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Postby Kenny_Ownz_U » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:49 am

how do i put a picture to my signnature....
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:37 pm

go to
host the pic
put it in your sig with [img] [/img] tags

I didn't see Lewis Black's part.
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Postby missycartman » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:49 pm

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.


"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

**NB ... i C&P 'd this from an email ...
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:54 pm

Kenny_Ownz_U wrote:how do i put a picture to my signnature....

You still don't get it...

Go edit your profile and put this in your signature box:

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Postby -pokie2u- » Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:02 am

whoo hoo!!! im not capped anymore!! since, like, 2 mins ago! weeeeee! now i can whizz throught the forum! :D
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Postby Agaath95 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:45 am

Christmas songs..... You hear them everywhere: In the malls, on the radio and in the supermarket... Even outside on the town square. Stop tormenting me with this cheap, talentless crap!
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:40 pm

School is closed today for ice, so I'm pretty much stuck at home all day.
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Postby The_Paper_Boy » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:59 pm

Another week at school, and then i'm off for christmas.

Juicy stuff has been going on in my school for the past week, can't wait for more juicy stuff tomorrow. :P
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Postby jaydawGtwo04 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:09 pm

We're not having school tommorow. They had to warn us walking home from school to walk slow cause the sidewalk is slippery.
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Postby The_Paper_Boy » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:13 pm

:lol:, it's good to look at the people walking past and fall. Although, we never get off school for snow or ice here. We get made to go to school and if it's really bad we get sent home, it's weird. And it's never bad in the morning the snow or ice always picks up when we're at school, god seems to hate us.
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Postby coffeeguy9 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:34 am

My hair is getting too long, it's all in my face and in the way, and the back long enough to be considered a mullet.
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Postby SugarDaddyStan » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:39 am

I was supposed to have exams this week but only had them on Wednesday because we were out Monday for snow, had a delay on Tuesday, We had two exams yesterday, we were out today because of ice, and tomorrow I am 99.9% sure we'll be out because it's supposed to snow again (if not out than another delay). So, that has been my week. Sleep, drunk sledding, and failed exams :D
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Postby Princesslovelypants » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:50 am

my college is the worst toilet in scotland. i am so proud. EWan MacGregor Has swum in tha water... ye gods!
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Postby Tweeks_Coffee » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:56 am

The weather here sucks, it dropped about an inch of snow overnight, so my drive to work sucked. Than it rained, so now all the snow has turned to primarily slush. Of course tonight it'll drop below freezing, so all this slush and water will turn into solid ice, so tomorrow should be fun. On the plus side, I should have a nice slow day at work tomorrow, that'll be a nice change from my normal 60 hours a week of solid work.
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:03 am

Surrounding my house is what I like to call a big f*cking freezer covered in snow. I hope my bus cancels tomorrow!
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