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Mamont
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Re: Confessions

Postby Mamont » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:35 pm

mo303564 wrote:I confess that while I was in Florida I visited a strip club and it was awesome!! One of the only places in the nation with FULL FRONTAL neudity!! 8) I spent a lot of money that night though :oops:

I never even though of visiting one of those places. I don't find striptease arousing. At all.
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:29 pm

I confess that I haven't really come to terms with death. Death always has a cause, and each cause has a chance of being beaten, something we can do to fight it; I feel like there's a chance my life could go on indefinitely. If I was falling out a plane I'd try to land softly XD I know how silly it sounds, scratch that how silly it is, and that doesn't make it any less silly. I guess everyone has BS ways of coping with the probably inevitable.

One of the only places in the nation with FULL FRONTAL neudity!!

The other place being every computer with a net connection ;) I confess I've never watched porn :I

I confess that I feel that the best place to be 'jackin it' (for me anyways) is when I'm taking a shower. Not always the case, but somehow I just feel better with the hot water and its easier to breathe/get aroused and whatnot.

I hear shower gel makes good lube, not that I've ever used lube being uncut and all. If we're on the topic...

I confess I shaved my pubes and now they're itchy. It's distracting.

Maybe it's because I was a socially awkward penguin as a child. I didn't have REAL friends until I was 13.

That's precicely why i WOULD want to go back, to change that and speak to people before I joined this site... then again I probably wouldn't have joined this site then and wouldn't be "me" in many senses. I might be someone better though.

I confess I felt like a right rebel for being conservative in school =/
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
Mamont
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Re: Confessions

Postby Mamont » Wed May 02, 2012 3:37 pm

I'm starting to like dubstep. :oops: Not all of it, but some songs...
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Fri May 04, 2012 7:54 pm

I got so nervous i didn't sleep last night.
also sweaty so the bed was too wet to sleep!
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
Stanluv25
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Re: Confessions

Postby Stanluv25 » Sat May 05, 2012 8:42 am

I confess I pick my nose. (Not in public though!)
I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.

I ship: Stan/Cartman <3

Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Sat May 05, 2012 1:04 pm

I confess I pick my nose in public :P
but not really.

i confess I ran out of towels so use a shirt to dry off after the shower.
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
BRMBug
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Re: Confessions

Postby BRMBug » Sun May 06, 2012 5:17 am

I haven't washed my jeans in 2 months. I have three pairs. And I only wind up wearing them about 5 minutes a day (slight exaggeration), so it's not like they're about to walk off to the washer themeslves... yet.
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Sun May 06, 2012 10:55 pm

My best friend in the UK is on the sex offender's register for the most mundane possible reason. He watched ppl getting undressed through a window, the pervy wanker. He's the guy who almost went to jail but didn't. I felt hella guilty for going all saint peter and ignoring him until the popo left him alone ._.

I met him on another south park forum. FOR SHAME! I CHEATED ON THE SPS!
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Stanluv25
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Re: Confessions

Postby Stanluv25 » Mon May 07, 2012 6:33 am

I confess I am scared of talking on the phone. I've always hated it and will do anything to not do it. :tweek:
I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.

I ship: Stan/Cartman <3

Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
Barack_Obama
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Re: Confessions

Postby Barack_Obama » Mon May 07, 2012 9:35 am

BRMBug wrote:I haven't washed my jeans in 2 months. I have three pairs. And I only wind up wearing them about 5 minutes a day (slight exaggeration), so it's not like they're about to walk off to the washer themeslves... yet.

As long as you change your underwear often, denim jeans are pretty much the least in need of frequent changing among clothes.

I confess I need to check if I have PMs more. Never know what opportunities you could miss. That and you look like a jackass that is ignoring people when you don't respond. ( '.__.)
I have been here since January 2005 with another name. I have seniority. (.__. )

Plants stuff their pollen everywhere, all those kids who get allergies because of pollen have plant sperm in their lungs. Flowers deep throat kids :I

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BRMBug
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Re: Confessions

Postby BRMBug » Mon May 07, 2012 5:06 pm

Opportunities you miss? How'd ya think I feel? I keep ignoring theme #1 rule of shopping: 'Get it when you see it before its gone'. I can't begin to tell you the stuff I've missed out on :x
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Mon May 07, 2012 7:11 pm

Never sure if i need to go to the doctor or if i'm just being all hypochondriac.
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Stanluv25
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Re: Confessions

Postby Stanluv25 » Tue May 08, 2012 2:17 am

I confess I do not like dogs. At all. They are annoying, I do not find them cute. I just... really really do not like dogs.
I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.

I ship: Stan/Cartman <3

Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
Ex1lepr0
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Re: Confessions

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Tue May 08, 2012 5:53 pm

I confess I'd never read Harry Potter until last weekend.
Can't we all just get along?
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Tue May 08, 2012 7:49 pm

People are laughing while i try revising.
their loud happiness pisses me off
loud happiness always pisses me off.
all loud things do. can't humans just STFU?

I confess I do not like dogs. At all.

Whereas I hate them. Like this guyonly less badass. I don't much care for cats either. Bacteria, viruses and rodents on the other hand...
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN

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