HOW WILL YOU DIE?

[Alektoro]

To be honest in the middle of a shroom trip.
Be hallucinating about winnie the pooh and then just die.
That's a happy thought to die to really.
Unless its a bad trip then I would guess I would be greatful to die.
f*ck I dont know.

[fastfoodboy13]

i'll probably die from all the hate mail i get from some fruitcakes.

(either that or from so much spam about boob jobs even though I'm a DUDE!!)

[Kyle's_Marklar]

i'll probably die from all the hate mail i get from some fruitcakes.

(either that or from so much spam about boob jobs even though I'm a DUDE!!)

Stop making pointless threads and you won't get hate mail.

I'll die as an old man having kinky sex with a 20 year old.

[Alektoro]

Stop making pointless threads and you won't get hate mail.

I'll die as an old man having kinky sex with a 20 year old.

You want to die during sex? WHY?!

[nickmaudlin]

After much thought...

I would die being dropped from a 747 Jet tied to a lawn chair while on fire on July 4th, 2089. I would fall and be impaled on the Washington Memorial. Then my body would rest there and attract birds for 5 days.

[Magnum Innominandum]

I will most likely die either via disintegration or, by being sexually assaulted, mutilated with a sharpened fibula, then consumed by a cannibalistic serial killer.

Hopefully the former.

[Stovepipe_Jam]

I want to die in a heroic way, sacrificing myself to save someone else.

I'm in a heroic mood because I'm listening to "Aces High" by Iron Maiden right now.

[PinkPrincess]

It seems that most of the people here hate me. (God I love pissing people off ) They'll probably get together someday and plan how to murder me and all the people that "f*ck up the board".

[Stovepipe_Jam]

It seems that most of the people here hate me. (God I love pissing people off ) They'll probably get together someday and plan how to murder me and all the people that "f*ck up the board".

What makes you think we're not already doing that?

[emericaskate07]

I almost died yesterday! I was walking down the three stairs that lead into my shower/bathtub, I slipped and fell. The whole time I was trying to get my self balance (I didin't want to crack my head on the slippery floor); I slipped down the three stairs and ran into the marble wall, then did the spilts! OUCH!!

[KyleBenoit]

I almost died yesterday! I was walking down the three stairs that lead into my shower/bathtub, I slipped and fell. The whole time I was trying to get my self balance (I didin't want to crack my head on the slippery floor); I slipped down the three stairs and ran into the marble wall, then did the spilts! OUCH!!

OW that's gotta hurt!! I winced just by reading that.

Back on Topic: I don't wanna die, but knowing my luck when it comes to crossing streets, I'll most likely be hit by a car...or a truck....or a motorcycle. Prettymuch any type of vehicle.

[Kyle's_Marklar]

Stop making pointless threads and you won't get hate mail.

I'll die as an old man having kinky sex with a 20 year old.

You want to die during sex? WHY?!

Like the old woman in Quintuplets 2000. What better way is there to go?

[Kyle's_Marklar]

It seems that most of the people here hate me.

Where'd you get that crazy idea from?

[emericaskate07]

I will die in a "return/merchindice." I would approached Borders with my DVD, plastic bag, and recipt. Standing alone, I would walk to the caisher. I would tell the caisher that I would like to make "a return for my cash back." The caisher would look up at me (her eyes not focused on the returned merchindice anymore), red flames would apperar in her eyes..she would grab the caisher and beat the living daylights out of me.

[KyleBenoit]

[color=green:1e143]I'll probably end up literally blasting my brains out. I listen to my headphones extremely loud.[/color:1e143]