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Craig-and-Clyde
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:26 am

my god man! you know people usually do other things for entertainment, like porn and self pleasure
I don't think i'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think i'm unhappy?
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KennyBDemented
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Postby KennyBDemented » Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:02 am

This morning, I was feeling fine in school, but then I started feeling real sh*tty and had a heavy stomachache. I nearly passed out many times. I finally called my mom to take me home. After two pukes and numerous sh*ts, I feel a lot better, and I'm on medication.
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cvoncartman109
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Postby cvoncartman109 » Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:26 am

The thing that shocked me the most is that he is usually an animal lover.
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Psychopocke
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Postby Psychopocke » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:18 pm

cvoncartman109 wrote:The thing that shocked me the most is that he is usually an animal lover.


...like the chicken lover
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Craig-and-Clyde
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Fri Feb 20, 2004 6:33 pm

i wonder if he eats the chickens afterwards.....hmmm....
I don't think i'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think i'm unhappy?
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Moonkay
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Postby Moonkay » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:12 pm

my throat hurts.






i just thought you might like to know that.
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SheikYerbouti
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Postby SheikYerbouti » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:14 pm

Welcome to the club.

Sucks don't it? Misery loves company though.
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JamezBeer
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Postby JamezBeer » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:30 pm

Craig-and-Clyde wrote:i wonder if he eats the chickens afterwards.....hmmm....


Yes he probably does, he gives it extra favour first although.
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KennyBDemented
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Postby KennyBDemented » Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:48 am

Question is: What flavor? I'm not even gonna try to guess.
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JamezBeer
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Postby JamezBeer » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:33 am

What would a chicken lover want in favour?
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Moonkay
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Postby Moonkay » Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:56 am

sheik i'm blaming you for my sore throat. you got me sick you ungrateful bastard.
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Killahertz9
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Postby Killahertz9 » Sun Feb 22, 2004 3:22 am

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KennyBDemented
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Postby KennyBDemented » Sun Feb 22, 2004 3:43 am

:shock: :lol: Now THAT'S random! Good job getting back on topic, Killahertz! :D
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word from each line.
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JamezBeer
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Postby JamezBeer » Sun Feb 22, 2004 8:24 am

Once I got dared to touch an electric fence, I did and it numbs you're arm for a few seconds. Lucky the charge was low and occured on 3 second intervals.
Random?
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ShaneHaughey
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Sun Feb 22, 2004 8:27 am

One time, while I was staring at the Sun, an Aztec warrior came up to me and tried to a**rape me. I killed him by throwing a stick at him. Then, I became emperor of Earth and Earth was crushed by an army of Skunks...when I got off the drugs, I was tied too four whores and had the name "Michelle is my lover" on my chest....

Random enough?


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