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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:41 pm

micala wrote:I used to be like that. Then this thing called insomnia happened. xP I get laughing fits horribly, however... such as whenever someone says "Streblo!" I fall over, unable to breathe. *pats self on head*

Too much pistachio puding makes me feel sick. :P

I kicked a guy in the balls that was almost a foot shorter than me last year. It was an accident, I kicked a football uber hard and it smashed into his balls. :?
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Postby micala » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:05 am

HAHAHA. You've seen that too then?! FRIEND!

I appear to have lost count the number of guys I've kicked (in the balls or wherever else)... Which is sad.
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Postby DayInTheLife14 » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:49 am

micala wrote:I confess to *sniff*-- Be nice, this is very hard for me....-- being a vegan, a deadhead, and thus.... a Hippie.

I too could be considered a hippie. If ordering stuff from hippieshop.com makes you a hippie. hippieshop is awesome. however, I do not really consider myself that much of a hippie. I just like some of the clothes and stuff. streblo is cool. A girl is holding a small penguin, I don't know why.
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Postby Kliagirl » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:58 am

Do you really want to hear this? Are you sure. It deals with woman issue's :oops:

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I had my period and forgot to wear anything. ANYTHING! God it was terrible. Then I had to walk to the nurse's office with a red spot on my pants :shock: Now that I look back at it, I looked retarded :D
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Postby The_Frog_King » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:59 am

I hate throwing up, In fact when I was in the 6th grade I threw up for 3 days I was really sick. I then vowed that I would never throw up again in my life. To this day I still haven't.
You know me as BSR and for those who are abrevretarded BSR stands For Brave Sir Ribbit, I post under this name once in a blue moon. Usually when I feel the need to use this name.
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:12 am

micala wrote:HAHAHA. You've seen that too then?! FRIEND!

Of course! I recycle these spoons cause I'm responsible and because a monkey falls over in March. :D

I have it book marked. :D

I confess to being a WHL freak! :o I love it! I'm a Pats fan cause it's my hometown, but one of the players broke his back. :(

http://www.reginapats.com/pages/article ... /apr12.php
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Postby The_Frog_King » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:23 am

My local Bong Store "Peace of the Village" owns a mini van an exact replica of the mystery machine. The owners of that store drive the mystery machine everyday. Best part about the mystery machine is that it has an 8 person hookah-(I probably spelt that wrong.) in the back of the van.
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Postby James LeGr00ve » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:49 am

I'm not really a sinner, I'm a pretty straight guy, so I don't have much to confess, except maybe for that time I was so high on booze and coke I took a sh*t in a peep-show booth.
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:58 am

My local bong store's called Vintage Vinal. 8)

I've stolen a lot from my sisters. I used to steal make-up, clothing, bags, books, ect.
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Postby RacheyraE » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:22 am

DayInTheLife14 wrote:
micala wrote:I confess to *sniff*-- Be nice, this is very hard for me....-- being a vegan, a deadhead, and thus.... a Hippie.

I too could be considered a hippie. If ordering stuff from hippieshop.com makes you a hippie. ha micala. hippieshop is awesome.
oh ya, and streblo, cool too. A girl is holding a small penguin, I don't know why.


My friends call me a hippie because I don't believe in killing animals for game and animal abuse... I also don't like to litter and yell at my friends for it. I don't like to harm the enviorment. Basically-- I've been labeled an enviormentalist/hippie/tree hugger since a project I did in the 7th grade because i feel VERY strongly about saving the enviorment and the animals/people in it.

I made my friend watch Die Hippie, Die and her mind was swayed a little ha.
--I also made her come over and watch BLU... I warped her fragile little mind. After BLU we watched Die Hippie, Die and then Ike's Wee Wee. All thanks to me. :D
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Postby Stara » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:33 pm

Okay, okay! It was me who stole that damn cookie in the kindergarden! But I was so shocked after taking it, I threw it to the toilet and - can you believe - without eating it! Okay, a couple of bites... But I actually didn't do any harm to anybody because I didn't take those extra cookies which everybody else got afterwards. :roll:
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Postby vexille » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:56 pm

4) Whenever I'm carrying out a delivery at work, me and my partner always purposely take our time doing it. And if we only have like 3 or 4 orders on the van, we just skive for as long as possible.

