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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Sun May 27, 2007 2:01 am

iceiwynd wrote:
Jay C wrote:
iceiwynd wrote:
Jay C wrote:But starting from now, I'm going with the Gregory House look.


But you look like a pedophile. House doesn't.

Will this make you look less like a pedophile?

Not sure. I might need a cane, but it'll have to be a cool cane, as an old man's cane will just add the the pedo vibe I seem to be oozing.


Get a cane with flames on it! House got one.

Haha, alright. :lol:
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Sizzling Lynn
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sun May 27, 2007 2:53 am

I just farted and my sister said it sounded like it came out my mouth. My farts are f*cking sick.
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sun May 27, 2007 4:43 am

I like that GE Energy (or whatever) ad where the boy catches some wind in a Bell jar.
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Postby BRMBug » Sun May 27, 2007 10:42 am

:o^3!!! I just had the weirdest dual BBS-related dream/nightmare.

I dreamed that it was like 3 or 4am, and I had been driving a long time in my car, and I decided I needed a little rest. I thought "I'll just pull in at that Taco Cabana up here. However, I seemed to be at the Taco Bueno that's close to my house (:?). Anyway, I layed back in the seat for a little nap, and a green '96 Thunderbird pulls up and parks next to my side of the car, about a foot and a half away (facing the opposite direction). All I could think was "Don't open your door into my car, don't open you door into my car..." *whang!* ...ughhhhhh. Then the door opens, and Nommel gets out (wearing a "Craig cap"), closes the door, locks the car with a key-fob remote, and goes inside, almost oblivious to what just happened. I sit up in the seat, roll down the window, and try to look out at the damage.

I then do what any civilized person would do in that situation; open my door into the other car as hard as I can, and haul ass.
At some point during the 'hauling', I realize that there's someone else sitting in the passenger's seat of his car, (who's also wearing a "Craig cap"), and would somehow surely know that it was me who "did that". In my haste to take off, I didn't turn on the lights fully, so I left the headlights off, but turned on the fog lights. So, when I went flying down a side street at 45mph, which for some reason seemed to be in San Antonio now, I didn't see a curb coming, swerved, and messed up the fender and running-board of my car. I thought "Oh, f*ck, and I've got Roswell coming up the end of next month too!!!" So, I pull off into the parking lot of a hotel to assess the damage. "Not pretty, but drivable, flat tire, and no spare."

I go into the hotel through a back door somehow to... I guess call my dad to come and help me with the tire, and when I get to the lobby, I go to the front door for some reason, and Dad's there with food from Cabana. :? :? We walk around to the back of the hotel, and sit in his truck eating the food. The next thing I know, I'm at home, in the house, and I need something from the car. I go out there, and my cellphone starts ringing. I pick it up, and it's one of the guys from my New Beetle club... calling at 10:45pm. (from here on, my parts will not be in parenthesis.) "Hey Anthony, it's Antoine, I just wanted to let you know of the itinerary we have planned while we're in Roswell." ...Oh right, uh, listen. I meant to tell you guys that I kind of messed up my car the other day, and I don't think I'll be going after all. "*silence*" Yeah, uh, I sort of hit a curb and messed up my fender and that little part between the door and the fender, so... "O-oh. I see." Well, there is a chance I could still make it, as long as I can find a bodyshop that can do it right away, you know? "Uhm, ok, well good luck with that then." Yeah, I'll let you know as soon as I know something. Bye.

The odd thing about this dream... I did bounce off a curb when I was in the hill country, and I scraped up the rim of my wheels a little bit.

The moral of the story kiddies; Don't go eating Taco Bell before you go to bed, or you'll have weird dreams.
Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sun May 27, 2007 11:35 am

My tooth hurts.
spiritualsuicide
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Postby spiritualsuicide » Sun May 27, 2007 11:38 am

Yo bitches, what's new here?
Merry f*cking Christmas!
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sun May 27, 2007 12:29 pm

I just had kittens. From my ass!!! Ok, but serially, Renchas is gone for some reason, and nall is offering free Team America posters, but you've gotta pay for shipping. That's about all the most recent noteworthy events, at least in my book anyway.

