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Re: Confessions

Postby No_substitute_for_you » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:57 pm

puderdocka wrote:
No_substitute_for_you wrote:I need to finish the Cosmo article I started last night. It was a book review about a murder.



A sex-murder? :wink:

:lol: Nope.

It was the murder of two bridesmaids, and it seemed so realistic I almost believed it. Until of course at the end of the review when it said that it was a book. :?

NSFU couldn't believe the kind of stuff Cosmo is allowed to publish! :shock: It was just...wow....
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Postby Ushallnotp-p-pa... » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:57 pm

When I was 10 I was kicked out of a K B Toys store for teasing a kid with a plastic lightsaber and hanging around the "Employees Only" door too much.

I once ate a napkin.

I was conceived right after a Dire Straits concert over 18 years ago. 8)

I havent dated a girl since 8th grade :cry:
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Postby coffeeguy9 » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:03 pm

The_Frog_King wrote:I am BSR.


Call the Press!!!

Hmm... I confess that I spend way more time that I should on the ol' PC rather than doing important things, in reality.
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Re: Confessions

Postby RacheyraE » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:06 pm

No_substitute_for_you wrote:God! All I did was read a Cosmo! :lol:


Ooh c'mon nothing THAT extreme... get your head out of the gutter you horny little school girl. :P Just go back to your sex magazines. *hehe*

I got kicked out of a furniature (sp?) store... actaully more than once... Haha- it was in the mall. Some friends and I sat on the chairs for no apparant reason. It was our party place lol. One guy working there didn't give a rat's ass but the others did. F*ckers.

I've also been kicked out of the mall. A girl I used to be friends with actaully got in a fight and a police man escorted us out of the mall haha.
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:12 pm

  • My brother's friend shoplifted some Lego once.

    He asked his mom is he could buy this one set, and she told him no, so he asked her to give him 5 more minutes to look around while she goes and gets the car.

    He went into the bathroom with the set, since it's illegal to have cameras in there. He ripped off the barcode and flushed it down the toilet, and took the pieces of the Lego set and put them in his sleeves and pockets.

    He BOLTED out of the bathroom to meet his mom, and no one found out.
  • There's a girl my friend used to go to school with, and she used to shoplift all the time. She would buy candy at the dollar store and take those rings at the front counter. She's stolen clothes before, jewelery, whatever she feels like taking.

    She's been nagging my friend to shoplift all the time. She would say something like "Tori there's this really cute neclace at the dollar store! We should go together so I can show you how to take it.
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Postby RacheyraE » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:26 pm

No_substitute_for_you wrote:
  • My brother's friend shoplifted some Lego once.

    He asked his mom is he could buy this one set, and she told him no, so he asked her to give him 5 more minutes to look around while she goes and gets the car.

    He went into the bathroom with the set, since it's illegal to have cameras in there. He ripped off the barcode and flushed it down the toilet, and took the pieces of the Lego set and put them in his sleeves and pockets.

    He BOLTED out of the bathroom to meet his mom, and no one found out.


Damn dude... that's actually pretty clever-- too bad I'm a goody-two-shoes. :oops: Ha.

On Friday I was supposed to go see Sin City with some friends. Chris (17), Erin (17- 18 next month), and Eric (18 ). I, of course, was the only person who coudn't get into the movies legally (beign sixteen and stuff) so Erin and Eric kept telling me to get a ticket to a differant movie and sneak in to Sin City. I was going to do it... but I don't like disobeying the law (hence goody-two-shoes)... so Chris and I ended up seeing Fever Pitch instead (it was a really cute movie!!). I won't be able to Sin City until it comes to DVD. ::whoa is me:: :cry:
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Postby Aym_Dand » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:35 pm

Confessions, eh?

-I once got banned from a message board for being the only person to stand up to a cvnt.

-I once got out of a speeding ticket because of how good I was at baseball (the cop had heard of me)

-I drove a girl home once and she invited me to come into her house ("how about that? nobody's home"), but I pussed out.

-I am supposed to be working right now.

-I got so high once that I spent forty-five minutes reminding myself what my name and social security number were, so that I would remember them WHEN I got arrested. (I didn't get arrested.) That night I fell asleep praying to God that I would be sane when I woke up (because I was absolutely out of my mind at that point).
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Postby rubyroo » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:44 pm

You know rach you coulda had one of your legal friends buy your ticket and gone in. Its not like they check ids at the door. lol. As far as a confession for me I don't really have any. I did shoplift once when I was abou 14 or 15. Only b/c my friend had a female accedent in the mall and need some new underware. :oops: Other then that I haven't done much except goof off at work but who doesn't do that. :twisted:
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Postby The_Frog_King » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:46 pm

1. I slightly helped a neighbor move out on the last day they were unpacking, and I unlocked the 2 back doors. The next day I went there, during the next few weeks that followed, I baked it out with friends, did Jack ASS stunts, blasted the heat on the thing making the house nice and warm, hey it was winter in New York, and you want your chill spot not to be that chilly, broke lots of crap in the basement, busted about 25 paint cans all full with a friend, I painted a secret bush on the wall it was quite happy I must add, I painted and destroyed some dolls they left there, and I just chucked paint on the cement floor, I also painted a giant stone henge monument.
This was the only time I really vandalized something.
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Postby RacheyraE » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:47 pm

rubyroo wrote:You know rach you coulda had one of your legal friends buy your ticket and gone in. Its not like they check ids at the door.


