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IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Peter:"Women are not people, they are objects built by the lord jesus christ for our entertainment"
and
Peter:"What the hell is Lois doing with another man?"
Quagmire:"Is it possible she's a whore? You know, just on weekends to help pay for her mom's dialysis? As in my fantasy. You know what. Let's just start over. Hi, I'm Quagmire."
and
Peter:"What the hell is Lois doing with another man?"
Quagmire:"Is it possible she's a whore? You know, just on weekends to help pay for her mom's dialysis? As in my fantasy. You know what. Let's just start over. Hi, I'm Quagmire."
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AngusMcTavish
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Quotes are fine, but nothing--and I mean NOTHING--made me laugh harder than the scene where Peter, Chris, Brian and Stewie were drinking bottles of ipecac--Did I spell that right?
Soon, they're barfing all over the living room!
Stewie: Why? Why didn't someone tell me--HWAAAGH!!
Peter: Oh, God, my insides are on fi-AAAAWGH!!
Chris: What's happening to me--YAAARRRGH!!
Stewie: No more! No mo-YOOOAARGH!!
Brian: Quick...someone call Nine-One-WAAAAHHHHN!!
(more barfing, later subsides, the four gasping for air)
Lois (entering room with cooking pot): Who wants chowder?
(all four start up again, a collective chunder!)
Soon, they're barfing all over the living room!
Stewie: Why? Why didn't someone tell me--HWAAAGH!!
Peter: Oh, God, my insides are on fi-AAAAWGH!!
Chris: What's happening to me--YAAARRRGH!!
Stewie: No more! No mo-YOOOAARGH!!
Brian: Quick...someone call Nine-One-WAAAAHHHHN!!
(more barfing, later subsides, the four gasping for air)
Lois (entering room with cooking pot): Who wants chowder?
(all four start up again, a collective chunder!)
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punkrocka27
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SugarDaddyStan wrote:Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
here's another one-
Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
That reminds me of Dane Cook's "Not so Kool Aid" skit.
yes that was great i loved that and after he breaks through the wall everyone looks at him and he backs out slowly
*talking through his cellphone in his stomach* "i gotta call you back" *punches stomach*
two words WILLIAM SHATNER
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triplemultiplex
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The quote from the pilot episode that hooked me on Family Guy:
"You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. Your life however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES! I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return the mind control device... or be destroyed!"
"Oh, you just want your toy back. Here you go."
"Yes, well... Victory is Mine!"
"You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. Your life however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES! I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return the mind control device... or be destroyed!"
"Oh, you just want your toy back. Here you go."
"Yes, well... Victory is Mine!"
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triplemultiplex
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LovinMYJewBoy3 wrote:will someone please tell me why the whole world thinks this lame show is funny?
Because it is. Now quit trying to bring down the mood in a good thread.
"To our neighbors. Sure they may be black, crippled and a heartless sex-hound, but if they moved out, some smelly Hawaiians might move in."
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My dad's favorite cutaway gag:
Peter: "Otherwise how am I going to get my own spin-off where I'm a retired umpire who owns a bar at the center of the earth?"
(cutaway)
Peter: "You know, we don't get many of you molten rock men in here."
Molten Rock Man: "Well at these prices, I'm not surprised."
Peter: "That's it buddy, you... are... outta here!"
Peter: "Otherwise how am I going to get my own spin-off where I'm a retired umpire who owns a bar at the center of the earth?"
(cutaway)
Peter: "You know, we don't get many of you molten rock men in here."
Molten Rock Man: "Well at these prices, I'm not surprised."
Peter: "That's it buddy, you... are... outta here!"
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