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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:26 am

It's 10:30 PM and I'm home alone.

No one try to come and rape me. I've got a butter knife in my pocket.
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:52 am

I didn't even notice anything at my school. Weird, since like 15% of the people that go there smoke pot.
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Rebecca_Cutswald
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:25 am

BRMBug wrote:On the conversation earlier...

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Random thought from the dining room of a Whataburger: I wonder what goes through the heads of the people who make the Muzak versions of songs... well, while they're making them. Or rather, I wonder what that "jam session" (pfft) is like.



Hahaha.... I hate to say this- but men really may be obsolete. The only other opening in a man is the ass- and I really pitty the butt-babies. =-(

*I actually started a bank account to save up for synthetic sperm. I told my bank to name it "Rebecca's Seed". So bler!! Hahaha. *
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:58 am

I was gonna mention this the other day, but I hear that the synthetic sperm only yields female babies, since it's essentially a clone of the donor.
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:28 am

BRMBug wrote:I was gonna mention this the other day, but I hear that the synthetic sperm only yields female babies, since it's essentially a clone of the donor.


It IS NOT A CLONE. The genes of the two women are still combined the way heterosexual genes are combine and will create variation. The only difference is that females don't posses the Y chromosome. Obviously we can't pass it on to our offspring.

The sperm themselves are not clones either since they only contain half the genes of the woman. (1/2 +1/2=1 whole baby. It's basic biology. O_O)

For those who don't know; gametes only contain 1/2 the chromosomes needed for a whole organism. The sperm have half and the eggs have half. When a sperm and egg meet they combine their random combination of genes to create a unique baby.

It's true men determine the sex of the baby because men have both X and Y and women only have XX so if the sperm that meets the egg has an "x" the baby is female (xx) since the mom's egg always has only X, and if the sperm has a "y" the baby is male (xy)

A female sperm will, like a female egg, only have "x" and so female babies are the only possibility.
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deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:42 am

I'm a f*cking idiot.
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Postby CruciFACTION » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:01 am

My eyes are wicked irritated right now. I think my dad used bengay on his foot or some thing, but God, just get with in five feet of that crap, and your eyes are f*cked up for the night!
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:58 am

deathandecay wrote:I'm a f*cking idiot.

Oh?











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albino.black.sheep
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:18 am

Pfft, yeah everyone knows that.
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:22 am

I'm sh*tting myself because I've only written 2,000 words of a 12,000 word dissertation, that has to be in on Monday.
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Postby Jay C » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:07 pm

You're not sticking a bun in MY oven!
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:09 pm

Oh, but I just spent all of yesterday cutting up my bedsheets to make you some trousers. :(
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:16 pm

Oh, no, a guilt trip! I can't defend myself against this... AAAH!!... *takes the pants*
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deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:06 pm

BRMBug wrote:
deathandecay wrote:I'm a f*cking idiot.

Oh?


Not really. I just had a really bad night. It's hard breaking up with someone who doesnt want to break up with you. But i'd rather break up now than take a relationship further only for it to end up in sh*t.
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Postby Jay C » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:15 pm

StanismyMan wrote:I have a project where I just have to bring in the lyrics to one of my favorite songs. Easy much? Hell no. :]

Vicinity Of Obscenity! XDD

That's what I'd do. Well, either that or the song by Lil' Jon where he says; "To the window... to the wall... 'till the sweat drips from my balls!"

... Skeet! Skeet!
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