The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

[KyleBenoit]

Baked like a cake
Fried like a fly in a pie

[Kyle's_Marklar]

^man, stop with the parking lot jokes

Yeah, let's tell blonde jokes instead:
How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?
She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.

Ha...ha....ha...

Ha...ha...ha...

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

Ha...ha...ha...

[butters489]

I wonder how Barbaro is doing.........................

[DarkDucky]

one time, a blonde walked into a store and said "I'd like to buy this TV."
the clerk then says "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes."
The next day, she dyes her hair brunette and goes back to the store.
"I'd like to buy this TV."
"I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes"
She then went home, and was wondering how he knew she was a blonde. She sat there thinking for a while, and then she finally came up with the perfect plan. She got a whole makover and made herself up to look like a black woman with very dark hair. THe next day, she went back to the store and said "I'd like to buy this TV."
The clerk replied saying "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes"
She then gets very angry and yells "GODDAMMIT HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE!"
The clerk then calmly replies "Ma'am, this is a microwave."

[jaydawGtwo04]

A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a set of headphones. She sits down in the chair and says I need my hair cut.

The barber starts to cut the right side then stops. He says, "You need to take off your headphones."

Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"

The barber cuts the right side and goes to the left side. He starts cutting then stops. He says, "You really have to take off your headphones."

Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"

The barber cuts the left side and starts on the back. He starts cutting then stops again. He says, "Now, you REALLY have to take off your headphones!"

Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"

The barber starts cutting, but then stops. He leans over and grabs the blonde's headphones and pulls them off. She chokes, then falls to the ground dead.

The barber picks up the headphones and listens. "Breathe In... Breathe Out... Breathe In... Breathe Out..."

[cheesypoofs857]

^nice

And last I heard, Barbaro got surgeryon his ankle and is doing fine! I think.....

[Stovepipe_Jam]

I have something to say to people here who have been saying that there are too many ass holes and spammers on SPS. You're right, but this board is a lot better than some.

I once posted on the Family Guy board "Damnyouall.net", and the people there are absolutely retarded. Now I like Family Guy. But this board was retarded.

There was actually a thread about pissing. It had quite a few responses, too.

The people there are ass holes as well. They are nasty to noobs no matter what, and they're also nasty to their fellow users.

Just be glad this board hasn't yet sunk to the level of damnyouall.net.

[crazyQH]

And last I heard, Barbaro got surgeryon his ankle and is doing fine! I think.....

That's good to hear. That race was so tragic, too bad that had to happen. Being a "horsey-person" I can tell ya in most cases a broken leg means the horse will be put down. But, that horse is worth ALOT of money so I'm sure they will go to any measure to save him.

There was actually a thread about pissing. It had quite a few responses, too.

Haha. When you respond to a thread about pissing, you know you need to get a life.

[cheesypoofs857]

Lovely. Now back to the news!

We have just received word that a 600 pound golden Buddha has been stolen. The Buddhists are super pissed off and are threatening to kill all white Catholics. I hope Buddha returns and puts an end to all this. And now...sports! CrazyQH?

CQH: Thanks cp857. We have received news from some hospital where Barburo is. The doctors say he's doing fine and may be able to race again. cp857?

cp857: Facinating story! And now for entertainment news, here's SJ!

SJ: Uh...hi. Anyways, the Da Vinci Code has caused uproar in Dulac, Louisiana. A whole bunch of Catholics are super pissed off at the movie and are threatening to nuke the Palace Theater.

cp857: These wouldn't happen to be the same Catholics that the Buddhists want to kill is it?

SJ: .......No but they are actually Indi- I mean Native American Catholics. So they might have a 25% chance of dying.

cp857: Very nice! Up next, Ray Nagin's re-election. Will he be a successful black bastard or will Chocolate City be destroyed....again?

[Kyle's_Marklar]

I have something to say to people here who have been saying that there are too many ass holes and spammers on SPS. You're right, but this board is a lot better than some.

Eh, no offense but you've been the only one complaining about spammers and assh*les. I haven't really seen anyone else doing it but maybe I'm wrong.

[Delition]

I'm currently writing an in-depth strategy guide for the game "House of the Dead 3" for the XBOX. Of course, with that comes "House of the Dead 2", so I'm planning on writing a guide for both of them.

Much fun.

[spazmagee]

(I apologize for this, but I find myself extremly goofy)

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!

It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the riiight!
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tiight!
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives me insa-a-a-a-ne!

Let's do the Time Warp again!!

[IneedBoutTREEFIDDY]

Wow, Mr. SJ has more posts than me. Look how much I care.....

[Stovepipe_Jam]

Wow, Mr. SJ has more posts than me. Look how much I care.....

Enough to make a post, about it apparently.

Come to the chatroom, there's two girls fighting for our entertainment!

[T&Paresweetsupersweet]

i just mowed 35 acres with a non self proplled sh*tty pustmower.