The Gunslinger Dance.

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The Gunslinger Dance.

Postby Big-Will » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:10 pm

I wrote this rap back in 1999, inspired by the Meteor Shower Trilogy, especially Cat Orgy when Cartman was dressed as James West. Enjoy!

Bang bang!
You all better stay away from me!
Bang-bang!
If you don't you'll end up in a tree!
Bang-bang!
It's better you pay heed to me
Or you'll end up like Kenny!
Step on up and count to three!
Bang-bang, Bang-bang, Bang!

Do you know who's rappin' now? (Cartman!)
There's one thing that he just ain't, and that's (Fartman!)
Now, let me introduce myself. You know you want me on your shelf.
I may be big and fat, but I ain't no sissy elf!
Cartman's the name that I'll use for all my wealth.
And I've got these guns that I use when I go stealth
Ain't no one can beat me when they come and meet me.
Try as they might, they just crumble at my feet, see?

Bang bang!
You all better stay away from me!
Bang-bang!
If you don't you'll end up in a tree!
Bang-bang!
It's better you pay heed to me
Or you'll end up like Kenny!
Step on up and count to three!
Bang-bang, Bang-bang, Bang!

Here to my right is my best friend Stan
He gets a little queasy when he says that he's a fan
And then there's Kyle, a Jewish boy in style
A smartass smartypants, a nerd in denial
And oh, little Kenny, how can I forget?
Sure, he's hard to understand, and on him I'll place my bet.
And here are the ladies, yours if you're ready
Let's get it on, if your trigger finger's steady!

Bang bang!
You all better stay away from me!
Bang-bang!
If you don't you'll end up in a tree!
Bang-bang!
It's better you pay heed to me
Or you'll end up like Kenny!
Step on up and count to three!
Bang-bang, Bang-bang, Bang!

Now, all you gotta do when you sit and play this game
Is press the barrel down and spin. Right or left, it's all the same
You'd better watch out if the gun points to you—
What? You don't like that?! Then screw you, too!
Come on in and sit around, go and spin the gun around
Try your luck, once or twice; stay and see what'll go down
Try and spin the gun and you'll see that when you're done
I'll be the one with the chicks and all the fun!

Bang bang!
You all better stay away from me!
Bang-bang!
If you don't you'll end up in a tree!
Bang-bang!
It's better you pay heed to me
Or you'll end up like Kenny!
Step on up and count to three!
Bang-bang, Bang-bang, Bang!

Bang bang!
You all better stay away from me!
Bang-bang!
If you don't you'll end up in a tree!
Bang-bang!
It's better you pay heed to me
Or you'll end up like Kenny!
Step on up and count to three!
Bang-bang, Bang-bang, Bang!

Bang bang!
You all better stay away from me!
Bang-bang!
If you don't you'll end up in a tree!
Bang-bang!
It's better you pay heed to me
Or you'll end up like Kenny!
Step on up and count to three!
Bang-bang, Bang-bang, Bang!
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Re: The Gunslinger Dance.

Postby BRMBug » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:33 pm

:) nice. I keep imagining James West-Cartman doing it. :lol: Giggle.

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