The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

[Agaath95]

well tonight i'm gonna get some presents in my shoes couse it "saint nicholaus" her ein some countries of europe,dunno if it's anywhere else too but anyways can't wait to see what my folks got me this year,then I'll have to start wondering about christmas presents

I didn't get much this year: Some stuff to decorate my room, a book, a lot of candy and pyjamas (whoopee )

[IneedBoutTREEFIDDY]

It didn't snow here, but there was enough sleet to cause a 2 hour delay. So instead of sleeping on my cold hard desk in first period, I got to sleep in my bed.

I have never used the abbreviated form of "laugh out loud."

Good for you, neither have I.

[KyleBenoit]

I haven't had a smoke in awhile and I'm really starting to crave it now.

[The_Paper_Boy]

DarkDucky inspired me to do these:

Chop Suey!

Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,

I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die, Die,

Wake up,
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),
Grab a brush and put a little,
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

You wanted to,
Grab a brush and put a little makeup,
You wanted to,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
You wanted to,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
You wanted to,

I don't think you trust,
In, my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my, self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die

Father, Father, Father, Father,
Father/ Into your hands/I/commend my spirit,
Father, into your hands,

Why have you forsaken me,
In your eyes forsaken me,
In your thoughts forsaken me,
In your heart forsaken, me oh,

Trust in my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die,
In my self righteous suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to die.

She's Like Heroin

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

Chinese tricks in rooms
With ghost's of hooker girly dudes

Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash selling
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin

She wants nothing more
Than to be a little whore
He wants nothing less
But to wear a little dress

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help

I need someone to make some cash selling
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin
ASS
Selling ass for heroin

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

She wants nothing more
But to be a little whore
He wants nothing less
But to wear a little dress

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass

Chinese tricks in rooms
With ghost's of hooker girly dudes
Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash

She's like heroin
Sipping through a little glass
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save my ass

F*ck The System

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
(2x)

I'm just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
(2x)

War!
f*ck the system!
War!
f*ck the system
f*ck the system
War!
f*ck the system!
War!
I need to f*ck the Sys
I need to f*ck the Sys
I need to f*ck the Sys

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
(2x)

I'm just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
(2x)

War!
f*ck the system!
War!
f*ck the system
f*ck the system
War!
f*ck the system!
War!
I need to f*ck the Sys
I need to f*ck the Sys
I need to f*ck the Sys

You need to f*ck the sys
You need to f*ck the sys
You need to f*ck the sys
You need to f*ck the sys

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit

I need to f*ck the system!
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the system!
We all need to f*ck the system

[Kyles_bitch1994]

!!!!!MEJEZFELD!!!!

[kaileykorn]

I've been in a fairly bad mood lately. I haven't been feeling too well, I've got a headache that won't quit and I've barely eaten anything in the past three days. On top of that, I'm trying to quit smoking during one of my busiest work weeks of the year. I'm going to bed soon, hopefully a good night's sleep (for a change) will help me feel better.

Feel better soon!

5 things to be happy about:
1) 4 days until Friday
2) Chocolate chip cookies
3) New South Park tomorrow night
4) The color purple
5) Apple pie

[Dude Cartman Rocks]

yay! finally 500 posts horray for me!

[monkey333]

System of a Down is gay lolz!!#!

*readies fire extinguisher.

[kyle_vs_cartman]

a classmate just got hit by a car last night.He was thrown like 3 feet away and it's nothing serious...well he should have gotten more that guy deserves a hell lot more for all he's done to alot of people,that assh*le got what he was asking for.

[The_Paper_Boy]

Monkey take it you like pop then...

I'll post some more.

Radio-Video

La lie lie lie lie lie lie,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the radiooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the videooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the radiooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the videooooooo,
With Danny and Lisa,

They take me away from,
The strangest place of...
Sweet Danny and Lisa,
They take me away from...AHHH.

Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the radiooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the videooooooo,
With Danny and Lisa,

They take me away from,
The strangest place of...
Sweet Danny and Lisa,
They take me away from...AHHH.

