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Brave_Sir_Ribbit wrote:That in bed thing isn't always funny it won't make sense like heres a wierd fortune cookie
That wasn't chicken
How would it be any more funny with
That wasn't chicken IN BED
Use your imagination. That's the trick.
Just imagine why the hell someone would have to tell someone else that that wasn't a chicken in bed. I dunno. It's just one of those "Make whatever you want out of it." type things.
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Some drunk assh*le at work got arrested today - your typical dirty, unshaved, long-haired, plaid-shirted California-style redneck who was following females around the parking lot until my manager called the police. Once those cops came, this guy was on the hood of the cruiser screaming out "Why the f*ck are you arresting me?" so loud you could hear it 2 miles away; and all these people coming in and out of the store have to deal with it. So, the cops put him in the car while I'm on cart duty collecting stray shopping carts, and I get a good look at whats going on. Inside the car, the guy was banging his head against the window; and because I was standing DIRECTLY in front of the car, I noticed that the right side window was kind of protruding in and out repeatedly. I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my entire life. Then the nutcase starts kicking the door panel when he almost broke it open. One of the three cops at the scene, right before opening the door, said "God, I just wanna kick this guy in the face". He opens the door and tells him "Would you not do that, please?" This guy was so deranged that the squad had to call for a police Chevrolet Tahoe cruiser; but the idiot was carried away in one of the Crown Victorias. The somewhat twenty people watching just kind of shrugged their shoulders and left afterward.
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Niels0827 wrote:Some drunk assh*le at work got arrested today - your typical dirty, unshaved, long-haired, plaid-shirted California-style redneck who was following females around the parking lot until my manager called the police. Once those cops came, this guy was on the hood of the cruiser screaming out "Why the f*ck are you arresting me?" so loud you could hear it 2 miles away; and all these people coming in and out of the store have to deal with it. So, the cops put him in the car while I'm on cart duty collecting stray shopping carts, and I get a good look at whats going on. Inside the car, the guy was banging his head against the window; and because I was standing DIRECTLY in front of the car, I noticed that the right side window was kind of protruding in and out repeatedly. I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my entire life. Then the nutcase starts kicking the door panel when he almost broke it open. One of the three cops at the scene, right before opening the door, said "God, I just wanna kick this guy in the face". He opens the door and tells him "Would you not do that, please?" This guy was so deranged that the squad had to call for a police Chevrolet Tahoe cruiser; but the idiot was carried away in one of the Crown Victorias. The somewhat twenty people watching just kind of shrugged their shoulders and left afterward.
Ha ha ha... I wish something exciting like that would happen while I'm at work. My brother's always telling me stories of high speed chases, of fat ladies shoving turkeys up their vaginas to sneak out of the store, and whatnot, but I never get to see anything like this. A drunk man did once come in and act obnoxious, but he didn't get arrested, sadly. If a cop had been nearby, I would have informed him that the man was drunk and was probably about to go out driving.
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New sbemail was freakin hilarous. Strong Sad's radio voice was so funny.
"Don't you touch that badalablow!"
Eggs:
- Click on Strong Sad's body once he comes really close to the screen
- Click on "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish"
- Click on "anoying"
- Click on "me"
- Click on "coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers"
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"Don't you touch that badalablow!"
Eggs:
- Click on Strong Sad's body once he comes really close to the screen
- Click on "The fish was delish and it made quite a dish"
- Click on "anoying"
- Click on "me"
- Click on "coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers"
A+
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