[Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby rainbow.bix » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:16 am

rainbow.bix wrote:^Wait, stovepipe_jam, you were iceiwynd? JHJGHJHJDFFSDHGH WTF!!!!! >____<

What about all those pictures you posted of that brown haired girl? Do you still have all those emails from me? lol.


^What about this, SJ?
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby iceiwynd » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:52 am

Where in god's name did it come up that I was SJ? 'cause oh lord jesus christ no I'm not. Did you misread that whole "icywind" parody thing he pulled... whenever it was... and... god, what am I doing here?

I'm not SJ, never have been and never will be.

And no, I don't still have those emails from you. Those were ages ago.
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby rainbow.bix » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:35 am

Nope, I wasn't here for the icywind parody; I must of left before that happened, which explains why I got confused just then! lol.

Oh, and hey again! Long time, no see.
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:54 am

rainbow.bix wrote:
rainbow.bix wrote:^Wait, stovepipe_jam, you were iceiwynd? JHJGHJHJDFFSDHGH WTF!!!!! >____<

What about all those pictures you posted of that brown haired girl? Do you still have all those emails from me? lol.


^What about this, SJ?


I was not, in fact, Lior. I did a Lior parody a long time ago after she insulted my friend. It was quite funny indeed. :)
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby iceiwynd » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:43 am

Not really.
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby rainbow.bix » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:47 am

Do any of you remember the KERDA and SMACK war? :lol:
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:58 pm

iceiwynd wrote:Not really.


I'm talking about it from my point of view, ma'am.

Anyway, does anyone remember what it was like when Hylian was around? O.O
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:31 pm

Heh, Hylian3? I remember her. She was quite the freak. And then there was that Tom dude she was in mad love with who\'s screen name I can\'t remember. I remember they used to post a bunch of animal porn in threads and it was annoying. I think the only post she made that I liked was when she posted that silly Legend of Zelda OoT Newgrounds parody...that was actually pretty funny...other than that, she sucks. :P
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Cerisa_Roz » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:27 pm

I think his screenname was "Scouser_Lad" or something. And yeah, I remember a few instances of their spamming @_@

There was a time when they flooded some Off-Topic thread with yaoi pictures to mock James or someone, IIRC.
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby rainbow.bix » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:49 pm

Mr. Hat_DX27 wrote:Heh, Hylian3? I remember her. She was quite the freak. And then there was that Tom dude she was in mad love with who\'s screen name I can\'t remember. I remember they used to post a bunch of animal porn in threads and it was annoying. I think the only post she made that I liked was when she posted that silly Legend of Zelda OoT Newgrounds parody...that was actually pretty funny...other than that, she sucks. :P


I remember her! She was annoying. We'd used to make fun of her and Recnahs by saying that they belong together on the Coupling thread. Fun times. =p

Does INBTF still post here? I remember him being pretty funny, but now that I look back on some on his posts, he took the self-love thing too far sometimes.
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:27 pm

Oh yeah, I remember Fiddy....we had some fun times together. :P

I guess he got a life, or something. That or his dial-ups are forever dead, or something. :P
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Jay C » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:25 pm

rainbow.bix wrote:^Wait, stovepipe_jam, you were iceiwynd? JHJGHJHJDFFSDHGH WTF!!!!! >____<

What about all those pictures you posted of that brown haired girl? Do you still have all those emails from me? lol.

LAFFOLAFFO :lol: :lol:

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Cerisa_Roz wrote:There was a time when they flooded some Off-Topic thread with yaoi pictures to mock James or someone, IIRC.

It was directed at me and Kaixx, because we're closer than the average guys should be. I'm willing to bat for both sides... not sure about Brian though. I should ask him one day...

Also; Fiddy was the best. FOOTBALL.

[l8 edit: Pad, yeah I was a bit high when I thought up most of those. They were only for the lulz]
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Cerisa_Roz » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:09 pm

Oh god...I just recalled something from the "Sexiest character thread" (which is now gone, though hopefully the mods would have it archived somewhere if it wasn't completely purged) that I kind of tried to block out due to it being freaky/disturbing.

The SP fanfiction author Robert, known here as "Robdoc", was known for his mile-long rants about how M&T "condoned bullying and brutalizing of unpopular kids and nerds", how they were "misogynists who had no idea how real relationships worked", how they "made all female characters unsympathetic bitches", etc. And then there was his rants about people being "too liberal and thinking that all straight Christian white men are evil". Yeah...

I remember in an early post on this board, I mentioned how Wendy didn't have to be Stan's girlfriend anymore to continue functioning as a character. Rob shot that idea down by yelling that M&T would never get an idea 'creative' like that and that they only liked making women bitches, etc. etc.

