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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:16 pm

Quagmire: (opens the bathroom stall and finds a tied-up cheerleader) Note to diary: Jackpot!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:06 am

marvel_freak_42 wrote:Quagmire: (opens the bathroom stall and finds a tied-up cheerleader) Dear Diary: Jackpot!


I love that line so much, I had to correct it. Sorry, dude.

Peter, at his old job with the Electric Company.

Man: D...
Peter: ...ot.
Both: Dot.
Man: B...
Peter: ...et.
Man: Bet.
Peter: ...Bet. Yeah, I knew that one.
Man: P...
Peter: ...it.
Man: Pit.
Peter: ...Pit. Slow down, it's my first day. Come on.
Man: F...
Peter: ...at.
Man: Fat.
Peter: Oh, that's it, pal!!
(they fight)
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby BRMBug » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:16 am

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:49 am

Don't remember if I put this one in earlier or not, but what the heck:

Doctor: That lump you have is just a fatty corpuscle.

Peter: A fatty corpuscle? Well, how the hell did a dead comedian from the silent era get lodged in my left bosom?!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:37 pm

STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE!

STOP MOCKING ME!


After stewie wearing a beetoven (Don't correct me ass clowns) wig is finished playing a few songs. Cut to a very serious Peter holding an eye mask to his face.
"Play Peter Griffin."
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:57 am

It's been a while, so I'll recall the best I can...

Meg: "Dad, if I fail my driver's test, I'll never get a car and I'll never have any friends, and I'll never get married, and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O' Donnell."

Peter: "Meg, are you implying that Rosie O' Donnell can't drive?"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:41 am

Brave_Sir_Ribbit wrote:After stewie wearing a beetoven (Don't correct me ass clowns) wig is finished playing a few songs. Cut to a very serious Peter holding an eye mask to his face.
"Play Peter Griffin."


Stewie: Ah, now there's a challenge!

(starts playing tone-deaf-like; others, except Peter, laugh, as Stewie finishes his piece by hoisting up his pants and farting, a la Amadeus)

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Vader (Stewie): I have you now, young Skywalker. And at today's gas prices, not a moment too soon!

R2 (Cleveland, capping TIE Fighters): Yeah, that's how we do it in MY neighborhood, b!tch!

Han (Peter): Man, hyperspace always looks so freaky.
('70s Doctor Who intro is seen through cockpit.)

Luke (Chris, to John Williams and his orchestra): Now play "People's Court!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:34 pm

"f*ck you, you son of a bitch! What am I; R2-Pac?"

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Luke: "Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womp rats in my T-16."

C-3PO: "My God, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak."

Luke: "There's two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do?!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:33 am

Luke: Uncle Owen? Aunt Beru? Oh, my God! (sees burnt relatives, turns around) Mr. Williams!! (sees burnt orchestra) Great. Now we'll have to do this with Danny Elfman.

(DE is seen conducting wacky score until Luke lobs his head off.)

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Chewbacca (Brian): Grrraraagghghghahgghghhghahh! (spits) Always gargle before a takeoff. Wokka wokka!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:38 am

^^
I didn't like that joke. It seemed so unnecessary to take a swipe at the guy who composed the Simpsons theme song. I mean, why?

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:27 am

Founder of the Western Orthodox Branch of the Church of Butters!

"The world will know peace when humanity is extinguished."
-- False Awakenings
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Sizzling Lynn » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:46 pm

Peter: Time to take you girls...downtown. *starts dancing to techno* Which one of you is the lucky bride? *Meg raises her hand, embarrassed. Peter goes to her and starts grinding* What's your name sweetheart?
Meg: Dad, you know my name.
Peter: Ah-ah-ah; it's Officer Sexy. (Or was it "Naughty"? Whatever!)
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:45 am

Tom Brady: Dammit, Griffin, no showboating!

(This is during the time Peter celebrates his touchdown by performing "Shipoopi" from The Music Man)
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby randomcolors5 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:07 am

from my 2nd favorite episode:death's a bitch:
Hitler: If you are going to be in the Los Angelas area,und would like tickets to Hitler call 213-Du Werdest Eine Krankenschwester Brauchen!
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Death: [car is shown rocking with Death and girl having sex inside] Oh yes. Oh yes!
Girl: Oh oh oh oh yes...
[girl dies due to Death touching her]
Death: Oh man! Not again! I'm going to be a virgin for ever... or am I?
[car starts rocking again]
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Peter Griffin: I can't kill those kids! Then I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays...
Peter Griffin: [slowly rolls eyes toward camera] ... except for the fine programming on Fox.
[smiles innocently]
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those were a few i found.the other was to racist....
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby chel » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:27 am

This show sucks donkey balls.
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