Tried it. They checked ID's at the ticket booth (and required TWO in order to buy two tickets) and then checked ID's AGAIN at the spot where the guy tears the ticket... or else I would've been in.
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Postby rubyroo » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:51 pm

That sucks. What do you live in like a movie nazi town or something. Here you just go up and say i want some tickets once you get them you give them to who ever and they let you in.
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Postby HumungaTurtle » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:53 pm

RacheyraE wrote:
No_substitute_for_you wrote:
  • My brother's friend shoplifted some Lego once.

    He asked his mom is he could buy this one set, and she told him no, so he asked her to give him 5 more minutes to look around while she goes and gets the car.

    He went into the bathroom with the set, since it's illegal to have cameras in there. He ripped off the barcode and flushed it down the toilet, and took the pieces of the Lego set and put them in his sleeves and pockets.

    He BOLTED out of the bathroom to meet his mom, and no one found out.


Damn dude... that's actually pretty clever-- too bad I'm a goody-two-shoes. :oops: Ha.

On Friday I was supposed to go see Sin City with some friends. Chris (17), Erin (17- 18 next month), and Eric (18 ). I, of course, was the only person who coudn't get into the movies legally (beign sixteen and stuff) so Erin and Eric kept telling me to get a ticket to a differant movie and sneak in to Sin City. I was going to do it... but I don't like disobeying the law (hence goody-two-shoes)... so Chris and I ended up seeing Fever Pitch instead (it was a really cute movie!!). I won't be able to Sin City until it comes to DVD. ::whoa is me:: :cry:



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Postby RacheyraE » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:58 pm

rubyroo wrote:That sucks. What do you live in like a movie nazi town or something. Here you just go up and say i want some tickets once you get them you give them to who ever and they let you in.


Yeah... I'll just become a terrorist. Beg for the tickets haha.

HumungaTurtle wrote:i cant believe that your such a dork


I'm just unique.

Another confession-- I'm a very unique person and I always speak my mind... people hate me because of it and I'm not exactly the most popular person in school, though I do have my good friends. I honestly don't care what people think of me. (so if you wanna call me a dork then whatever... i honestly don't care :P ).
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Postby CrazyDragon » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:14 pm

Some years ago me and a friend always broke the sidemirrors of cars on our way home on saturdays..... We also ran over cars.
Jumping on the hood running over the roof and either run down over the trunk or, worse, jump from the roof down at the sidemirrors.

We also smashed basement windows. Once I kicked too hard and I ended up stuck in the basementwindow up to my hip.

I guess I was pretty angry at that time. I don't do that stuff anymore

I also had a plan of getting rid of all the cars in my district.
I had many plans. I thought about superglueing the doorlocks so nobody could drive his car in the morning or shlashing the tires at night. But the best idea was: getting some martens and let them loose because the like chewing cables :D.
I never did it because if somebody has an emergency or something I couldn't take the blame if they couldn't get to the hospital in time.

Well ... I think there's more to come.
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Postby Grizim » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:38 pm

Most of this is fear, but I cover this stuff up easily so it doesn't matter.

1) Terrified of roller coasters.

2) Had a phobia of large clocks for some reason until I was six.

3) When I was little I'd cry when I'd get in trouble (I don't cry anymore but sometimes I feel this slight feeling of guilt when I get in trouble)

4) Last two summers all I did was hang out with little kids at the beach.

5) Had no friends last year (except one kid, but he was everyone's friend).

6) Last year I won "Responsible Citizen" award in some academic thing for my school in about May. The teacher talked about how sweet I am and stuff. I'm different now, I SWEAR TO f*cking GOD I AM, but this still happened and it still wasn't that long ago.

7) I have a reaaaaally soft, sweet, innocent side and although it doesn't show as much anymore, still when it comes it gets pretty extreme.

8) I went to a scat website (girls doing it though I swear there were no men involved in it) once and although I was horridly grossed out, I still got kind of hot for it.

There's my ultimate embarrassmet but if I say it you all have to gimme one thousand bucks. It's that hummiliating.
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