But what am I getting at here? Well, in the "sexiest character thread", a bunch of us were being real sarcastic and making "Sexy" posts about characters. Rob took it a bit...far. He said something along the lines of "Alright, you perverts made me do this" and proceeded to post a porn story of him with Wendy Testaburger, where she came in from the cartoon world and was legal and...yeah. I'm surprised it didn't get deleted, but it made me go "O_O".

I wonder what the fans of his fanfiction would think if they saw it?

Rob's fic series was such a big headache, especially for the last stretch of 20 stories with that whole stupid "Legion Of Extremely Pissed Off Celebrities" arc where celebrities get revenge on the town for being pwn'd, kidnap Wendy and some girls, decapitate them and graft their still-living heads onto cyborg bodies and put their headless bodies in cryo-preservation tanks as trophies, etc., thus leading to drawn-out "DRAMA!!11" over it. And then there's a whole huge war *I'm purposely blanking bits out as the story is so long and convoluted* with the celebrities and Rob irrepairably shattered the 4th wall by having it revealed to the kids that *gasp* they were CARTOONS (oh, and Wendy got her headless human body back sometime between all this and went to go be "repaired"). Big war, tons of kids die, but since they're cartoons, their friends decide to wait for them to "come back".

The dead kids, though, are all trapped in some afterlife (a bunch in Heaven, while Cartman and Craig wind up in Hell) and have to try and escape. Thus begins another convoluted, overblown arc which introduced "Ganto", some type of angel with a dark agenda (that Phoenix/LA_King seemed to really like using :P) who wanted to take over the universe or something and wanted to stop the kids. Let's fast-forward a bit to the end, though: Damien is killed off unceremoniously by Rob, having mentioned as trying to "suicide-bomb" Heaven and blowing himself to bits. The kids do end up escaping, world's saved, blabla. But here's the kicker: Cartman, saying that "South Park doesn't need him anymore", decides to stay in Hell. While obviously Rob hated Cartman, that was pretty OOC, IMO. Cartman wouldn't CARE if South Park needed him or not. But then, if you look back at Rob's stories, characterization wasn't a big thing. A bunch of characters all read the same, and Wendy (who Rob hated for being such a bitch yet wanted to use her in his agenda of "I CAN WRITE BETTER THAN M&T BECAUSE THEY ARE SEXISTS") wound up utterly lobotomized and submissive to Stan quite a bit, as the opposite would mean she'd be such a bitch. Rob also hated Stan, but would write him and Wendy together and alter them to his likes so that they'd fit together in HIS way, rather than trying to actually work with/around the "problems" in another way.

Rob's final fic he wrote, which he never finished, was "Two Sides Of The Same Coin", a Wendy/Butters one. The 'funny' thing about that is that Wendy was portrayed as the "evil bitch" that Rob claimed to hate so much, hell, even punching out Principal Victoria for letting Butters get bullied. And that apparently Wendy's so snooty that she's hated by everyone and doesn't know it :P

To say that it'd only be his later fics that were running out of steam though would be an understatement. If you look as far back to some of his fics where Stan got a rapid-aging disease because he wanted to be mature enough to kiss Wendy without vomiting, and Wendy winds up becoming a "good girl" from then because she can't stand to get Stan in any more pain, to the point where in a Halloween fic, she has to publicly humiliate herself by dressing in a dorky costume so Stan won't think she "lied to him" again about her costume and to please him.

The whole "cyborg" bit of the LXPOC section of his fics also had the disturbing undertones to it (a nude headless-yet-still-"living" female body being put in a cryo tank and kept as a sort of "trophy").

And I'm not gloating here, I'm speaking as someone who 'knew' Robdoc since late '03, however he seemed to stop considering me someone worth talking to when I stopped reviewing his fics all the time after he'd e-mail me about them. He was a member at another SP board (and the "news guy"), but cut and run from there without telling anyone. He officially completely disappeared in early '07. After Dane/NYGuy blew up the SP fanfiction board in late '06, Rob continued to stand by him and accuse those who were glad that Dane was gone of "wanting to brag".

And this is indeed related to BBS, as robdoc was a member here and that "Sexiest character thread" and all. Just wanted to give some backstory on him, too.
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby rainbow.bix » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:03 pm

^ *head explodes*

Dude, that took you, like, all day to write, yeh?

:lol:

I can safely say that I have never come across that robdoc fella, and I'm glad, because he sounds like a loony burger. His fanfics sound like a Lost In Space episode gone wrong. I think he's totally in love with Wendy, but convinces himself that he's not by putting forth the idea that she's a twisted bitch, whatever. But, when it boils down to it, for f*cks sake, it's just a cartoon character! :?
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Re: [Storytime] Tales from the BBS Crypt

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:33 pm

I know of him. I’ve seen his screen name on several news posts on...that place. I forget if I’ve actually talked to him before, because I know I did remember talking to a dude named Robert on Skype in a few 3-way conversations with Niels back in late 06.

Wow, were his fanfics that f*cked? Jesus, that's just...holey fuckbutts!
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