Not the super hero fron the bible-comiks, but my spanisch friend jesus maguierra (or sonthing like one). He is so cool, he play tuba with his ass, he farts. Is like farting tuba....a fuba....hehe....fuba....thats funny
What I dont undertsand is....when jesus makes water to whine...how can he wwalk on water....he has to walk on wine? or doesnt he has magical water-to-wine-feet but only magical water-to-whione-hands or what ever extrenities he uses.
And why does jesus eat with whores to forgave them? Does Jesus slept with them and that was there breakfast? Did they have condomes 2000 years years ago? Or did they use something else like...leather that you can wrap and like...you know?
I like wraps...they taste good.I wonder who invented the first. The very best wraprthingies are from the arabs. Damn, thas so tasty with falafel and kickass sauce and salad. Noit the cheap walmart salad. I wonder why people buy at wal mart. They never have fresh stuff and the walmartbrands taste like sh*t from a bear....like winnie poo....hehe...now that was funny...again I was funny
Talking about arabs make me think of cheese...I dont know why. But I like cheese and so I think its a good thing that i think of cheese when thinking of jesus. Sometimes I imagine that the moon is maed of cheese. Zhan I would fly to the moon wht a rocket...no wait, that was wallace and gromit.....I hate englishmen...but their tea is tasty. I bought tea from walmarket once. But it tasted good too because it was no american walmart brand- Are you always eating such disgusting sh*t or is just wal mart producing such disgusting sh*t.
Or do you guys want to kill us by exporting poisoned foot to germany. unbelievble that you are stil crying just because we didnt want your f*cking war. f*ck your war....you dont even know ho to fight.....jesus christ. Now who kicked 20million russians asses? Yeah...that was germany...nice isnt it? I mean....damn, you had the chance to end what we began. You had a nice cold war and enouff weapons to kick more than 20million russin asses but you were afraid. As if the stupid commies know how to press a red button. Damn....on the button is written something like "launch" (in russian of course).....everybody knows that russians are too monkeylike to read. Now I lost the point.....nevertheless.....hey, cool...today is new years eve....sweet.
happy new yeart
Psychopocke wrote:and Jesus, because he now a terrorisz-
Not the super hero fron the bible-comiks
LOL, that was funny....did I really wrote that?
I´m pretty weird when I´m drunken.....hmm, I´m always weird, I know. But that´s just "weird³"
In germany, we say you´re stoned when you smoked weed....no alcohol and no other drugs...just after smoking
"B" is for how beautiful I am.
"I" is for how incredable I am.
"T" is for how tough I am.
"C" is for how cute I am.
"H" is for how hard I'm gunna hit you if you call me a bitch again!
A gUrL iS mUcH mOrE tHaN sHe SeEmS. NoT a ToY bY aNyMeAnS. UnDeRnEaTh Da MaKeUp N hAiR. ThErE iS a SiGn SaYinG, HaNdLe WiTh CaRe!
thanx. i guess.
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