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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:32 am

M00ndragon69 wrote:My friends and I all like Chinese food alot, and when our meal is finished, and it is time to enjoy our fortune cookies, we play an immature but fun game. We each read our fortune outloud, and at the end of it, we add the words " In Bed". :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have ALWAYS done that.

Behind a man, there is another successful man....in bed.
Happiness comes from grace, balance and poise....in bed.
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:55 am

I play the "In Bed" game too. I have not seen a single fortune that wasn't hilarious when the words "In Bed" were added to the end. :lol:

My favorite: Time is money... in bed.

Yes, I'm getting myself a prostitute. 8)
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:11 am

Speed is substitute fo accuracy.....in bed.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.....in bed.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.....in bed.
Animals base their decisions on feelings.....in bed.
If you're happy, you're successful......in bed.
Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.....in bed.
The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.....in bed.
Faults are thick where love is thin.....in bed.
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Postby lexus_must_die » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:23 am

Once, NSFU was at a resturant, and she was deciding weather to get milk or pop, and for milk it said, Chocolate, White, and Homo Milk. :lol:
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Postby KennyStanWendyFan » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:58 am

Yay! Cartoon Network is showing Rurouni Kenshin reruns again! Time to set my VCR!
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:14 am

Thanks Loofah, my friends and I will have to start playing " In my Pants" as well :lol:
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Postby coffeefreek » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:44 pm

Good things will come your way in fortune or pleasure.... in bed

(true fortune)
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:01 pm

That in bed thing isn't always funny it won't make sense like heres a wierd fortune cookie
That wasn't chicken
How would it be any more funny with
That wasn't chicken IN BED
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Postby Lady_Loofah » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: It just is.
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Postby missycartman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:29 pm

i have sh*t loads of work to do before tomorrow :(
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:44 pm

Me and my dad watched clerks last nights
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Postby KennyGotServed » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:23 pm

Getting eyebrows waxed sucks. It hurts like a mother f*cker. :x
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:30 pm

I hate throwing up,
I haven't thrown up since 4 years ago thank god.
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Postby No_substitute_for_you » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:18 pm

KennyGotServed wrote:Getting eyebrows waxed sucks. It hurts like a mother f*cker. :x

W3rd. I need a wax. My eyebrows are nice and hairy.
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Postby The_Towelie_Connection » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:24 pm

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