HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Check here for all the hottest topics!

Moderator: Big-Will

Alektoro
Posts: 84
Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:22 am

Postby Alektoro » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:51 am

To be honest in the middle of a shroom trip.
Be hallucinating about winnie the pooh and then just die.
That's a happy thought to die to really.
Unless its a bad trip then I would guess I would be greatful to die.
f*ck I dont know.
fastfoodboy13
Posts: 154
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:02 am

Postby fastfoodboy13 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:01 am

i'll probably die from all the hate mail i get from some fruitcakes.

(either that or from so much spam about boob jobs even though I'm a DUDE!!)
Image
Kyle's_Marklar
Posts: 1747
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:08 pm

Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:10 am

fastfoodboy13 wrote:i'll probably die from all the hate mail i get from some fruitcakes.

(either that or from so much spam about boob jobs even though I'm a DUDE!!)


Stop making pointless threads and you won't get hate mail.

I'll die as an old man having kinky sex with a 20 year old. :lol:
Remember... the more posts you have, the bigger your penis is!
Alektoro
Posts: 84
Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:22 am

Postby Alektoro » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:17 am

Kyle's_Marklar wrote:
Stop making pointless threads and you won't get hate mail.

I'll die as an old man having kinky sex with a 20 year old. :lol:


You want to die during sex? WHY?!
nickmaudlin
Posts: 24
Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:36 pm

Postby nickmaudlin » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:03 am

After much thought...

I would die being dropped from a 747 Jet tied to a lawn chair while on fire on July 4th, 2089. I would fall and be impaled on the Washington Memorial. Then my body would rest there and attract birds for 5 days.
Magnum Innominandum
Posts: 241
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:03 am

Postby Magnum Innominandum » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:16 am

I will most likely die either via disintegration or, by being sexually assaulted, mutilated with a sharpened fibula, then consumed by a cannibalistic serial killer.

Hopefully the former.
Image[url=http://www.gutenberg.org/]
You're very well read
It's well known[/url] -Bob Dylan
Image
Stovepipe_Jam
Posts: 4611
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:20 am

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:07 pm

I want to die in a heroic way, sacrificing myself to save someone else.

I'm in a heroic mood because I'm listening to "Aces High" by Iron Maiden right now.
PinkPrincess
Posts: 156
Joined: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:32 pm

Postby PinkPrincess » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:01 pm

It seems that most of the people here hate me. (God I love pissing people off :lol: ) They'll probably get together someday and plan how to murder me and all the people that "f*ck up the board".
Image
Image
Stovepipe_Jam
Posts: 4611
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:20 am

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:13 pm

PinkPrincess wrote:It seems that most of the people here hate me. (God I love pissing people off :lol: ) They'll probably get together someday and plan how to murder me and all the people that "f*ck up the board".


What makes you think we're not already doing that?
emericaskate07
Posts: 2498
Joined: Sat May 28, 2005 7:34 am

Postby emericaskate07 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:37 am

I almost died yesterday! :shock: I was walking down the three stairs that lead into my shower/bathtub, I slipped and fell. The whole time I was trying to get my self balance (I didin't want to crack my head on the slippery floor); I slipped down the three stairs and ran into the marble wall, then did the spilts! OUCH!!
[img:04292]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/ColtzFan102/ttbadge2.jpg[/img:04292]
Cartman Army
Chaos Posse "Ahh, It's all sticky."
KyleBenoit
Posts: 2684
Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 2:44 am

Postby KyleBenoit » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:55 am

emericaskate07 wrote:I almost died yesterday! :shock: I was walking down the three stairs that lead into my shower/bathtub, I slipped and fell. The whole time I was trying to get my self balance (I didin't want to crack my head on the slippery floor); I slipped down the three stairs and ran into the marble wall, then did the spilts! OUCH!!


OW that's gotta hurt!! I winced just by reading that.

Back on Topic: I don't wanna die, but knowing my luck when it comes to crossing streets, I'll most likely be hit by a car...or a truck....or a motorcycle. Prettymuch any type of vehicle.
Image
Kyle's_Marklar
Posts: 1747
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:08 pm

Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:20 am

Alektoro wrote:
Kyle's_Marklar wrote:
Stop making pointless threads and you won't get hate mail.

I'll die as an old man having kinky sex with a 20 year old. :lol:


You want to die during sex? WHY?!


Like the old woman in Quintuplets 2000. :lol: What better way is there to go?
Remember... the more posts you have, the bigger your penis is!
Kyle's_Marklar
Posts: 1747
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:08 pm

Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:21 am

PinkPrincess wrote:It seems that most of the people here hate me.


Where'd you get that crazy idea from? :lol:
Remember... the more posts you have, the bigger your penis is!
emericaskate07
Posts: 2498
Joined: Sat May 28, 2005 7:34 am

Postby emericaskate07 » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:47 am

I will die in a "return/merchindice." I would approached Borders with my DVD, plastic bag, and recipt. Standing alone, I would walk to the caisher. I would tell the caisher that I would like to make "a return for my cash back." The caisher would look up at me (her eyes not focused on the returned merchindice anymore), red flames would apperar in her eyes..she would grab the caisher and beat the living daylights out of me. :evil:
[img:04292]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/ColtzFan102/ttbadge2.jpg[/img:04292]
Cartman Army
Chaos Posse "Ahh, It's all sticky."
KyleBenoit
Posts: 2684
Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 2:44 am

Postby KyleBenoit » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:11 am

[color=green:1e143]I'll probably end up literally blasting my brains out. I listen to my headphones extremely loud.[/color:1e143]
Image

Return to “Hot Topics”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests