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Stovepipe_Jam
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:16 am

I will die during sex while eating money and shooting a machine pistol.

All the things I love most at once.... :D
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Postby emericaskate07 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:18 am

By the time I complete my South Park merchindice collection, I will take a cleansing shower, take the Holy Cross; lay it next to my bed; open a 36 pack of Budwiser beer and drown myself in sweet victory till I'm dead!

That would be a sweet, breath taking death!
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Postby TiffanyD » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:18 am

With the way I drive, I will probably end up dying in a horrible car accident that I caused. Or maybe I would kill the other person (anyone say they wanted to die in a car accident?), and then I would go to prison and die there after someone raped me with a splintery broom.... infections and all.

I just checked that deathclock.com website and I am going to die January 1963. :?
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Postby tweekedkenny » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:07 am

KyleBenoit wrote:I'll probably end up literally blasting my brains out. I listen to my headphones extremely loud.

Same here. I listen to my music louder than a jet taking off.

I will probably get my face smashed in. Everyday I smash my face/head into something. Yesterday I got hit in the head with a basketball.
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Postby emericaskate07 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:01 am

I tend to look at razors sometimes. I feel/think that my horrible death will be a suicide, (using a sharp razor blade or a sharp object for that matter.)
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Postby cailindana » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:46 am

That's definitely not the answer if ya dont mind me saying. I've met lot's of 'cutters' and from what i can gather (each case is different) but it's a last resort when you're so emotionally drained/hurt pyhsically and mentally that you do something just to see if you can 'feel' anything at all anymore.

I will die of a heart attack before I get anyone (in 'authority'/our 'elected representatives'/govt) to listen to me before paying 90 million euro on stupid consultants who HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A PYSCH WARD.

I can tell them what they need to do but I have to break my back and my health getting appointments/writing reports/'special requests' (WTF?) TO MEET THEM. WE PUT THEM THERE!!!
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Postby emericaskate07 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:39 am

I will die an a dramtic sezuire. My body would twitched, and my mind will fry; I will end up dead..my eyes roll backed in my head, blood treabling from my nose.
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:55 pm

I don't know how I'll die, but I want to be buried with all of my south park stuff...seriously.
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ghost42
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Postby ghost42 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:22 pm

Just like Homer Simpson: I will die choking on food!
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:25 pm

When I die in that hail of gunfire I always refer to.....

I want to be buried wearing a little Anarchy A pendant and a rose.

And I want them to take the stuff I had when I died, put it on a maniquin, and put it on display like they did with Larry and Emil. 8) Then I can be famous for ever and ever and ever. :lol:
MixStan
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Postby MixStan » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:31 pm

I wil probably die of a peanut allergy....'I'm allegric to peanuts'
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:39 pm

If all goes well, of a heart attack at age 111 while trying to remove my 20 something GF's bra with my teeth. If all does not go well, next month with a pearl handled revolver in the in the bathroom on the pot. No funeral.. (click, BLAM!) It's ok, it just grazed my taint!

I'm sorry, this is all so inside that unless you watch Red Dwarf and listen to the the same radio station I do, you may not get it. And I don't know why I'd try to end everything by trying to blow my butt off.
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Postby megan*w » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:39 pm

TiffanyD wrote:I just checked that deathclock.com website and I am going to die January 1963. :?



Supposedly I'll die when I'm 42 :shock:
Oh well.... at least I wont be old and wrinkly :lol:
And those death thingies aren't serious.
MixStan
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Postby MixStan » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:41 pm

MixStan wrote:I wil probably die of a peanut allergy....'I'm allegric to peanuts'


I'll die when I'm 84...I'll be old...and ugly...oh well..im already ugly...
hotsnot
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Postby hotsnot » Tue May 09, 2006 11:43 pm

It has to be climatic.
Like, saving the world or something.
Something that looks painful, but actually is painless.

Something like setting off a bomb that will kill all zombies but in the process get blown up as well.

Then I shall be worshipped and praised!

Hurrah!
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