"San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

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Niels0827
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Niels0827 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:43 am

Pip Tweek wrote:ProTip: an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Certain absorbent materials can be used to contain the...well, I'm sure you've figured it out by now. Personally, I wouldn't know, I'm just passing along anecdotal information. :wink:


Not trying to sound stupid or anything, but I still don't know what you're talking about.

I have an idea, and if that idea is correct, then here's my response: It's not a big deal. I just wiped off my face with my hand and subsequently wiped my hand on my underwear. Easy come, easy go. :mrgreen:
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby mo303564 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:47 am

Niels: He's saying to use a condom.... :roll:
lol. Easy 'cum' Easy go! :lol:

Btw. Why would you use your hand. If that happened I'd be in a shower quicker than you can yell "lisa Minelli". Having that all over things is gross. The only place where it is acceptable is basically where it came from.
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Niels0827 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:55 am

mo303564 wrote:Niels: He's saying to use a condom.... :roll:


That's what I thought he meant. I'm not a posh wanker. I'm not gonna pay any more money than I have to for something I do almost every day.

mo303564 wrote:Btw. Why would you use your hand.


Why not?

mo303564 wrote:If that happened I'd be in a shower quicker than you can yell "lisa Minelli". Having that all over things is gross. The only place where it is acceptable is basically where it came from.


Or where it goes to make babies.

This was at night before bed. I shower during the morning, and I was going to wash my bed sheets the next day anyway. I'm not a squeamish person, especially over something like this. It's not like a took a fat dump in my hand and wiped it on my pillow, Mike. This stuff dries very quickly.
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby GusDragon » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:01 am

Cool, man! I´m goona do my Very Own SP-based comic trip too... just for fun, just for fuuuun! Kick*ss!
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Niels0827 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:13 am

GusDragon wrote:Cool, man! I´m goona do my Very Own SP-based comic trip too... just for fun, just for fuuuun! Kick*ss!


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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby VACOOLA » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:45 am

Niels0827 wrote:Here it is, folks. Enjoy.

But not too much...please.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9495/1401jpg.jpg

What goes around cums around, especially after it hits the fan, right? And what goes up must inevitably cum down - is that your bottom line? Well, well, well… Although it's an interesting moral statement, I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to unleash Mythbusters on you, since you call it a "true story." Yeah, that's what I'll do in the name of Science! You're soooo gonna get busted, mister! :twisted: Nah, kiddin'!

PS: Just curious. Do you have a diary or something? You can't remember all those dates unless you have them written down somewhere, can you?
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Niels0827 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:24 am

VACOOLA wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:Here it is, folks. Enjoy.

But not too much...please.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9495/1401jpg.jpg

What goes around cums around, especially after it hits the fan, right? And what goes up must inevitably cum down - is that your bottom line? Well, well, well… Although it's an interesting moral statement, I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to unleash Mythbusters on you, since you call it a "true story." Yeah, that's what I'll do in the name of Science! You're soooo gonna get busted, mister! :twisted: Nah, kiddin'!

PS: Just curious. Do you have a diary or something? You can't remember all those dates unless you have them written down somewhere, can you?


It's not really a diary. I'm not the kind of guy who would keep a diary, let alone write one. It's a document on my computer which I update every now and then if I'm bored. I'll put in the date and a brief line like "turn the fan off before masturbating". It's kinda like one of those lame "note to self" type logs. A modern equivalent to a dictating machine, you could say. I guess I do it just to be able to remember good stories to tell people. I do this comic because I've had a lot of weird, funny, and serious sh*t happen, and ever since I was a kid, I had this uncanny ability to remember the specific date when something happened. I don't know why. I guess that has something to do with it. But I don't always jot a date and a one-liner down. Many things I remember because of a consistent pattern in my schedule. The only reason I remembered the date for my 10th strip was because my friend Dale and I hang out typically only on Fridays, since we're both usually busy the rest of the week and we like to chill and hang out late before the weekend, so that narrowed down the list of possible dates for me. I knew it was within that month, and I knew other things, like how Ihad just started my Christmas shopping, that helped contribute to me pinpointing what date it was on. And being tagged by friends in photos on Facebook also helps. I only include the dates because when I decide to stop doing this comic, all the strips will form like a timeline or 'puzzle'. If I'm not certain on a date, then I'll just make an accurate guess, but I haven't had to do that with the comic yet. It's all stupid and corny, but it works, I guess.
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby cynthia325 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:04 pm

OMG! So funny yet gross LOL. It reminded me of Randy trying to watch porn when they had no internet. It was a ghost!
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Niels0827 » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:57 pm

cynthia325 wrote:OMG! So funny yet gross LOL. It reminded me of Randy trying to watch porn when they had no internet. It was a ghost!


Well, that did take place here in San Jose. The ghost must still be around here somewhere. :mrgreen:
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:56 am

Innernet porn mus' be better out Californie way.
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Wii fit man » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:35 am

Niels0827 wrote:
mo303564 wrote:Niels: He's saying to use a condom.... :roll:


That's what I thought he meant. I'm not a posh wanker. I'm not gonna pay any more money than I have to for something I do almost every day.

Something I do almost every day.

Almost every day


...You let out that much when you do it almost every day?
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby JVM » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:40 am

Hilarious comic as usual XD

(Now I know what PornoTube looks like.)
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby Niels0827 » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:50 am

Pip Tweek wrote:Californie way

Calipornie way.

Wii fit man wrote:...You let out that much when you do it almost every day?


Yes, actually, funny you should mention. The best way to get more out is to stop right before you think you're going to blow your load, wait about thirty seconds, and continue again. This will also make it feel more awesome.

In addition, it's not like I shot 20 loads into the fan. The first and second are usually the only ones powerful enough to go that far, so that's all that happened. :mrgreen:
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Re: "San Jose" - A South Park-Based Comic Strip

Postby whatwouldwedo W/o SP » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:52 am

...and we ofically crossed the line into creepyland :shock:
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