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ShaneHaughey
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:58 am

You know what? Go ahead. Bring that thread back 'cause PC and LJ LOVE it.
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Postby terrance_phillip1 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:15 am

Mr. Garrison: Lets start with an easy math question. How about 5X2?
Clyde: 12?
Mr. Garrison: Okay... Let's get an answer from someone that isnt a total retard...
Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: Mimimimimimimimimi!
Kyle: Shutup, fatass!
Cartman: AY! Don't call me fat you f***in jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-Word?
Cartman: ... Jew?
Kyle: No, he means f***! You can't say f*** in school, you f***in fatass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you said f*** again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: F***.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's so wrong with it? It never hurt anybody! F***-F***ity-F***-F***-F***!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Class: *GASP*
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I meant to say was...
(Cartman pulls out a megaphone.)
Cartman (Speaking into megaphone): How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison.
(Cartman puts away the megaphone.)
Stan: Holy sh*t, dude!

Exerpt from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
- "Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker!
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f*cker!
You're an uncle f*cker, yes it's true,
nobody f*cks uncles quite like you!

Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker!
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cker!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
you just f*ck your uncle all day long!

Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle f*cker!
You're an uncle f*cker, I must say!
Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday!

Uncle f*cker! That's U-N-C-L-E!
F*ck you! UNCLE F*CKER!"
- "terrance_phillip1 (Demented King) is ready for battle!"
- "Kyle: I think i know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: Mimimimimimimimimi!
Kyle: Shutup, fatass!
Cartman: AY! Don't call me fat you f*ckin jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-Word?
Cartman: ...Jew?"
- "If you mess with Canada or T&P, you mess with ME! That's right! You get attacked by me, Demented King! P.S. nazis and racist people in general also get attacked by me. :)"
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Postby Lonely_Joo_1997 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:13 am

ShaneHaughey wrote:You know what? Go ahead. Bring that thread back 'cause PC and LJ LOVE it.


Yeah... but too bad KSWF, PC, and LJ have oppressors who hate that thread with a passion. :(

I suggest you just view the continuation over at Tweek-Tweak's site. That way we won't piss off any Nazis here. :roll:

Long live the Sexiest Character thread! :twisted:

Now, ahem... I'm off to study for that rootin' tootin' test tomorrow afternoon. Later.
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:10 am

I never really paid attention to that thread.
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:45 am

Damiens_Sister wrote:On Sesame Street, Bert just told Ernie that he's not emotionally secure enough to talk to an elephant on a banana :lol:

Awesome! I gotta remember to text that line to a friend of mine tomorrow.

My cat just farted. Her farts smell bad. Also, I think she fell in the toilet earlier. I forgot to put the seat down. Heh. Whoops. That's what she gets for wandering into the bathroom in the dark.
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all_good_names_are_taken
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Postby all_good_names_are_taken » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:56 pm

I really had trouble falling asleep yesterday cause my dog had taken a hughe dump by the washing machine. Because the rule "finders keepers" apply in my family I closed the door and put a bottle of shower gel by my bed.
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Postby kathythecarmelite » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:16 pm

all_good_names_are_taken wrote:I really had trouble falling asleep yesterday cause my dog had taken a hughe dump by the washing machine. Because the rule "finders keepers" apply in my family I closed the door and put a bottle of shower gel by my bed.


HAHAHAHA! You'd fit right in with my family! :twisted:

Once when my firstborn was a baby, I went out for the evening. My husband was alone with her. At one point he tried to change her diaper. He opened it up--saw a big, messy poop--then taped it shut and called his sister across town to come change it! :o

(And she DID! :shock: )

I told him that, since he obviously wasn't mature enough to HANDLE babies, perhaps he wasn't mature enough to MAKE babies, either. I suggested he go get reacquainted with Rosie Palmer and a tube sock!

If you're gonna be dirty and lazy, the key is to be so dirty and lazy that you're outrageous. Then people will gawk and laugh instead of smacking you. :twisted:
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Postby Killahertz9 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:42 pm

AMEN!
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:57 pm

ShaneHaughey wrote:You know what? Go ahead. Bring that thread back 'cause PC and LJ LOVE it.

Just did. Have fun you guys. Don't abuse it.
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Postby missycartman » Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:44 pm

i have to cut the labels off my clothes , they fecking make me itch like mad :(
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Postby The_Towelie_Connection » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:46 am

Unless stated as such by a smilie or word, there is no way to determine a person's mood when answering a post on the board, so why then do people make those assumptions? Don't you know when you assume, you make an *** out of u and me? :)
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Postby kathythecarmelite » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:21 am

I have a hard time being TRULY random in this thread. I always want to ping off the previous post!
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:37 am

As soon as I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:39 am

The_Towelie_Connection wrote:Unless stated as such by a smilie or word, there is no way to determine a person's mood when answering a post on the board, so why then do people make those assumptions? Don't you know when you assume, you make an *** out of u and me? :)
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Postby The_Towelie_Connection » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:46 am

SheikYerbouti wrote:
The_Towelie_Connection wrote:Unless stated as such by a smilie or word, there is no way to determine a person's mood when answering a post on the board, so why then do people make those assumptions? Don't you know when you assume, you make an *** out of u and me? :)
Random?

When you figure you make a fig out of u and re!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHA! Right you are, dude.
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