Boobs Are f*ckin Great! If ya don't like em DON'T post here!

[Greekmunkee103]

Well, toxicsideeffects, I guess no one can accurately say, "That's so hot," then, huh? Sorry you're freezing. *gives TSE hot chocolate*

Dude, my friend Alex was throwing sh*t at me, and the next thing I know, he chucks a piece of paper at me and it goes down my cleavage. That was fun, trying to get it out. Good times.

[kathythecarmelite]

Oh wait, I can get felt up every other weekend at Rocky Horror, duh. (I play Janet.)

I DRESSED UP AS JANET, TOO, BACK IN 1979!

And if you want to know about boob pain, try a MAMMOGRAM! They say a woman should get one as soon as she turns 40, but I'd been putting it off because I'd heard that it felt like getting your boobs slammed in a refrigerator door.

Well, last week I finally did it. It's not as SUDDEN or ABRUPT as a slamming door, but I assure you it's equally as unpleasant.

You stand up facing a glass tray. The nurse heaves your right boob up onto the tray. Then she twists the knob so that an upper glass plate smashes down upon your boob, flattening it out like a big ol' flounder. YOWCH! Then you have to stand that way while she focuses the camera and takes the X-Ray.

Not exactly the hottest way to have my boobs photographed!

Repeat with the left boob. HOLY sh*t, WOMAN, THAT'S ENOUGH! You'd think if they twist the screws too much it'd actually CAUSE cancer from the bruised tissue!

Just when you think it's over, they tilt the glass plates and cram you in sideways, subjecting each boob to more squishing and smashing.

Then you put on your clothes and go home.

I was a little sore that night, but MEGAsore the next day!

The test came back negative, but the side of my left boob still aches.

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Why can't they just use a supermarket barcode scanner to check boobs for tumors?

[Killahertz9]

So? Where's the Video?

[kathythecarmelite]

The video of a lady's boobs getting smashed into big, fat flounders would be more like a horror flick ("The Blob") than a pR0no ("Hot Punishment for the Buxom Vixen").

[missycartman]

Oh wait, I can get felt up every other weekend at Rocky Horror, duh. (I play Janet.)

I DRESSED UP AS JANET, TOO, BACK IN 1979!

And if you want to know about boob pain, try a MAMMOGRAM! They say a woman should get one as soon as she turns 40, but I'd been putting it off because I'd heard that it felt like getting your boobs slammed in a refrigerator door.

Well, last week I finally did it. It's not as SUDDEN or ABRUPT as a slamming door, but I assure you it's equally as unpleasant.

You stand up facing a glass tray. The nurse heaves your right boob up onto the tray. Then she twists the knob so that an upper glass plate smashes down upon your boob, flattening it out like a big ol' flounder. YOWCH! Then you have to stand that way while she focuses the camera and takes the X-Ray.

Not exactly the hottest way to have my boobs photographed!

Repeat with the left boob. HOLY sh*t, WOMAN, THAT'S ENOUGH! You'd think if they twist the screws too much it'd actually CAUSE cancer from the bruised tissue!

Just when you think it's over, they tilt the glass plates and cram you in sideways, subjecting each boob to more squishing and smashing.

Then you put on your clothes and go home.

I was a little sore that night, but MEGAsore the next day!

The test came back negative, but the side of my left boob still aches.

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Why can't they just use a supermarket barcode scanner to check boobs for tumors?

i might just have to chop my boobs off before i reach 40 i think it ll be less painful! .

[Killahertz9]

That's it, I'm changing my profession and I'm going to stand up for women all over the world and invent a soft, more gentle-relaxing procedure for breast exames. How may guys are with me?

[The_Towelie_Connection]

MRS are 46D. None of you will ever see them anyway. And wtf happened to our earlier post in here with a link to a pic? Only adults had access. PM us for the link.

[The_Frog_King]

BSR would like to see this link, TTC pm me it.

[The_Towelie_Connection]

Sorry you can't see the link. You must be 18 or older to be able to open it.

[tweek_sensation]

How bout 17 but really responsible I should be prepared for the real world lol ook ook just kidding. Porn is over-rated, as in it should be PG

[missycartman]

Stripper selling infamous breast implant on eBay

MIAMI (Reuters) - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.

The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more."

"Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said.

Peaks said she would autograph the auctioned implant for the winner but would keep its mate "for good measure."

She explained that she had her size 69-HH implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life.

"They were like really big, crazy big," said Peaks, who described herself as a happily married homemaker and mother of three now living in the Detroit area.

Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were "like two cement blocks."

The parties accepted binding arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.

The bailiff found the breasts to be "soft" and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.

The implant auction ends on Saturday. So far Peaks has received 10 bids, topping out at $71 (37 pounds), according to the eBay Web site.


hmmmm i wonder what sucker would buy these ... ( okay bad joke hehehe

69 HH Boobs , im sorry but that's way over the top ''crazy big" breasts hahahaha

[triplemultiplex]

Ed Koch?! That makes an already hilareous story downright gut busting What kind of man sues for injuries received from breasts? Any normal man would consider that a battle scar.
"Yeh I sawr this broad an' I swear to gawd, 'er knocker's were so laage, I blacked out when she smacked my face with 'em!"

[toxicsideeffects]

Man, I thought it'd hurt your back to have double Ds!

69HHs?! That's insaaaaaane.

[JenC]

I have a friend who has sized F boobs... and they're NATURAL!

I feel sorry for her most of the time because she's only like 5'2" or something and I swear, all you can see are her boobs. Trust me, it's not attractive...

[No_substitute_for_you]

F?! Goddamn, that must hurt her back!

You know, if your boobs are so big that you want to kill youreslf, there is such a thing as breast reduction surgery...