RideTheLightning wrote:Betcha Can't Play This
I think maybe I'll be able to play that... in ten years.
Same with this:
"The world will know peace when humanity is extinguished."
-- False Awakenings
Mario Paint Composer Final Fantasy Prelude Voices Version
Dr. Mario commercial set to the tune of "Witch Doctor"
And here is Cracked's summary:
"The young antagonist, Johnny Greenshirt, has a problem. He's made it readily apparent that he has a problem because he informs us he told the witch doctor something and, in exchange, got some advice. He never really elaborates on what his problem is, so we'll take the high road and assume it's herpes.
Rather than going to a clinic like a rational human being, this teenager makes his way across the very heart of Africa to get the sage medical opinion of this guy:
[Picture of the Witch Doctor (Caption: Nintendo Presents: 'Super Stereotypes'.)]
The witch doctor tells Johnny Greenshirt the cure to his herpes is to play Dr. Mario. When you take into consideration that over the course of his trip Greenshirt's probably contacted malaria, this is a really s**tty prescription. But our hero isn't a medical genius and gleefully accepts. Fortunately for him the witch doctor has two copies of Dr. Mario, two Game Boys, eight AA batteries and a link cable so he won't have to head back home with his shameful disease.
The two have it out and the witch doctor loses, so we assume Greenshirt is cured. The witch doctor loses his cool and casts some sort of voodoo spell in a scene that contains what is quite possibly creepiest Mario animation of all time.
[Picture of Dr. Mario dancing in the flames]
The whole thing ends with Greenshirt's head being shrunk. Whatever his problem was, he would have been better off with it and a normal sized head.
You know, we're thinking for once we wound up with an ad more f**ked up than the Japanese version. Though it's close."
You'll hear what I mean.
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