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Postby shelerella » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:18 am

Chirs: God watches me do number two? I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert.
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Postby coffeeguy9 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:25 am

3 words: "Tony Robbins HUNGRY!"
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Postby monkey333 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:27 am

Reagan smash, Reagan smash.....Reagan tired......
I like my women like I like my beef, gound up and in the freezer.....
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Postby emericaskate07 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:37 am

jaydawGtwo04 wrote:emerica if you havent read the rules you arent supposed to put letters in in all caps


WHAT THE F@CK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME!!!

THIS IS THE 3RD TREAD THAT I HAVE RECIEVED FROM YOU!!!

YOU GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO!!!

JESUS F@CKING CHRIST!!!

GET THE F@CK OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE AND RUN,

LIFT WEIGHTS, DO SOMETHING ELSE!!! I AM TIRED OF

ANSWERING LITTLE BITCHY COMMENTS!!!
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:48 am

Quagmire (finding cheerleader tied up in bathroom):

Dear diary: Jackpot!
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Postby goddamit » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:38 am

Cheesy Charlies Owner:Oh no you wont!(leave)
Peter:Hey,dont make me angry,you wouldnt like me when im angry.(turns into the HULK)
Brian:ooh,Peter,you are the spalding grey off crap.
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Postby Iron Curtain » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:42 pm

The basics for family guy are similar to the Simpsons, but it's not an exact rip-off. The gross-out, pop-cultural humor and fast pace is closer to South Park, and the flashbacks are more akin to those from the Critic.

While Family Guy isn't innovative, it's not totally unoriginal either.

I do find it unfortunate that so many of its peers hate the show, including M&T.
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Postby Iron Curtain » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:49 pm

To the guy who said that Family Guy is a ripoff of the Simpsons: Would you say the same thing about King of the Hill? Because I think you're just highlighting the similarities and yell "RIPOFF!" whereas there are also plenty of other differences.

Hell, using your logic, Barbrady is a ripoff of Wiggum, right?
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Postby mightymitch » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:58 pm

"Dont see retard,chris. We prefer to be called little people"
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Postby Quick_Nick » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:51 am

Peter Griffin: Hey, What's His Name?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. No Seriously What Is It?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard?
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:19 pm

Quick_Nick wrote:Peter Griffin: Hey, What's His Name?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. No Seriously What Is It?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard?


Al Gore: "Oh, I just got it." *laughs*

*****

Another one from the movie:

(Brian has just walked in on Stewie completely shaving his body)
Stewie: "You know, feel free to say no to this, but, uh... would you shave my coin purse?"

Brian: "Oh ho, ho! Oh! Oh no; no way, man! Oh, holy freaking God! Oh-ho!"
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:00 pm

From the movie
Walt Disney:are all the jews dead?
Guy:no
Walt Disney:Freeze me back!

I think that's how it went I saw the movie a couple of weeks ago.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:19 pm

Yet another movie quote:

Lois: "He's so right on, women are such teases. That's why I went back to men."

Meg: "Okay, mom... thanks for that. Um, see ya later." (she leaves the scene)

Chris slides over closer to Lois and says: "Go on..."
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Postby triplemultiplex » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:59 pm

And now, a little musical interlude:

Anna rules!
'because I kick all the bad guys in their jewels.
Anna won
Thanks to my gamma ray atomic gun.

Dance and shout
he's the world's greatest ninja
there's no doubt.

Though they tried to defeat me
they can all just freakin' eat me.
because he blew all of us away.

In the planet of Siam
there's no one as tough as I am
just as surely as Paul Lind was gay.
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:24 am

(Brian drives pickup down country road. A man is seen crossing road in front of him, sees the truck and shouts. Thud! Truck hits him.)

Brian: Oh my God! Are you Stephen King?
Man: No, I'm Dean Koontz.
Brian: Oh. (leaves DK, backs truck up over him again)

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