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Man to host: Can I say hi to my friend?
Host: Uh, sure.
Man: Hey Jesus!
*Jesus watching tv*
Jesus: No way!
*phone rings*
Jesus: Hello. I know, I saw!

Host: Uh, sure.
Man: Hey Jesus!
*Jesus watching tv*
Jesus: No way!

*phone rings*
Jesus: Hello. I know, I saw!

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Meg: Could you tell Chris to stop drawing me with a pig's body?
Chris: DON'T CENSOR ME!!!
Chris: DON'T CENSOR ME!!!
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Lois: You are going to Meg's play and that's that.
Peter: Is that that now, Mrs. That's-that?
Lois: If you're gonna shoot me you might wanna tie your shoe laces first.
Peter: (looks down)
Lois: (attacks Peter when he looks down) Now are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?!
Peter: Yeeees!
Lois: YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET TOUGH GUY?!
Peter: Yeeee-heees!
Lois: SAY YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (outside, falls down) Giggity.
Peter: Is that that now, Mrs. That's-that?
Lois: If you're gonna shoot me you might wanna tie your shoe laces first.
Peter: (looks down)
Lois: (attacks Peter when he looks down) Now are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?!
Peter: Yeeees!
Lois: YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET TOUGH GUY?!
Peter: Yeeee-heees!
Lois: SAY YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (outside, falls down) Giggity.
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Stewie talking to a old whore
Stewie- "So, how is it down there...?? Just like throwing hotdogs down a hallway, huh?
Stewie- "So, how is it down there...?? Just like throwing hotdogs down a hallway, huh?
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^ Speaking of hot dogs, here's one of last night's quotes from Meg, going into her room with a full pack of franks:
"I'm going to pretend you are the New York Knicks."
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"I'm going to pretend you are the New York Knicks."


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Brian: "'Quagmire's Cross Country Tour.' Isn't there an 'O' in 'country?"
Quagmire: "Nope."
Quagmire: "Nope."
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Re: Family Guy quotes
AngusMcTavish wrote:^ Speaking of hot dogs, here's one of last night's quotes from Meg, going into her room with a full pack of franks:
"I'm going to pretend you are the New York Knicks."
Callback:
"Well, see you guys later. I gotta go buy hot dogs. We keep running out for some reason."
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Court scene, as Peter is found guilty:
Peter: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man (crashing thru wall): OH YEAAH!! (looks about, goes back thru hole)
Judge: Okay, would you all please stop saying "Oh no" in my courtroom? That f***ing Kool-Aid guy's just gonna keep coming back.
Peter: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man (crashing thru wall): OH YEAAH!! (looks about, goes back thru hole)
Judge: Okay, would you all please stop saying "Oh no" in my courtroom? That f***ing Kool-Aid guy's just gonna keep coming back.
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Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came to this country from France.
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Peter: Yeah, uh, it's actually a pretty funny story, uh, true story. Uh, Brian and I walked into your house and, uh, she was with some guy going BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM...!
Brian: Uh, Peter, uh, maybe, uh...
Peter: Hang on, I'm not done. BAM-BAM-BAM! And then she's all, "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!" BAM-BAM-BAM! You want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?
Bamm-Bamm: BAM-BAM, BAM-BAM-BAM! You want to take it from here, Emeril?
Emeril: BAM!
Brian: Uh, Peter, uh, maybe, uh...
Peter: Hang on, I'm not done. BAM-BAM-BAM! And then she's all, "Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!" BAM-BAM-BAM! You want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?
Bamm-Bamm: BAM-BAM, BAM-BAM-BAM! You want to take it from here, Emeril?
Emeril: BAM!
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Stewie: (waking up to watch Brian licking himself) Aah! What are you doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
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Peter (to a Mafia Don): So what, you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.
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The only Family Guy quote that I even bother remembering.
Testicles... that is all
Testicles... that is all
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Peter (on planning Stewie's birthday party): All I got is that big-ass pinata.
(we see the pinata, shaped like a human butt)
Brian: I hope candy comes out of that.
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(God, at a bar, lights a woman's cigarette by pointing at it and casting a lightning bolt.)
Woman: Wow.
God: Maaaagic fingers...(points at her, another lightning bolt evaporates her!)
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus (entering bar): Yeah?
God: Get in the Escalade; we're outta here! (they leave in a hurry)
(we see the pinata, shaped like a human butt)
Brian: I hope candy comes out of that.
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(God, at a bar, lights a woman's cigarette by pointing at it and casting a lightning bolt.)
Woman: Wow.
God: Maaaagic fingers...(points at her, another lightning bolt evaporates her!)
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus (entering bar): Yeah?
God: Get in the Escalade; we're outta here! (they leave in a hurry)
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