[Serj whispering]
Hey man look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the RADIO!!!!!!!
Hey man look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the VIDEO!!!!!!!
With Danny and Lisa.

[Armenian Theme]
They take me away from,
The strangest place of....
Sweet Danny and LisaAaAaAaAa.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA [Sounds kinda russian]
NANANANANANAANA AHHHHHHH.

Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the radiooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the videooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the radiooooooo,
Hey man! Look at me rockin' now,
I'm on the videooooooo,
With Danny and Lisa.

Violent Pornography

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody f*cks.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody f*cks.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies,
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks and SODOMY!
The kinda sh*t you get on your TV!

It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks and SODOMY!
The kinda sh*t you get on your TV!

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody f*cks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies.
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now.
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know,
Bet you didn't know.

It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks and SODOMY!
The kinda sh*t you get on your TV!

It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks and SODOMY!
The kinda sh*t thats on your TV!

It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks and SODOMY!
The kinda sh*t thats on your TV!

It's on the TV.
It's on your TV.
Turn off your TV.

Can you say brainwashing?

It's a non-stop disco.

[monkey333]

Monkey take it you like pop then...

Nope, I like music.

System of a Down is gay lolz!!#!

*readies fire extinguisher

Mwhahahaha, they fell for it hook, line, and sinker......

[jaydawGtwo04]

Yeah, the weather dudes piss me off. They said last night we'd get like 6 to 12 inches of snow down here and we didn't. I woke up thinking I'd be out of school and it sucks to look out your window and see...nothing. It was raining all day though. They say that it will be sunny tomorrow. So, I guess that's where the snow comes in since it's opposite from what our news weatherman says.

I give him some slack though. He can't help it, he's southern.

Yeah that pissed me off too. I was so happy and I thought we were atleast going to have a 2 Hour Delay but nothing.

System of a Down is gay lolz!!#!

*readies fire extinguisher.

Holy sh*t. 2 Pages in the matter of 8 hours.

[Cartman_91]

3000 points in coffeyguy's trivia

[Brave_Sir_Ribbit]

That's nothing to be proud of that is very very sad. I like System of a Down I've only heard Mezmerize. They are not one of my favorite bands, they're not even close but in my eyes those guys are alright. However it annoys me seeing a long as page just about lyrics to songs. I mean come on only annoying mother f*ckers do that.
Cats in the cradle.

A child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."
My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."
Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."
I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then.

Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk
Doctor doctor!
I'm in bed
Doctor doctor!
Achin' head
Doctor doctor!
Gold is lead
Doctor doctor!
Choke on bread
Doctor doctor!
Underfed
Doctor doctor!
Gold is lead
Doctor doctor!
Jesus bled
Doctor doctor!
Pain is red
Are goon
Grow go
Greasy spoon
You swoon
June bloom
Music seems to help the pain
Seems to cultivate the brain.
Doctor kindly tell your wife that
I'm alive - flowers thrive - realize - realize
Realize.

DOGS.
You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you
get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
Hide your head in the sand,
Just another sad old man,
All alone and dying of cancer.
And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw
around.
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone,
Dragged down by the stone.
I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused.
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used.
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise.
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this
maze?
Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend.
And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner
And everything's done under the sun,
And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer.
Who was born in a house full of pain.
Who was trained not to spit in the fan.
Who was told what to do by the man.
Who was broken by trained personnel.
Who was fitted with collar and chain.
Who was given a pat on the back.
Who was breaking away from the pack.
Who was only a stranger at home.
Who was ground down in the end.
Who was found dead on the phone.
Who was dragged down by the stone.


EMPTY SPACES
backwards message:]
"Congratulations, You have just discovered the secret message.
Please send your answer to 'Old Pink',
Care of the funny farm, Chalfont..."
What shall we use
To fill the empty spaces
Where we used to talk?
How shall I fill
The final places?
How should I complete the wall

In the flesh part 2
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you folks really stand.
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

[treefiddy_350]

stop writing all your song lyrics there too long to read.