5) I'm a wrestling fan, although I'm very particular in what I enjoy about it. At times, I find the content on WWE Raw and Smackdown downright stupid and embarrasing.

6) When I'm out driving, I like to amuse myself by honking the horn at passers-by, just to see their reaction. I would even wave familiarly at complete strangers. Its funny when they wave back.
I love taking the piss out of people, I find it very stress relieving.
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Postby Kliagirl » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:01 pm

RacheyraE wrote:
DayInTheLife14 wrote:
micala wrote:I confess to *sniff*-- Be nice, this is very hard for me....-- being a vegan, a deadhead, and thus.... a Hippie.

I too could be considered a hippie. If ordering stuff from hippieshop.com makes you a hippie. ha micala. hippieshop is awesome.
oh ya, and streblo, cool too. A girl is holding a small penguin, I don't know why.


My friends call me a hippie because I don't believe in killing animals for game and animal abuse... I also don't like to litter and yell at my friends for it. I don't like to harm the enviorment. Basically-- I've been labeled an enviormentalist/hippie/tree hugger since a project I did in the 7th grade because i feel VERY strongly about saving the enviorment and the animals/people in it.

I made my friend watch Die Hippie, Die and her mind was swayed a little ha.
--I also made her come over and watch BLU... I warped her fragile little mind. After BLU we watched Die Hippie, Die and then Ike's Wee Wee. All thanks to me. :D


HAHAH! I was a tree-hugger. Really. I would go up to trees and hug them. I have stopped now but I still love trees with all of my heart.

I was never called anything or I never heard it :shock:
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Postby xboxgrl » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:17 pm

I went out once with my friends ten years ago and was so drunk, I crossed the median and drove a mile up the wrong side of a major interstate highway


Although fond of the drink, I could never stand getting high. A couple years ago, I went to LA with a friend, proceeded to go to Long Beach and smoke some chronic. I then proceeded to see bluish pink space aliens everywhere for the rest of the night and announced to anyone who would listen.

If I had to do it all over again, I would have trained to be an FBI agent.

I guess those confessions don't exactly go together but hey believe it or not...I've never been arrested and probably never will be..I'm gettin to old for that sh*t
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Postby deadcheff » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:41 pm

ok i dunno when this post started but ima bump it lol...
these confessions are coming from a f*cking NURSERY SCHOOL i swear to god... stealing legos? reading a sex mag that isnt porn? being a non hippie tree lover?! ... ok

for my confessions... i hope noone i know reads this... i smoke weed every day, i do ice everyday, ive slept with my best friends gf and with his mom, ive slept with my brother gf and his xgf, ive slept with my little sisters best friend i did 3 hits of lsd32 at the subliminal verses tour in march... ive slept with one of my moms best friends... i stole 4 mp3 players out of walmart and traded them for dope, i broke into one of my ex girlfriends house to steal her dads gun when they were in atlanta and when she came back she accused me of it so i broke up with her, i traded that 12 guage pig issued pump for two 8balls... me and a friend once climbed a tree to smoke ice because we thought ppl were looking at us... about 2 months ago my friend was washing the car twacked out on ice with a water hose but the water wasnt on he was acting like he was washing the car cos sum fat pigs pulled up looking for me lol, ive stolen a cop car and sunk it in a lake, i stole my neighbors fourwheeler about 4 months ago and he still doesnt have it back i traded it for 3 oz of ice, i got kicked out of the mall of ga b4 for trying to steal a computer in my pants.... it didnt fit... :? im a nympho... im addicted to sex but only with phat woman, i love my life i love how i live i dont care what anyone says im 18 im an adult and can do any f*ckin thing i want and ive dun so ever since i lost my virginity(12) oh and one more i stole 6 keys of dope from mario (leader of the mexican mafia) those are mine if i think of anything else that doesnt come from the nursery ill post :twisted: im very evil the muzik i listen to warped my fragile little mind
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