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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby sunfl0wer » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:18 am

Man to host: Can I say hi to my friend?
Host: Uh, sure.
Man: Hey Jesus!
*Jesus watching tv*
Jesus: No way! :D
*phone rings*
Jesus: Hello. I know, I saw!

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:11 pm

Meg: Could you tell Chris to stop drawing me with a pig's body?

Chris: DON'T CENSOR ME!!!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby sunfl0wer » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:05 am

Lois: You are going to Meg's play and that's that.
Peter: Is that that now, Mrs. That's-that?
Lois: If you're gonna shoot me you might wanna tie your shoe laces first.
Peter: (looks down)
Lois: (attacks Peter when he looks down) Now are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?!
Peter: Yeeees!
Lois: YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET TOUGH GUY?!
Peter: Yeeee-heees!
Lois: SAY YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (outside, falls down) Giggity.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby stupidrandy » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:15 am

Stewie talking to a old whore
Stewie- "So, how is it down there...?? Just like throwing hotdogs down a hallway, huh?
"Ok, now on too double penatration boy's".--Kyle's Jew dad!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:55 pm

^ Speaking of hot dogs, here's one of last night's quotes from Meg, going into her room with a full pack of franks:

"I'm going to pretend you are the New York Knicks."

:shock: + :lol:
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:00 am

Brian: "'Quagmire's Cross Country Tour.' Isn't there an 'O' in 'country?"

Quagmire: "Nope."
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:39 pm

AngusMcTavish wrote:^ Speaking of hot dogs, here's one of last night's quotes from Meg, going into her room with a full pack of franks:

"I'm going to pretend you are the New York Knicks."


Callback:
"Well, see you guys later. I gotta go buy hot dogs. We keep running out for some reason."

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:22 am

Court scene, as Peter is found guilty:

Peter: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man (crashing thru wall): OH YEAAH!! (looks about, goes back thru hole)
Judge: Okay, would you all please stop saying "Oh no" in my courtroom? That f***ing Kool-Aid guy's just gonna keep coming back.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:28 pm

Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came to this country from France.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby sunfl0wer » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:31 am

Peter: Yeah, uh, it's actually a pretty funny story, uh, true story. Uh, Brian and I walked into your house and, uh, she was with some guy going BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM...!

Brian: Uh, Peter, uh, maybe, uh...

Peter: Hang on, I'm not done. BAM-BAM-BAM! And then she's all, "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!" BAM-BAM-BAM! You want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?

Bamm-Bamm: BAM-BAM, BAM-BAM-BAM! You want to take it from here, Emeril?

Emeril: BAM!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:19 pm

Stewie: (waking up to watch Brian licking himself) Aah! What are you doing?

Brian: I'm cleaning myself.

Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:01 am

Peter (to a Mafia Don): So what, you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby polymorph » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:29 pm

The only Family Guy quote that I even bother remembering.

Testicles... that is all
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:45 am

Peter (on planning Stewie's birthday party): All I got is that big-ass pinata.

(we see the pinata, shaped like a human butt)

Brian: I hope candy comes out of that.

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(God, at a bar, lights a woman's cigarette by pointing at it and casting a lightning bolt.)

Woman: Wow.

God: Maaaagic fingers...(points at her, another lightning bolt evaporates her!)

God: Jesus Christ!

Jesus (entering bar): Yeah?

God: Get in the Escalade; we're outta here! (they leave in a hurry)

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