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Postby Darth vader » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:29 pm

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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:39 am

Cleveland's wife is named Loretta, by the way. Of course they're separated now since Loretta cheated on him with Quagmire. So she's out of the show now.
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Postby Olivia42 » Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:50 am

Peter and a woman are standing alone. Peter farts.
Peter: It was you!
He runs away.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:03 am

Olivia42 wrote:Peter and a woman are standing alone. Peter farts.
Peter: It was you!
He runs away.


No, no, no. That joke went like this:

They cut away to Peter in an elevator with another guy. The other guy suddenly gets wide eyed as he sniffs the air. Peter, clearly embarassed and looking for an out, says:
"Ahhh, it was you."


Tonight's was pretty good. Another frame-by-frame scene from the movie Dazed and Confused. "Freshmen!!!"
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:47 am

triplemultiplex wrote:Tonight's was pretty good. Another frame-by-frame scene from the movie Dazed and Confused. "Freshmen!!!"


Yeah I was wondering where that was from. I like the part where Peter is drunk and naked, and walks into the room with Meg and her friends and he just sits on one of them. :lol:
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Postby crayola4chewbacca » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:30 am

Also from tonights episode:

Nicole Kidman: Guess what, I'm a witch.
Will Ferrell: Guess what, I'm a Clippers fan.

Stewie: Mhhmm.

(Leaves theater, goes to airport, flies to hollywood, goes to Will Ferrells house.)

Stewie: (Slaps Will Ferrell,) That's not FUNNY.
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Postby jaydawGtwo04 » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:10 pm

beat me to that quote but heres a funny one from last nights ep


chris:your just escaping from your problems at home
peter:no,megs right there :cartmanlaugh:
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:49 pm

Brian: "'Quagmire's Cross Country Tour.' Isn't there an 'O' in 'country'?

Quagmire: "No."

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I enjoyed this cutaway gag from 'Peter's Got Woods':

Picard: "Number 1?"

Riker: "Yes, Captain."

Picard: "Let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?

Riker: "Yeah, I could get in on that."

Picard: "Alright, here it comes.
Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!"

(everyone on the bridge laughs)

Worf: "You can both suck my ridges!"

Picard: "Oh get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis."

It was the characitures that really made it funny:
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Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:06 pm

Stu: "I'm sorry, that's never happened before."

Fran: "Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:16 pm

This is just plain ol' Quagmire. hahaha

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.) :lol:
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Postby jaydawGtwo04 » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:24 pm

how the f*ck did you remember the whole thing
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:32 am

jaydawGtwo04 wrote:how the f*ck did you remember the whole thing


I get them off sites
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:52 am

Oh, sure, quotes are one thing, but have there been any funny signs from the show you liked?
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Postby jjmac12345 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:01 am

Just watched the movie awhile ago, thought it was awesome. One funny sign I saw was when stewie was going into that time travel place, there was a sign that said, "See OJ do it"
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:50 am

EDIT: Here are some clips you will enjoy (click below)
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Bad coupon, you must already what this is.
part 2
Theres more but I'll post'em later.
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