Kill the person above you

[ih8hippies999]

Mewster and Originaly_backward are walking in a dark alley. I walk up behind them and slit their thoats. Next I hide the bodies.
Then I chop off their dicks and put them in their mouths.

[EMMAY3]

A lot of dick and ball chopping isn't there? Well, I would take a torch and burn "ih8hippies999" to the edge of death, but not kill him. Then, I would make him eat his own charred flesh. Then, I would properly kill him by removing his exposed organs and smothering him with them. Then, I would hack up the remaining parts of the body and put them in a little box and take it to the middle of nowhere. Next, I would use the nuke I bought off my cousins in Iran, (yes I am persian ) and detenate the thing on the box. Using a radioactive suit, I would pick what was left of the box and feed it to a worm, use the worm as live bate, catch a fish, fry up the fish, and eat it. Finally, I would sh*t him out, and as he yells "howdy-ho" at me, I would cover him in gasoline, and burn him once more. He's dead now. No more resurrecting...Who wants to kill me?!:)

[goddamit]

grabs EMMAY3 and throws here infront of highway traffic,i wacth her be trampled by cars.i then grab her and throw her of a cliff i throw a gernade and BOOM goes EMMAY3

[Bob the muff]

ay! hippies suck donkey balls mutha fucka

[UCONN2k5]

KILZ BOB T3H MUFF WIF NOT GOODER ENGLUSH

[KennyStanWendyFan]

*scares UCONN to death with good grammar and spelling*

rofl u r ded foo' i pwn thu werld

[angel_of_demonic_light]

KSWF

angel_of_demonic_light drags KSWF into a library and shoves him into the... paper shredder.

[jjmac12345]

Shrinks angel_of_demonic_light down to one foot tall. Builds a cage for her and keeps her as a pet. Forgets to feed her, and she dies. Flushes her down the toilet.

[goddamit]

nice to kill you again jjmac
carves jjmac's eyes out with a knife i then stuff them in his mouth.i then smash his head on a desk till he dies

[UCONN2k5]

*kills goddammit with the commandment "Thou shalt not to the Lord's name in vain."

[EMMAY3]

The grenade missed me, so I come back and pelt "UCONN2k5" with chewed gumballs. Attracted to the smell of sugar, ants that I genetically altered to be five feet tall come and eat a nice dinner. I'm now using the giant ants to build me an underground base.

[jjmac12345]

Uses my time machine, that I purchased off EBAY to go back in time before EMMAY3 was born. Kills her dad. Does her mom, twice.

[goddamit]

Uses my time machine, that I purchased off EBAY to go back in time before EMMAY3 was born. Kills her dad. Does her mom, twice.

goes back in time with a time machine i bought off of amazon(only 50 bucks!)to find jjmac at the time he is being born,when he is out i grab him and throw his fragile body to the wall,i then grab the vomiting dad and and stab him in the eye with a needle,i then do his mom before i kill her,by hitting her with a chair

[kenny_hero]

Uses my time machine, that I purchased off EBAY to go back in time before EMMAY3 was born. Kills her dad. Does her mom, twice.

goes back in time with a time machine i bought off of amazon(only 50 bucks!)to find jjmac at the time he is being born,when he is out i grab him and throw his fragile body to the wall,i then grab the vomiting dad and and stab him in the eye with a needle,i then do his mom before i kill her,by hitting her with a chair

takes his head and slams on the wall takes an axe and shoves it up his ass, and face, then chops his balls off

[goddamit]

after killing me i come back to life and(sorry for taking this away from you ih8hippies,but i need it )chop off kenny_hero's dick and sticks it in his mouth