrockets, Dan for his AK-15 and army surplus mortar launcher. They rendezvous back at the park, but by then the Chinese abomination has drifted far to the east and well out range. Dan invites the boys to pile into the ice cream truck to pursue the twin balloons. The boys comply and the race is on.
***
By now the media is on to the story, the next segment of the episode alternates between inane news coverage consisting of stupid man in the street comments, unintelligible comments from politicians, and scenes from the ice cream truck where and Cartman is gorging himself on ice cream and occasionally barfing out the window of the truck onto the windshields of passing vehicles. Screaming drivers are switching on their wipers but not in time to a avoid crashing into one another and leaving a path of destruction in their wake.
***
The journey ends in Washington DC, where the twin balloons have stopped directly over the national mall. Cut to a scene of the Joint Chiefs of Staff arguing bitterly over what to do while Joe Biden sits in the corner cutting out paper dolls and mumbling something about how he is going to take Xi Jinping behind the woodshed and kick his ass.
***
The mall itself is a wild mass of every grievance group in America who now see the balloons as somehow emblematic of their beliefs. The press is out in force and have taken to referring to the object as The Big Yellow Moon. Half of the crowd wants to shoot it down. The other half wants congress to declare it a national monument. Desert Storm Dan carefully eases the truck into the crowd as the boys sell drumsticks and klondike bars to hungry demonstrators through the window of the truck that is by now encrusted with Cartman’s vomit.
Dan parks the truck near the base of the Washington Monument. He and the boys climb on top of the truck and immediately open fire on the balloons with everything they’ve got. They manage to poke enough holes to cause it to slowly descend onto the Washington Monument where it comes to rest impaled directly between the cheeks.
The crowd briefly goes silent, then suddenly the gay delegation begins to cheer wildly and everyone else joins in. Dan and boys come down from the roof, pile back into the truck, which immediately begins its retreat from the scene, Turkey in the Straw, now blaring louder than ever.
The scene cuts to a view of the Lincoln Memorial, where the normally sad and stoic Abe Lincoln statue is now grinning from ear to ear.

ROLL CREDITS

[higgins21]

Cartman gets heavy into conspiracy theories. He starts losing his mind finding out about the truth, the truth about secret societies like bilderberg group, skull and bones, the freemasons. He starts learning about the wef and their plan for a one world socialist government who would tyrannical dictate any freedoms a person can live. Cartman learns about the involvement of the CIA, FBI and US government in these like the JFK assasination, false flags, starting wars, Mk Ultra etc. Cartman is heavy into conspiracies, the catholic church is BS and he's anti-jew. Everyone thinks Cartman is crazy and just a tin foil hat wearer but ironically everyone is all listening to one news source and hive minding everything they're told to think.

Cartman puts together an anti-tyranny fighter group to combat these globalists. With the secret knowledge and power that Qanon posseses from a joint collaboration with the church of scientiology, cartman and the boys find a this Qanon group that is harbouring a teleportation device. The boys teleport back in time, turns out all the conspiracy theories were correct about the jfk assasinatoin, Mk Ultra, false flags, WOMD lie etc. BUT... everyone is a little more gay, when jesus hung from the cross, unlike the gentleman next to him who were pinned to a cross through their hands and feet with nails, Jesus is not pinned at all, he actually has free range of his arms and legs, he's held up by something completely different. The other men complain how bad it is to be on the cross and jesus says he rather enjoys it, the other men are confused as to why, the men complain their feet and hands hurt like mad, jesus says that his are actually fine and he shows he can move his hands and feet, he declares he just comes here for a fun chat. He jumps upward and off and there is an audible POP. The men look down to see jesus had been held up by a giant wooden dildo hammered into the post.

History is not exactly how it was written because who controls the writting of it, but these things happen and there is crazy corruption going on, so all this conspiracy sh*t is true but everyone they go back in history to see what really happened, they find out everything was kinda gay. PS. I'm high af right now and don't know if any of this makes sense but for a second in my head I thought it was a funny concept.