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Postby Killahertz9 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:39 am

Olivia42 wrote:Actually, I lead such a boring life, sitting around posting on message boards instead of doing anything constructive is just about the worst thing I do.


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Jesus 'n' Pals
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Postby Jesus 'n' Pals » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:48 am

i once lure this kids parents and had them killed, then i chopped up their bodies and put them in some chili and fed it to the kid. :P
well seriously once punched a kid in the face, and i kicked him in the nuts after that because he told the girl i like to go to hell :evil:
dude.... bein poor sux.

"Shut up, Cartman, you blood belching-vagina!"
"How're we gonna win with a squash-o-lantern, Kenny, thats hella stupid!
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:11 am

My mom told me that if she dies tonight, that she loves me and wants me to know that. :?

Not kidding.

I don't know why she suddenly said something like that, it was the most awkward thing ever. I didn't know how to respond, so I just gave her a hug. :?
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SP109
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Postby SP109 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:19 am

Jesus 'n' Pals wrote:i once lure this kids parents and had them killed, then i chopped up their bodies and put them in some chili and fed it to the kid. :P
well seriously once punched a kid in the face, and i kicked him in the nuts after that because he told the girl i like to go to hell :evil:


nut kicking is for wusses.
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Postby EMMAY3 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:29 am

My friends and I steal Wet floor cones, (not the pussy ones, but the enormous ones) from the cafeteria at our university. That's about the worst we can do, as we go to a christian university. Oh! We are having pizza, rum, and porn night next week. The last two are completely forbidden at my school. Hee hee! Not the first time we've done it either...aren't we just devilish!! :twisted: :roll: :lol:
Crazy? I was crazy once...
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:33 am

SP109 wrote:
Jesus 'n' Pals wrote:i once lure this kids parents and had them killed, then i chopped up their bodies and put them in some chili and fed it to the kid. :P
well seriously once punched a kid in the face, and i kicked him in the nuts after that because he told the girl i like to go to hell :evil:


nut kicking is for wusses.

Not true. It's a very effective stratedgy in my school, since all the guys there are dicks, and they go down faster if you hit them in the balls.
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EMMAY3
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Postby EMMAY3 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:05 am

Yes. It's true. That reminds me: there's a guy that I have to kick 28 times in the nuts. I have 3 weeks to do it before I go back home. Do you think I can do it?
Crazy? I was crazy once...
Jesus 'n' Pals
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Postby Jesus 'n' Pals » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:49 pm

easily. just kick him in the nuts and kick him while hes down! :twisted: no dont do that its cruel and u could seriously hurt him. and nut kicking isnt for wussies. i was pissed at the guy for tellin the chika( :P thats my word for girl :P ) i like to go to hell, and i didnt have time to beat the ever lovin crap ouy of him. i needed something quick-and-effective!
dude.... bein poor sux.

"Shut up, Cartman, you blood belching-vagina!"
"How're we gonna win with a squash-o-lantern, Kenny, thats hella stupid!
katie_kitty
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Postby katie_kitty » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:53 pm

Nut kicking is very effective! Just don't overuse it.

My confession is....I'll be spending the next three months in another state away from my boyfriend, so I won't be having sex for three months!! Ahhhh! So long!
SP109
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Postby SP109 » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:59 pm

a couple of quick jabs to the face are always better than a kick to the nuts.
tweekslady
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Postby tweekslady » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:04 pm

My confesion of the day is that I am going metal detecting today and i enjoy it :shock:
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Postby deadcheff » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:32 pm

katie_kitty wrote:Nut kicking is very effective! Just don't overuse it.

My confession is....I'll be spending the next three months in another state away from my boyfriend, so I won't be having sex for three months!! Ahhhh! So long!



ahha wat state u dont have to go 3 months without sex :P u could always sleep with me :wink:
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:33 pm

tweekslady wrote:My confesion of the day is that I am going metal detecting today and i enjoy it :shock:

Haha! That's pretty cool. :D

I confess to buying a 40 dollar box set for myself instead of buying my dad a present for his birthday.
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Postby RacheyraE » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:43 pm

No_substitute_for_you wrote:I confess to buying a 40 dollar box set for myself instead of buying my dad a present for his birthday.


You're a terrible person. :P jk... When's your dad's birthday?

Quick confession- My mom said I'm not aloud to spend my entire day on the computer so I took the dog for a 15 minute walk to say that I haven't been on the comp all day.
Another- I, too, didn't buy my dad anything for his birthday (from myself- we got a family gift for him). I'm terrible too...
tweekslady
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Postby tweekslady » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:49 pm

lol my parents get pissed at me for being on here all day, and my sister says im lazy

Confession- I AM lazy and do sit on my butt and type on the computer all day!

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