Here's some random advice for ya'll: I don't care how cute she is, how sexy she is, or how much she flirts with you... don't get a crush on a stripper. You need to know she just wants your money.
I'm out about $50 to Paris right now... and I'm such a sucker that I'm probably going back on Thursday. She's so f*cking cute, though! And she's absolutly the biggest tease I've ever met. Breakin' all kinds of rules for me. I couldn't help myself. Seriously... you guys don't need to be making the same mistake as me.
The preceding statement was false.
My friend from out of state has been staying with me the past couple of days and I made her watch several select episodes of South Park (Rainforest, Trapper Keeper, Ladder to Heaven, Starvin Marvin in Space, Korn's Grovy Pirate Ghost Mystery...)
Now she says she loves South Park. Hooray!
(I also got her hooked on Red vs Blue. Muwahaha, excellent...)
Jon: O_O K-------- KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK....
Me: What about the KKK?
Me: Yeah, I know he's back on the show.
Jon: *crashes down* I wanted to be the first to tell you!
I go to female strip clubs every once in awhile if I'm drunk and out with my guy friends and they convince me to go. At lease at female strip clubs, I usually pretty much get all free drinks, it's fun to judge the strippers and I'm in a bar with a bunch of guys.
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