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Postby treefiddy_350 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:28 pm

I haven't posted in here for a while but here you go.

Peter: Don't worry, I've got an idea-an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:36 pm

For your enjoyment:
"The Freakin' FCC"
performed by Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin & Stewie Griffin


(Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC.)

They will clean up all your talkin' in a manner such as this:
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss.
And they'll make you call 'fellatio' a 'trouser-friendly kiss'.

Is the plan situation,
there's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin' FCC?

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops.
Any baby with a brain could tell them 'Everybody Poops'.

Take a tip, take a lesson,
you'll never win by messin'
with the fellas at the freakin' FCC.

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing,
you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say 'penis'.

So they sent this little warning; they're prepared to do their worst.
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first.

They may just be narodic,
or possibly psychotic;
they're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:44 pm

I think that was the last recent episode of FG I watched from any of the new shows. The D-bleep Van D-bleep show!
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Postby bulrog2004 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:59 am

[wheel of fortune]

host: ok, the category is "actor & show", so we need 5 consonants and a vowel.
peter: mmm, ok, Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and the BATMAN symbol
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:04 am

Just in the new episode:

Brian:"I was just watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stafani, I don't know what the hell a hollerback girl is, all I know is I want her dead."

^so true words.
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Postby kayge » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:36 am

Cartman_91 wrote:Stewie: Theres a half dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy upstairs


"oh, so.. i guess we're just looking the other way on this one, huh? okay then.."
:lol:

and then there's that whole thing they went through with osama shooting his video to send to the US and he messes up, brings up a guy offscreen who "had a doctor's note to say he couldn't do a suicide bombing".. :lol: that whole bit was funny..
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Postby Butters Stotch100 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:46 am

I really hate family guy, its as if it tries everything to be funny.
I dont think something that sh*t should be on the air any more.
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:55 am

Butters Stotch100 wrote:I really hate family guy, its as if it tries everything to be funny.
I dont think something that sh*t should be on the air any more.


your an ass.

"Pellecan's Bref Then that's where I'll go. because i'm not afraid of a challenge; like that time I out-farted Michale Moore."
(scene)
"Hi there"
"How ya doin'"
*faaarrtt*
*faaaarrrrrtt*
*brnt brnt brtn brnt brnt brnt brnt brrrrrrrnnntt!*
*poot poot poot poot poot poot poot pooooooooot*
(rythmical farting)
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Postby Butters Stotch100 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:05 am

Well screw u family guy sucks ass no one thinks its funny and if they do they must have a f*cked up scence of humor!!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:08 am

Gothic_Butters wrote:"Pellecan's Bref Then that's where I'll go. because i'm not afraid of a challenge; like that time I out-farted Michale Moore."
(scene)
"Hi there"
"How ya doin'"
*faaarrtt*
*faaaarrrrrtt*
*brnt brnt brtn brnt brnt brnt brnt brrrrrrrnnntt!*
*poot poot poot poot poot poot poot pooooooooot*
(rythmical farting)


Behold: the Peter Griffin/Michael Moore fart duel, courtesy of 3MX:
http://www.filefactory.com/?13dfdc
(560 k mp3 file; run time 36 seconds)
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Postby kayge » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:17 am

triplemultiplex wrote:
Gothic_Butters wrote:"Pellecan's Bref Then that's where I'll go. because i'm not afraid of a challenge; like that time I out-farted Michale Moore."
(scene)
"Hi there"
"How ya doin'"
*faaarrtt*
*faaaarrrrrtt*
*brnt brnt brtn brnt brnt brnt brnt brrrrrrrnnntt!*
*poot poot poot poot poot poot poot pooooooooot*
(rythmical farting)


Behold: the Peter Griffin/Michael Moore fart duel, courtesy of 3MX:
http://www.filefactory.com/?13dfdc
(560 k mp3 file; run time 36 seconds)


that is.. so.. incredibly awesome.. :D
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:36 pm

Butters Stotch100 wrote:Well screw you family guy sucks ass no one thinks its funny and if they do they must have a f*cked up scence of humor!!


You are a dumbass, perfect example of South Park having too much of an affect on someone. We know Family Guy is badly written, we've kown for a while now, that doesn't matter, the jokes make up for it(welll, in the older episodes)
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:37 pm

Butters Stotch100 wrote:Well screw you family guy sucks ass no one thinks its funny and if they do they must have a f*cked up scence of humor!!


Have you ever even watched an episode of Family Guy? :roll: Family Guy is funnier than South Park but the storyline isn't quite as good.
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Postby Fatt Ass » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:50 pm

Peter: This is even more intense than me forgetting to sit.
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:59 pm

Brian: This is like the time you had tea with the Muslim prophet, Muhammed.

Mr T: Would you like to taste Mr. T's tea. :lol:

Anyone else find the FG parady in "Cartoon Wars" fairly funny. I liked how Stewie talked. "Maybe he did it to make mother nervous." :lol:
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