How it came to be involves my enjoyment of the remote outdoors interrupted by a call of nature and what I'm affectionately calling a "dump stump". I'll let you fill in the rest.
You read it! You can't unread it!
I can doubly top that. I had one on a ball once. I was awaken... awokendid-did... from a nap with a crazy-insane burning itch down there.
Although I was wearing my boxers, apparently my nards were hanging out, and... yeah. God, it took for-fvcking ever to quit itching all together. And it didn't help that I couldn't "properly" scratch it.
Then also when I was staying with my Great-aunt the last time, I showered outside using a hose hooked up to the cistern, and got like 3 on my ass, 5 on my thighs, and two right next to each other on my back where the bolster of my car seat usually is. That was one hell of a drive back.
Granted, you can pretty much listen to your favorites any time nowadays, but that doesn't help you feel better.
That some species don't age but none of these can think; that if medical advances continue at the rate of the prior century, the quality and quantity of life for future generations will be greater than my own.
That people don't care about the causes of the desires and emotions they obsess over; that they reject the notion of these things having a cause.
That the probability of art becoming popular is inversely proportional to its originality, internal consistency, relevance, etc. That I can't help but judge art despite knowing its produced only to trick me into wasting my whisp of time on this Planet to fill their coffers with ad revenue
That humans are horrible experimental test subjects, having as they do a small population, large generation time, ability to detect and subsequently be influenced by the test.
That I can't help but have opinions on meaningless topics that don't impact on anyone's lives because of the brillo-pad-on-brain sensation resulting from the logic used by those debating them.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
OT: People in my school's neighborhood piss me off. My science class was taking a walk to the beach to conduct some experiments there, and apparently the police received multiple calls from the people living around that area, when all we did was walk.
AxayPaulene wrote:Don't we all?Niels0827 wrote:But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
203177 wrote:Im very steamed right now cause the simpsons decided to steal the episode title ESM for there 22nd season premier ep! that title belongs to trey parker and matt stone. they should just think of there own instead of taking there title. i love that ep and they stole it! i will never forgive them for what they did! you don't just take a title and say its yours!
Just like it's difficult to forgive them for the previous season's closer which shamelessly promoted "American Idol" w/ Ellen DeGeneres (who thankfully has stepped down) & allowing (GASP!) NewsCorp boss Rupert Murdoch a voice cameo.
Marilyn666Manson wrote:One thing that just annoys the hell out of me is:
When people point at their wrist and ask for the time. I know where my watch is, where thr hell is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the bathroom is?
When people steal other people's jokes and use them as their own!
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