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Postby Lady_Loofah » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:40 pm

Brave_Sir_Ribbit wrote:Jub Jub check out Reservoir hicks in fanfic I added something so marvelous to it.



DANCIN' MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:42 pm

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=91656
You should read the tiny text.
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Postby Lady_Loofah » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:47 am

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Whooooooooo lookit 'em go!
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Postby JamezBeer » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:30 am

Well, yesterday I was taken to the Hospital with a fever of 105F, extreme dizzyness, extreme sinus pain and dehydration. It was rather serious as after the nurse checked my temperature and I told them the symptoms I had, they took me straight into the ward and was put on to a bed and 10 minutes later I was on an IV.

I might not be able to check on the BBS much as I still have a moderate fever, but, I'll try to look when I feel well enough to type.

Oh well, I should recover soon, so I'll be fine, just thought I'd let you guys know the sh*t going on in my life. :(

Later
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:07 am

* Hugs Jamez*
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Postby kathythecarmelite » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:47 am

Poor Jamez! (rushes in some virtual chicken soup for the evil sinuses).
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Postby JamezBeer » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:38 am

Well the good news is that, I only have a low fever today and feel well enough to be online for an hour at a time before feeling sick again, so the worse is over now. :)
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Postby NickZ » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:23 am

Good day, I'm Bob MacKenzie and this is my brother, Doug.

(How's It Goin', eh?)

OK, like, today, our topic is, like, scissors, eh, and like why people tell you not to run around with 'em, eh?

(Like, OK, what you need to do, eh, is, uh...)

Doug...Doug...we're out of time, eh, so Good Day.

(Good Day, eh?)
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:26 am

My friend Mandy loves the Mackenzie Brothers :D :D

Well, we don't have our tree up yet, but when we do, I am sure my cats are going to try tearing it to pieces.
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:24 pm

I was so high yesterday. Coming off it sucked I felt so sh*tty my head hurt I was tired, and other stuff.
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Postby TheJunkman » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:06 pm

Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: I got a slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
Mr. Praline: Well.
(pause)
Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.
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Postby toxicsideeffects » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:14 am

I was perusing through T-ShirtHell.com and I saw a shirt that made me laugh:

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....No, it's probably the titties!
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:46 am

I'm listening to Bad voice acting clips.
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Postby Mrs._Eff » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:43 am

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Postby M00ndragon69 » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:53 am

Very nice Living Dead Doll collection :D
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