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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:52 pm

Quagmire: "It's perfectly reasonable to siphon jet fuel from an active runway with the intent of flying a pickup truck!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby CHEL BEAN » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:55 pm

I'm not a fan of family guy and i haven't seen many episodes, but i do remember the black weather man yelling, "it's gonna rain!" that made me laugh.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby KillingKenny666 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 am

Peter: I'm Peter Griffin, and this is shopping cart, roof, ummm, roof shopping cart.
*Quagmire and Cleveland push Peter off the roof while he's in a shopping cart.*
Peter: OWW!
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Oh my God! What's this? What's this I'm touching?
Joe: It's your spine. It's coming out of your neck!


Quagmire: I'm Glenn Quagmire, and I covered my private area with honey. Bring out the bees!
*Cleveland opens a beehive, and bees go all over Quagmire's private area.*
Quagmire: Okay, I don't want to make them mad now.
*Cleveland blows a horn.*
Quagmire: Stop it!
Peter: I HATE YOU BEES! I HATE YOU BEES! I HATE YOU BEES!
Quagmire: Okay, I'm done. Get them off me!
Cleveland: Come over here!
*Quagmire slowly walks over to the beehive, and Peter pushes him down*
Quagmire: AAAHHH!
*While Cleveland is looking at Quagmire, Peter pulls out a razor and shaves Cleveland's head.*
Cleveland: What the f**k?!?
*Everyone laughs as Brian comes out.*
Brian: Lois says dinner's ready.
*Peter shaves Brian's head.*
Brian: Hey! Get out of here!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:12 pm

(After Peter has just grown a mustache.)
Lois: I think it looks sexy!
Brian: I think it looks gay.
Peter: Nuh-uh! If I'm gay then Freddie Mercury was gay too!
Brian: Freddie Mercury the leader singer of Queen? He was incredibly gay!
Peter: No he wasn't! He had a mustache!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby pudn96 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:39 pm

Brain: whos leg do i have to hump to get a dry martini around here? :gothstan: :craig: :unhoodedkenny: :santa:
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:59 pm

"Woah! Did you bring enough boobs for the rest of class?"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby RideTheLightning » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:37 pm

Guy: "We will now auction off a pair of panties worn by a prostitute we caught."

Quagmire: "Fifty Bucks!"

Guy: "...She had nine STDs."

Quagmire: "....40 bucks."

Guy: "...And she wet herself when we caught her."

Quagmire: ".....50 bucks."

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Kensuke » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:48 pm

Peter: How do we raise 50 thousand bucks?

Cleavland: Maybe we should have a bake sale.

Quagmire: Now see, that's a neat idea!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:16 am

(After Stewie takes off his shirt and puts two starfish on his nipples...)

Stewie: "Hey Brian! Look! I'm a stripper! I'm working my way through college! I should be more reluctant to take my clothes off but I'm not because my stepfather had boundary issues!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:05 am

"Freaking sweet!"
"oh crap!"
"victory is mine!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:41 pm

Brian: "Wow, a song named after a girl! There aren't a million of those already."

Stewie: "Name twenty."

Brian: "Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Allison, Sarah, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Pauly, Helena, Jenny From the Block."

Stewie: "Name six more."

Brian: "Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie the Moocher."

Stewie: "Name five more."

Brian: "Tracy, Jean, Jane, Maryann, Elenor Rigby."

Stewie: (throws down guitar) "Go f*ck yourself!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby butters kenny » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:43 pm

Oh i hate that episode....
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Kensuke » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:37 am

Peter: Uh oh, I can sure use a distraction. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Xylones » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:31 pm

The first poster said: ,,I know a lot of people here love Family Guy, so post some of your favorite Family Guy quotes here. "

But I hate family guy, why then should I post my favourit Family Guy quotes? Thats ridiculous xDDD
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Kensuke » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:30 pm

Well if you hate Family Guy why would you post in a thread that would be full of people who like Family Guy just to say how you hate it? That's ridiculous XDDD
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