megan*w wrote:I get pissed off when I put on eyeliner. I always do one eye great and then I can never get the other eye to go right.
Yep...I did that this morning. It sucks. I hate eyeliner anyway but I like the way I look with it on. Ah the trials and tribulations of being a teenager. I only have 4 more months of being a teenager...then I'm no longer in those ranks. Fear me...or not.
in her LiveJournal, on the 23rd, iceiwynd wrote:Oh, and Blaire IMed Azure, but I kinda took over. She said she's writing Jimmy Neutron fics right now - yet she does not watch the show. I asked her why she would do that. She said she has a feel for the characters enough. I asked her if she doesn't even watch the show, then why not use her OWN characters? She said that she was practicing. I called her out on that, stating that she should just make up her own freaking characters. She said I was five seconds close from being blocked. This was still on Blaire's account - so I went on mine. I called her out. Told her she was a big f*cking pussy because every time somebody DARES to disagree with her she just blocks them and runs away from her little itty bitty problems.
And then she blocked me - ahah.
And SHE'S the one that got me into South Park.
God damnit. f*ck her.
And most of all... people who don't post here what pisses them off!
A month ago it would be like once every 2 or 3 months. But now I seem to be getting a call from one of them about three or four times every bloody day. And I would either be presented after I said 'Hello' and picked up the phone by either a stupid corny piece of 80's style music with a computerized voice with a happy and friendly tone. Or someone either Indian, Chinese or Japanese would start talking a load of crap to me.
You have mobile phone yes? You take our happy lucky questionaire yes I ask you?
Hillo, I call from big bizniz to ask you few quistions. You mind anzwering quistions?
At first I tried the friendly 'No Thanks, Goodbye!' approach; that didn't work.
I then tried the sarcastic approach: 'Yeh sure I'll buy your product.......when hell freezes over and Scotland win the World Cup!'; that didn't work.
Thirdly I tried the humorous approach by playing my own music on my end of the line so that they had to wait and see how annoying it was for me and I also started talking like them to annoy them even more.
And finally, I've had to end up with the annoyed approach and basically everytime one of them calls, I just say something like: 'f*ck off!' I don't want to say that but they really have pushed me.
Until they learn that it's both an invasion of our free privacy and personal space in our country, they are one of my most hated enemies.
crazyQH wrote:Ok EPAF, I'm officially granting you the title of having the best dream ever.
People yelling while arguing. ohmygod I can't STAND it. Whenever someone does start yelling at someone else, I have to leave the room/house and block out the sound somehow. I listened to my parents argue and bitch at eachother nonstop for five, six years, so I think I've just grown an all-around fear of it. I can handle conflict, but not yelling.
The vacuum. I don't know. ;_; I can't stand the sound of something continuously loud, with the exception of good music sometimes.
Close-minded religious retards. Kind of self-explanatory, I live in the Bible Belt so that means I get to deal with those kind of people day to day, especially at school.
Pompous assh*les. I show dogs so I get my fair share of those people. Some of the kids who show are horrible but yet they think they're the best in town. Not on my watch. *kicks their asses* There're a few in particular, but one of them shows a keeshond and ohgodihateherguts. She gives the breed a horrible name.
... that probably belongs in another of my forums that I visit but oh well!
People who are like "Dahr, we shouldn't laugh about religion or else we're all going to hell, duuuhr!!!!!!!!!"
Good God. Shut the f*ck up. If we're not allowed to laugh about religion, then we're no further ahead than those retards in the middle ages who thought you'd go to hell for swearing.
I think God is laughter. Humor is love. The more you laugh, the better you'll feel. If we aren't allowed to laugh, then we'd be all afraid and depressed and sh*t.
Lighten the f*ck up. I love my religion, but I don't think I'm automatically right about my God being THE God. And I can laugh a little, because some of the things in religion are quite laughable indeed.
Our caller ID. It doesn't work half the time, and the other half, it gives off this annoying ringtone that makes me want to smash the phone in with a sledgehammer every time I hear it.
When "PRIVATE" phone numbers show up on my cell-phone, and then the person on the other end doesn't even say who they are. It happened once-- one of my friends called me, and she didn't even say who she was... she wouldn't stop giggling.
My annoying pussy of an ex-boyfriend, who won't stop emailing me. Seriously, he doesn't realize it's over. I don't even want to be friends with him anymore.
Snakes on a Plane was awesome!
She's just stupid.....and she only does "indie" movies. Which makes her seem up her own ass. Also, she hates The Beatles... I mean, that in itself doesn't bother me, it's just that she of all people hates them. She doesn't think they are rock and roll.....
Um excuse me while I give you a little music history 101:
When The Beatles first 'arrived' here in the states, THAT was what Rock and Roll was. They were one of the bands to start the Rock and Roll revolution into what it is today. Music evolved and listening to their stuff now, their music seems tame but at the time that was the stuff your parents wouldn't let you listen to. She specifically tageted Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Band. She constantly compared them to The Rolling Stones by saying THAT was real Rock and Roll. You can't deny the impact The Beatles have had though. You may not be a fan, but you can't ignore it.
That's why I give a hearty f*ck YOU! to Cloe Sevigny...for being a pompous snob who takes herself way to seriously....and dresses like a crazy bag lady.
Oh that reminds me....she had the nerve to bitch about how celebrities don't dress up all the time when they go out. How stupid is that? First of all, I don't expect actors and actresses to look 100% top notch, fresh off the red carpet every day of the week. That's not realistic. They're just human beings. Second of all, I would rather them wear sweat pants than wear half the sh*t she puts on. She called Charlize Theron tacky and pretty much hates on any actress that is more famous than her. Sometimes they do wear some crazy sh*t...but at least they can blame it on a stylist or a crazy designer that forced her to wear it...who can you blame Chloe? Dressing in the dark has never been cool or funky...I don't care what the hell Bazaar thinks of you. You and Sienna Miller are not fashions mavens. That just inflates your ego even more.
She wouldn't be so bad if she just wasn't so SNOBBY! It kills me when actresses take themselves so seriously to think that acting is such an important job. It's not. It won't last very long, might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
Oh, and to all those Green Day fans out there who consider them "The best punk band of all time" listen to some f*cking Sex Pistols or Ramones for Christs sake! Green Day is a good band, I won't deny that, but they are not the best punk band ever! Listen to Less Than Jake and Bad Religion, too, while you're at it, then tell me Green Day's a better punk band!
And to the emo, STOP THE WHINING AND THE CUTTING. Cutting and being depressed all the time isn't a requirement for being emo. Emo is short for emotion, the whole point of it is to express emotion through music and what not, you can be emo and perfectly happy. Faking depression is a good way to push away those who care about you, trust me I know from experience. There's emo then there's poser emo. Cutting generally equals poser emo. And you poser emos are seriosuly giving real emos a bad name.
....*pant, pant, pant*....
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~The poster formaly known as Mrs. Eff~
(member since Sept. of 2004)
- People who interrupt you.
- School Masses that drone on and on for hours on end [I don't even believe in all that Catholic rubbish anyway. >_>].
- Emooooos [our school is bloody swarming with them]
- Rap, Hip-hop.
Err, I can;t think of anymore.
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