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Postby Potatochips » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:29 pm

Peter:Now one goes in the pool unless theres a life gaurd on duty, nahahahha, duty, ahahaahahah, diariah, he Lois Diariah!
Lois:Ahahahhaha Peter im holdin ice tea!
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:06 pm

"in soviet Russia, car drives you"

Louis:"did you take care of that thing"
Peter:"oh you mean that growth yeah I had the doctor take a look at it"
(cutaway to doctor's office)
Doctor:"Mr. Griffin that's not a growth that's your penis"
Peter:"oh & the.."
Doctor:"Testicles"
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Postby EdibleMealman » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:06 am

Stue: You win this time fat man!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:49 pm

"Too bad you always blow it in the interview:"

Employer: "Where do you see yourself a year from now?"

Peter thinks as he looks at a picture of the guy's sexy wife, "Don't say 'Doin' your wife', Don't say 'Doin' your wife',"
He looks desparately around the room for something else to look at, but all he can find is a picture of the guy's young son.

Peter: "Doin' your... son?"
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Postby KyleBenoit » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:32 pm

Family Guy used to be good, but eversince season 4 started, it's been going downhill. Here are some examples:

1) The jokes are going over the line and are just gross.
2) Meg is getting ripped on more and more as the episodes go by. That poor kid doesn't deserve THAT much torture.
3) Stewie is getting waayyy to overrated now
4) Peter just keeps getting dumber and dumber

That's all I could think of at the moment. I never thought I'd say this, but family guy is getting bad.
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Postby Keenmachine18 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:06 pm

I'm not really big on Family Guy. I just feel that they kill their own jokes most of the time. If I had to say what I liked from the series this is what I'd say:

- The scene where Joe is playing celebrity sherades on his boat and falls off...with the payoff "Natalie Wood"

- The song number where Brian fills the shut-in on what she missed over the years.

- The Special Olympics ep when the announcer says,"Well, there are the parapeligics & right over there you can see the blind atheletes, but we have yet to see the deaf performers." It then cuts away to the deaf atheletes sleeping in their beds with their alarms going off and managers knocking on their door.

- The scene where Peter is at a disco playing pinata. It would have been funny if they cut back to the original scene right after he brakes the disco ball; but they killed the joke by dragging it out with his "Mexican candy" One Liner. It could have been a really classic joke.


P/S: TripleMultiplex actually mentioned a really funny one that I forgot about. The "Doin' your wife" line.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:54 pm

"Lois, our relationship can't be measured in nipples and dimes.
...ah, nickles and boobs.
...money."

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Brian: "Who else works here other than me?"

Stewie: "f*ck you, that's who works here!"
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:48 pm

This has to be one of my favorite Family Guy quotes of all time!

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?
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Postby punkrocka27 » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:33 am

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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:03 pm

"I'm sorry sir, but you can't park your van on the diving board"

"this is my son"

"oh, I'm sorry, hey Tom it's just a fat kid"
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:09 am

You can't forget when Peter tripped and hurt his leg!

Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh!...
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Postby lancebfan » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:57 pm

Fav. quotes:

Peter:I've done alot to help people. remember when i sang at the sunday school class.

Brian: yea, and you forgot the words

Peter: Jesus loves me he loves me a bunch. thats why he puts skippy in my lunch.

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people talking in the other room
stewie: for gods sake...hes wearing a wire!
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Postby crazy maze » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:59 am

mab2004 wrote:Family Guy sucks. Such an obvious rip off of the Simpsons.

omg i can't belive u just saiud that!!!! simpsons are nothing like them!!!

any way here is my quote

lois:im gonna be a model
peter:and im gonna pleasure my self to your pictures
chris: me too!!!
meg: ya me too!!
peter: OMG MEG!!! she's your mother!!
meg: i just wanted to fit in
peter: get out right now!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:56 pm

Brian: "So ah, where's your good buddy James Woods?"

Peter: "Eh, turns out he wasn't very good at catching stuff with his mouth. Where's your girlfriend?"

Brian: "Ah, same problem."

Brian & Peter together: "Woaahhh!"
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Postby Hitlar » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:51 am

triplemultiplex wrote:Brian: "So ah, where's your good buddy James Woods?"

Peter: "Eh, turns out he wasn't very good at catching stuff with his mouth. Where's your girlfriend?"

Brian: "Ah, same problem."

Brian & Peter together: "Woaahhh!"

lol that was a greayt new episode
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