HOW WILL YOU DIE?

[butters kenny]

By shooting myself.

[iloveyouguys]

The most insane, memorable, and random suicide ever.

[evilcupcake72]

by sticking scissors in an electrical socket

because Im awsome like that!

[evilcupcake72]

eather that or i would die honorably on a secret ninja mission

[AxayPaulene]

I don't really care how I die. As long as I'm dead, that's fine with me.

[Niels0827]

I have good reason to believe I'll die of a stroke before I'm 50.

[Azer]

i'll die so happy that the people who'll see my corpse will pray to die

[Mrs._Eff]

Either by a lost game of Russian Roulette or ingesting some poisonous plant.

But, I know perfectly well that I will be mauled by raptors.

[Ex1lepr0]

I'll die like a true American. Defending my home with a 12-gauge

[GeminiShamrock]

As long as it's not while fapping, I don't care. (I rarely fap anyway so I guess I'm good.)

[BRMBug]

I just hope they don't find me strung up on the David Carradine Bowflex.

[Unassumption]

At a computer, where I spend most hours of most days of my life; I'll die doing what I love

[Ex1lepr0]

At a computer, where I spend most hours of most days of my life; I'll die doing what I love

Jacking off to porn?
AWKWARD!!!!

[Unassumption]

Stroke or heart attack induced by the stupidity i see all around me =/

I'll die doing what I love if I die the way GeminiShamrock doesn't want to AWKWARD! or if i die of hate, another thing I love

[GeminiShamrock]

As long as it's not while fapping, I don't care. (I rarely fap anyway so I guess I'm good.)

I guess I should clarify. As long as it has nothing to do with sex, whether physically, mentally, or emotionally, I'm good. Hell, I could get decapitated by a church spire that broke off and go right into the neck, and I'd be okay. I mean yeah, it would suck that I wouldn't be alive anymore, but I'm not afraid to die. (I just don't want to die right now because I have more life to live.)