Athena1999 wrote:Taranis_Music wrote:Athena1999 wrote:Hey Taranis_Music... boxers or briefs?
*Cuts Carmtan_91's penis off*.
Try to have sex now!!
XD Obviously T_M has only one conception of what having sex can involve.
Hmm, I guess you're right. He still can have sex. But no pleasure for him!
EDIT: What the hell??? It edited fag to fag???
And now for the final act of my random Gravitation episode!
*Previously on Gravitation*
Tohma: Don't worry. I'll bring you a stuffed panda. I promise! Now gimme a hug.
Tohma: No this isn't gay...I mean-
Yuki: I don't wanna hug you! Could you get away from me?
Tohma: No, don't talk while I'm talking!
*And now the conclusion!!*
*Shuichi grabs a Coke from the Coke machine in the lounge*
*Sakano walks in*
Sakano: Hey, Hiro
Sakano: What are you doing here?! This is the place where....I keep my hippos!
Suguru: (walking out) Sure it is!
*Hiro follows him, but Shuichi stays behind*
Shuichi: Aww...I wish my hair was red! Redder than red! But they colored it PINK! My hair's not cool!
*Someone points a gun at Shuichi*
Shuichi: Agh! Please don't do that! Guns aren't very nice, y'know!
*camera pans right to reveal Mr. K holding the gun*
K: I think I'll kill you now!
*Now, Hiro, Suguru, Sakano, K, and Shuichi are leaving an elevator and are walkind down a hall*
Hiro: (about K) He has a gun. Why does he have a gun?!
K: I don't have a gun! What are you talking about?! This is a stick! See, a stick (noticing women at a desk) Uh..hello? Hello? (back at Hiro) See, spectators!
*K moves his hand in a certain way that it looks like he's grabbing Hiro's crotch!*
K: Look, I'm grabbing your crotch!!
*The voice actresses laugh there asses off and we can';t hear Hiro say anything*
Shuichi: (waving from a car) Over here! I'll a show you a better way to a crotch-grabbing technique!!
Hiro: (running to Shuichi) Hey!!
K: He's really stupid, you shouldn't trust 'em!
*Now we are at a cafe thingy that was set behind K, where we see Taki and his evil clique. But then one of the VA's cough*
Taki: (slamming mug on table, making the sound effects himself, and sounding drunk) Chink!! They think they know how to grab crotches, huh?! Well, I'll show them!! I'LL SHOW ALL OF 'EM!!!!
Ma-kun: Did you just cough? What are you talking about, anyways?
Taki: (getting up) DON'T YOU QUESTION MY MOTIVES!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING!!!
Ma-Kun: Please don't yell at me!
*Back at Yuki's apartment, Yuki is lying on the sofa*
Yuki: (narrating) Okay, so I'm gonna lay on this thing and--my eyebrows, they moved.....WHAT?! I can't see my own eyebrows!!
*Now we are at a restraunt hing and some lady is interviewing Hiro, Shuichi, and Suguru)
Shuichi: Oh, so what are we doing?
Lady: I'm interviewing you guys, right?
Suguru: Oh, well it's fun to interview people. I like interviewing people!
Lady: Oh, really?
*Everone turns to see Ma-Kun fighting the guards so he could get to S, S, and H*
Ma-kun: Hey! Hey! I wanna come in and kill them! (running after
S,S, and H) Let me kill them!!
K: You can't kill them! I'm gonna kill them!
Sakano: No, I'm gonna kill them!! Just-
Ma-Kun: (at the table) Hey, hey? Can I kill you know? ......With this cup?!
*Back at Yuki's apartment. Taki is now holding an unconscious Yuki by the shirt*
Taki: (still sounding drunk) Yeah! I'm gonna....I'm gonna...I'm gonna do something with this thing...in my jacket!!
*Taki pulls something out of his jacket, but we can't see it because the VAs accidentally make us watch some other anime, leaving us all to wonder what was in Taki's jacket*
THE END!!! WTF?!?!
Someone wrote:Lies! None of the guys on here have seen real women!
nutmeg218 wrote:Your twelve?? I had no idea, but i guess that shows how much of a N00b i am. Your probably the coolest 12 year old I have ever seen. Most of the 12 year olds I know are all gay homosexuals (expect my best friend, but she doesnt count cause her birthday is in two weeks). Happy birthday to your sister and kitty!
EDIT: What the hell??? It edited f*cki][/i]ag to homosexual???
I get that reaction a lot, trust me.
DevilAngel16 wrote:^Yes, I like that too. I was surprised to see it at first though, but now I'm used to it.
Random: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
...No, I didn't make that up.
Consecotaleophobia - Fear of chopsticks.
I'm gonna ask tomorrow what happened, because it happened at the end of the day, and I had to go.
It happened in the Church, though.
Funny thing, the building in front of my school set on fire 4 hours before ours did. That's pretty strange.
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