Edit: :evil: f*cking word filter.
Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Sun May 27, 2007 1:31 pm

Noah! How was the something-or-other?

I'm going to bed. I'mm too tired. XD
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Delition
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Postby Delition » Sun May 27, 2007 5:26 pm

One of my friends has a nerve problem where if she gets hit in the back of the head she gets really dizzy and can't see for a while.

She was hit in the back of the head yesterday, so we spent a couple of hours making sure she was alright. Fun.

In bigger and better news, today is my birthday. My friends and I are going to be watching "The Specials" later today...hopefully.
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Postby love*metal » Sun May 27, 2007 5:33 pm

Delition wrote:In bigger and better news, today is my birthday. My friends and I are going to be watching "The Specials" later today...hopefully.


Happy Birthday dude, have a good one.
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Postby Delition » Sun May 27, 2007 5:35 pm

Hopefully I will.

Here's to another two decades of wasting my life (I won't make it past 30, so perhaps just another decade). I now know why people hate getting older.
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Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Mon May 28, 2007 12:14 am

Hell-hound, hot leather on your legs
That smoking powder keg
You're riding on is hell-bound
And you're the one they claim
It's going down in flames
You're riding Hades' rails (Hellion)

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Well child, you're sweatin' and you're stoned
That alcohol you downed
Makes you crazy - All night, you damn the hurt and pain
And drink the devils rain
It's screaming out your name

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

The Gods you worship are steel
At the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel
A slave who forever rocks
Is chained in the devil's locks
And slain by the bloody axe I wail

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die
Sizzling Lynn
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Mon May 28, 2007 1:19 am

Delition wrote:In bigger and better news, today is my birthday. My friends and I are going to be watching "The Specials" later today...hopefully.


Happy belated birthday. Hope you had a good one. =)
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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Mon May 28, 2007 1:35 am

Nommel wrote:Hell-hound, hot leather on your legs
That smoking powder keg
You're riding on is hell-bound
And you're the one they claim
It's going down in flames
You're riding Hades' rails (Hellion)

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Well child, you're sweatin' and you're stoned
That alcohol you downed
Makes you crazy - All night, you damn the hurt and pain
And drink the devils rain
It's screaming out your name

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

The Gods you worship are steel
At the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel
A slave who forever rocks
Is chained in the devil's locks
And slain by the bloody axe I wail

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die


I can match that.

I'll grab my rusty shovel
and my dim old light
I'm gonna dig for treasure
and find some gold tonight

I'll mark and X right on the ground
and dig my shovel in
I'll throw that patch of dirt aside
and then begin again

Digging For Treasure
Yo Ho Ho
Digging All Night Long
Digging For Treasure
Yo Ho Ho
While I Sing This Song
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Mon May 28, 2007 10:10 am

Taranis_Music wrote:
Nommel wrote:Hell-hound, hot leather on your legs
That smoking powder keg
You're riding on is hell-bound
And you're the one they claim
It's going down in flames
You're riding Hades' rails (Hellion)

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Well child, you're sweatin' and you're stoned
That alcohol you downed
Makes you crazy - All night, you damn the hurt and pain
And drink the devils rain
It's screaming out your name

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

The Gods you worship are steel
At the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel
A slave who forever rocks
Is chained in the devil's locks
And slain by the bloody axe I wail

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die

Hellion - The devil's Hellion child
Hellion - Will never have to die


I can match that.

I'll grab my rusty shovel
and my dim old light
I'm gonna dig for treasure
and find some gold tonight

I'll mark and X right on the ground
and dig my shovel in
I'll throw that patch of dirt aside
and then begin again

Digging For Treasure
Yo Ho Ho
Digging All Night Long
Digging For Treasure
Yo Ho Ho
While I Sing This Song

Hmm. All I can think of is the lyrics to Peaches' I U She. It doesn't really apply in this situation though.


Hey, get this, there's an Animated Scooby Doo movie (...and the cyber bandit or something like that) on Telemundo or Telefutura, or one of those spanish stations, and it's a newer one. It's already sucky because the Mystery Machine is based on a late 80's Plymough Voyager, and Fred and Daphne clothes have been "updated". I just wish I understood more spanish, so I could keep up with it. I can only pick out a word or two every few minutes. :(

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