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Stanley_Marsh109
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:31 am

However, a tittie bar was closed here because they had a 15 year-old stripper working there.
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Postby Old.Lady.Escobar » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:33 am

:o

Actually, that doesn't really suprise me. I have a high school friend who was stripping in high school when she was 16. I'm sure there's PLENTY of underaged strippers. I know a couple of strippers who have told me some pretty awful stories.
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:34 am

But I would never screw a hooker. Who knows what kind of strange diseases they have!
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Postby goodlovesbrother » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:35 am

I just noticed that the surprised smiley dosen't look like he's surprised. More like really happy. Like when youre a kid on Christmas and see all the presents. Your mouth opens up and you're all like "wow" That's what this reminds me of. :o
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:37 am

It kinda looks like this:

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But as far as hookers go, I think I'd rather wait for somebody who hasn't had 50 dicks in them over a period of time.
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Postby Old.Lady.Escobar » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:38 am

Well, I don't know any "hookers", but I know 5 strippers who "don't do extras :roll: ". Of those 5, I know for a fact that 2 of them have STD's. 1 of those 2 has had more than one STD. The others may have had STD's as well, I'm not sure.
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:39 am

You end up with years of pain for a few moments of pleasure. It's just not worth it to me.
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Postby Old.Lady.Escobar » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:44 am

Nope. I know it's cliche, but--you have to be so, SO careful if you decide to have unprotected sex with someone... even a boyfriend or girlfriend. I know a ridiculous amount of people who have wound up with lovely STD's courtesy of someone they trusted.
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:46 am

Best put in the words of Mr. Adler:

Don't screw around.

Besides, I'm a good little boy who is waiting for somebody special to screw. :lol: Hopefully, marriage will provide me with that person.
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:53 am

Holy crap! A bird just flew into my window! :shock:
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:45 am

I'm tellin' ya... this stripper is so hot, though. She's all crazy and fun loving, and she dances to Bush and Filter. I must go see her again tomorrow. I think she put a spell on me. I think it either happened when she licked my crotch or when she licked my fingers. I'm not sure, but it had to have been one of those two times.
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Postby Old.Lady.Escobar » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:44 pm

Haha! That'll do it, I guess! :lol:
Note to self: always remember to licks a guys crotch and/or fingers when wanting him to have a crush on you.

This morning I walked out of my house and noticed that the Chinese grocery store and a Caribbean store across the street from my house were being transformed into some 1930's looking buildings of some sort. Curious, I asked a worker what was being done. He told me that next week a movie it being filmed there. I asked him who is directing the movie and he told me Ron Howard. Now curious, I asked him who is starring in this movie and he told me Renee Zellweger and... RUSSELL CROWE!!! :D Russell Crowe is going to be right across the street from my house! :lol: I have never asked a movie star for an autograph before, but I swear I am going to try my damndest to get a Russell Crowe autograph, just so I can post it here.
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Postby missycartman » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:03 pm

hahaha , thats pretty sweet OLE !

http://mellow.techno.cz/fotky/2001/2001 ... /foto2.htm
i would very muchy like him to strip for me :P
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Postby Stanley_Marsh109 » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:05 pm

Be careful, he might kick your ass! :lol:
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:09 pm

Link to the movie in question: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352248/

If you see Ron Howard, make sure you kick him in the face for me, and beg him to let someone else helm The DaVinci Code. I don't know much about the movie he's making, but I know it's sure to suck.

That's pretty cool that they're filming across the street from your house, though. It might not be so cool when they're making a bunch of noise at 4:00 am, though. Maybe you can be an extra. That would be kinda sweet.
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