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Moonkay
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Postby Moonkay » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:41 am

parison hilton is a stupid slut. and she's not even that hot.
"Look, there's two women f*cking a polar bear!"
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"Sh*t Sandwich"

BSG rocks the hizzle!
Homi_e_g
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Postby Homi_e_g » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:29 am

I was kidding.
I dislike her.
JamezBeer
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Postby JamezBeer » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:07 am

I'm at college right now, waiting for my teacher to come back and hand out more work. :?
Lonely_Joo_1997
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Postby Lonely_Joo_1997 » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:13 am

I hate Paris Hilton. Pipstar summed everything up for me. :evil:

JamezBeer wrote:
Killahertz9 wrote:
Velsi wrote:Jamez's gun sure is big :shock: Even I am scared of it :o


I'm sure he's heard that before.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you, I'm here till next Tuesday. :wink:


:lol: He wasn't implying that! :shock: Or... was he? :shock: :shock: :lol: J/K
Only one person knows the size of my 'tool' :wink:


kyles_jewish_babe wrote:OoOoO!!!! :twisted: And who is that Jamez?


/me kidnaps James and takes him to the bedroom
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JamezBeer
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Postby JamezBeer » Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:04 am

HOORAY!!!

I get to go home 45 minutes early, finished all the work! :D
Homi_e_g
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Postby Homi_e_g » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:57 pm

/me starts throwing bottles of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb together.

Who Wins?
Homi_e_g
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Postby Homi_e_g » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:58 pm

ME!

/me drinks the Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb.
ShaneHaughey
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:06 pm

Hey, any reason for DP'ing? :lol:
That's how it's down here on the farm!
Craig-and-Clyde
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:10 pm

I am feeling rather ticklish
I don't think i'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think i'm unhappy?
SheikYerbouti
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:52 pm

I am feeling fat and sassy!
The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.
Brave_Sir_Ribbit
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:59 pm

In the year 2000, In the year 2000, In the year 2000.
After their recent appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards, Guns 'n Roses will be forced to change their name to 'Chubby McGoo and the guys who aren't Slash
IN THE YEAR 2000.
Twenty years after the series ended, the Friends cast will reunite for a special reunion show- everyone will participate except Mexican dictator, Matt LeBlanc
IN THE YEAR 2000.
Batman will admit that he's gay. Clay Aiken will admit that he's Batman.
IN THE YEAR 2000.
With the release of Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of the Christ' the suffering of Jesus will finally be seen the way God intended, in air-conditioned comfort with nachos and a cherry coke.
IN THE YEAR 2000.
Ruben Stutter will lose 200 pounds when he misplaces his 200 pound bag of bacon.
IN THE YEAR 2000.
Michael Moore will become President of the United States with the campaign slogan, 'Vote for me or I swear to God, I'll take off my shirt.
IN THE YEAR 2000.
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mme_piedlourde
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Postby mme_piedlourde » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:14 pm

In the year 2000...

Instead of saying 'thank you' the polite response to the comment 'you have something stuck on your tooth' will be 'I can't believe I ate all those old people.

It will be discovered that chicken soup does not stop colds, except for colds in the chickens that were brutally slaughtered to make the soup.

Robots will do all of our dull, repetetive tasks like washing dishes and marrying J Lo.

It will be revealed that carrots do not actually improve your eyesight, but they are still number one when it comes to scratching a deep, rectal itch.

The New York Knicks and N' Sync will sue each other, each claiming it was their idea to be five guys who suck.

As a display of gratitude for their loyal support, Britney Spears will release an album dedicated to her fans. The album will be called 'Thanks Idiots.'

J. Lo will get over the big J Blow, and she'll J grow. But she'll J know, it's best to J go with the J flow, she'll get a new J Glow, and put on a new J show, but America won't J give a rat's ass.

Huey Lewis and the News will form a Huey Lewis and the News tribute band, just to prove that someone might actually do that.

Already reeling from the ongoing sex scandal, the Catholic Church will lose millions more followers, when Pope John Paul II appears on his balcony wearing acid-washed jeans.

The recording artist once named Pink will be called 'Beige' when people realize that that's the color you get when you mix her name with the crap she records.

Thanks to advances in automation, Nike shoes will be made by robots. Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children in Malaysia.

California Governor Gary Coleman releases all the inmates from the state penitentiaries in order to be reunited with the cast of Diff'rent Strokes.

After watching the riveting new Jodie Foster film, upper-middle class families across the nation will build panic rooms. Those in the lower-middle class will have to settle for spaz cabinets.
I am Chewbacca. I am a Wookie.
I fight the Empire. I fix the robots.
Don't f*cking cross me. I am Chewbacca.
I need of no one. In want of nothing.
Killahertz9
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Postby Killahertz9 » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:19 pm

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Homi_e_g
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Postby Homi_e_g » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:23 pm

Get that off of Conan websites?
Brave_Sir_Ribbit
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:21 pm

Nobody take any offense to any of the following I just want to see what gets censored, or changed.
Dick Screw
Cock Whore
pussycat assh*le
Pussy Damn
f*ck Bastard
Ass Nigger-(Remember nothing personal)
Penis Chink
Queer Mc
sh*t Charlie
Bitch Twat
Gay Jap
Crap Boner
Hell Barbra Streisand
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