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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:58 pm

^^^
Then don't f*cking post in this thread.


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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:59 pm

"You got a healthy appetite there, kid. I bet you spend a lot of time on the john."

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:44 pm

Darth Stewie, from extra scenes on the DVD:

I made a Darth Doodie!

I Sithed my pants!

My diaper has gone over to the Dark Side!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby chel » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:11 am

triplemultiplex wrote:^^^
Then don't f*cking post in this thread.


I can post whatever I want wherever I want.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:23 am

Barney: Boy, great party, uh, Fred?

Fred: Yep. Y'know, Barn, I figured I oughta tell ya this. I was walking by your house the other day, and, um, I poke my head in the window and Betty was undressing. Eh, she saw me there but she didn't stop.

Barney: What?

Fred: She didn't stop. I mean, she saw me there lookin' at her and she kept undressing.

Barney: Whoa! Are you serious?

Fred: Yep. I got an erocktion.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby iheartmetal666 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:33 pm

Peter:Hey,Manson! *punches Marilyn Manson*
MM:What in the world was that for?
Lois:Our son was a sweet little boy until he heard your music!!
MM:Oh,this story again.If I had a nickel.All right take me to him.
all the hot 80's guys get plastic surgery or something,and make themselves ugly!pete burns,boy george(but he was gay..)or they get old and look scary like eddie van halen..

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:22 am

Charles Manson, on television programming:
"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!"

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The following two entries are NOT ACTUAL QUOTES!! I came up with these, as they may or may not work well in the show.
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(The family watches one of those FOX specials)
Announcer: And now, back to "Classic TV Blunders!"
(A scene from "Gomer Pyle, USMC" is shown with the Sarge in his office, and he's trying to stand up.)
Sarge: Uh? I'm stuck! What the--?!
Gomer (enters office): Sorry to bother ya, Sarge, but have you seen my model airplane glue?
(Canned laughter)
Sarge (picks tube of glue off floor): PYYYYYYLE!!
Gomer: Shazam!
(Bolt of lightning hits the office. When the smoke clears, Gomer is wearing a superhero costume with a lightning bolt on front. Awkward silence all around as they notice the outfit and look at each other. Gomer shrugs.)

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(Any random situation where Peter is humiliated)
Peter: Aw, maaan! I can't believe I (whatever he had done). I don't think I've ever been so humiliated, and I thought I knew what humiliation was a couple of months ago...
(Flashback, somewhere in Chicago. Peter is seen up close, dressed like he's running a marathon.)
Peter: Okay, we clear on the route? First one to Quahog City Hall wins!
Off-camera voice: I don't know, Peter. You sure y'wanna go through with this?
(Camera zooms back to see who his opponent is.)
Peter: C'monnn, Sonic! It'll be great!
Sonic: Okay...ready when you are.
(Both get into starting position)
Peter: On your marks...get set...GO!
(Sonic is off like a shot, creating a strong tail wind, knocking Peter off his feet. Camera pans to see the vapor trail left by the hedgehog, then back to Peter.)
Peter: Aw, crap!

Callback scene:
(Last scene of ep, whatever takes place outside City Hall)
Peter: (random lesson...learned??)
Off-camera voice: Hey, Peter!
(Camera pans to show Sonic, gold medal around his neck. He does not look happy.)
Sonic: 'Bout time you showed up. Where the hell have you been?!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Blue Twilight » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:39 pm

(From when Meg puts her hair in an apple pie and feeds it to Brian)

*Stewie enters the room*
Stewie: Oooh, is that pie?
Brian: Uh...
Stewie: *starts eating* Yes, pass the "Cool Hwip."
Brian: The... what?
Stewie: The "Cool Hwip." You can't have a pie without "Cool Hwip."
Brian: Wait, you mean "Cool Whip."
Stewie: Yes, that's what I said, "Cool Hwip."
Brian: Say "whip."
Stewie: Whip.
Brian: Now say "Cool Whip."
Stewie: "Cool Hwip."
Brian: "Cool Whip."
Stewie: "Cool Hwip."
Brian: "Cool Whip."
Stewie: "Cool Hwip."
Brian: YOU'RE EATING HAIR!
*Stewie spits out the pie*
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:56 pm

Herbert: "We can settle this like reasonable, sexy teenagers. The first one to shallow the most Tylenol PMs wins!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Kensuke » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:54 pm

Peter: BUTT SCRATCHA!
Lois: No Peter.
Peter: BUTT SCRATCHA!
Lois: Peter No!
Peter: BUTT SCRATCHA!
Lois: No!
Peter: *Depressed* Butt scratcha...
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Kensuke » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:59 pm

Meg: Mom, dad. I'm a lesbian
Peter:That is Awesome.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby KillingKenny666 » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:32 am

The New Brian: Hey Stewie, I humped your bear Rupert.
Stewie: What?
The New Brian: Rupert enjoyed it too!

Then, Stewie drags the dog's dead body into the trash can.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby KillingKenny666 » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:36 am

Peter: Now that I have a mustache, I can speak ittalian.
*Man walks in*
Brian: Hello, I'll have some salami...
Peter: I'll handle this.
*Peter turns to the man*
Peter: Bopety Beepety Bop! Bopebeepy!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:55 am

Another great Star Wars scene, as Obi-Wan (Herbert) checks on an unconscious Luke (Chris).

R2-D2 (Cleveland): Who the hell are you?

OWK (removing hood): One lucky sumbitch!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby BRMBug » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:36 am

...And don't you mouth-off to me, or I'll slap you right in your penis.

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