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A short time ago I said that I never get sick, well I spoke too soon. I had gone to my neighbors on Friday to offer up hurricane supplies and exchange info just in case and I always end up chatting with them forever, real nice people. By the end of our conversation, one mentioned she had been sick and was on her second bottle of antibiotics, I thought nothing of it. Late Saturday night my throat started hurting and today I felt like total sh*t when I got up. The coughing is driving me insane. I just woke from a nap brought on by strong cough medicine, Nyquil and lack of sleep, now I have the shakes and feel all loopy. The way my head is shaking I feel like Katherine Hepburn, Damn Medicines, probably should not have mixed them
“20 yrs from now you'll be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbour. Catch trade winds in your sails. Explore_Dream_Discover” TWAIN
My friend got dumped and some assh*les were rubbing it in her face today. They were saying stuff like "Oh if you're so pretty then why did Garrett break up with you?" She started crying, obviously, mainly because she has been through so much with this guy and he decided to end it a few weeks ago. So me and my other 2 friends started saying stuff like "Hey don't be douches to girls or they won't like you! That's not cool at all!" But being the complete peices of sh*t these guys are they started kicking us in the ass and stuff like that. My friend finally said "Dude that's sexual harrassment I can sue you for that!" They didn't get what she meant cause they suck, so I said "Which is spanish for YOUR MOM'S A SLUT! LEAVE US ALONE!!" My friends were shocked at what I said, but it worked, so I'm happy.
Old.Lady.Escobar wrote:Stanley_Marsh109 wrote:I got a haircut today. It was cut way too short, but it'll grow out.
I got a haircut today too. I look pretty sweet, if I do say so myself!
OLE, your hair could have forest animals running through it and I'd still screw ya. Why? 'Cause you're near Washington.
That's how it's down here on the farm!
KennyStanWendyFan wrote:Bedding for hamsters... $1.99.
Litter for rabbit's cage... $7.99.
Dogfood for golden retriever... $33.49.
Getting my brother to pay me back for buying his dog's food... priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's a swift kick in the groin.
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