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Postby kayge » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:09 pm

Kyle's_Marklar wrote:Brian: This is like the time you had tea with the Muslim prophet, Muhammed.

Mr T: Would you like to taste Mr. T's tea. :lol:

Anyone else find the FG parady in "Cartoon Wars" fairly funny. I liked how Stewie talked. "Maybe he did it to make mother nervous." :lol:


i really did find it funny :lol: i don't know.. maybe south park was trying to say that anybody can put random things together to seem funny.. whatever..
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Postby ghost42 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:07 pm

Peter:"Okay listen up everybody.I'm not quite sure how to say this..
I'm fat!Jeah give you a minute to absort that. It's nobodys's Fault,Meg!
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Postby Cartman_91 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:12 pm

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:27 pm

Butters Stotch100 wrote:I really hate family guy, its as if it tries everything to be funny.
I dont think something that sh*t should be on the air any more.


We are all entitled to our respective opinions, but f*ck you.

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Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.
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Postby ghost42 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:23 pm

The best scene is where stewie kicks brians ass (the first time)
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Postby Cartman_91 » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:39 pm

Haven't posted here in awhile

Peter: I hope Meg has fun at the dance she really deserves it

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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:31 pm

black Tom Tucker: "Our top story tonight continues to be 'Where is this giant canoe taking us?'"
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Postby Cartman_91 » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:16 pm

Peter: Lets go drink until we can't feel feelings
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Postby KylesNumber1Fan0 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:33 am

Lois: What are you doing here?

Peter: Well, Lois, I tried finding my creativity, like you said. First I took an art class.

(a nude model poses for the class)

Peter: Am I, am I supposed to draw the penis?

Peter: Then I tried sculpting.

(again a nude model)

Peter: Am I, am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

Peter: Then I tried music.

Peter: Am I, am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

Peter: I started to think there was nothing I'd be good at. But then I realized that this is it. Lois, my penis belongs on stage.
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This one's from the movie and it might not be exact:

Brian: So is it just pool water that turns you into a sniveling girl or is it all water?

Stewie: Mom! Brian just asked me if it's just pool water that turn's me into a sniveling girl or if it's all water!
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Postby Cartman_91 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:55 am

Nice I ressurected the all mighty Family Guy Quotes and now it's in Hot Topics


Stewie: You were cleaning yourself fifteen minutes ago now your just on vacation
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:56 am

Damn its been a while, lets see...

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:55 pm

Stewie: "Well broccoli, mother says your good for me. Well I'm afraid I'm no good for you!"
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Postby Cartman_91 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:18 pm

Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:27 pm

treefiddy_350 wrote:Damn its been a while, lets see...

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.


I laughed so hard at that part.

Brian: I hate to say I told you so but...Yeeeaaaah, in you f*cken face mother f*cker! I'm, I'm sorry about that.
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:31 am

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