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angel_of_demonic_light
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Postby angel_of_demonic_light » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:29 am

angel_of_demonic_light uses her mind controlling device to force mickey mouse to genetically clone jjmac12345, resulting in a 69ft tall maniac running lose around mexico but finally dies due to the pollution in the air. angel_of_demonic_light does not know why she did this because the original jjmac did not die so she ran over him with a lawn mower.



no offence to mexicans
ooooooh!!! somebody's a sore loser... clyde, i believe i said 'get the fudge out!' which means: kiss my fudgin' ass, go fudge yourself, would you get the fudge out, clyde?
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UCONN2k5
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Postby UCONN2k5 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:38 am

t00ts on aodl
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M Cartman
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Postby M Cartman » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:36 pm

*Beats UCONN's head in with a crowbar*
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angel_of_demonic_light
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Postby angel_of_demonic_light » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:05 pm

angel_of_demonic_light enters m cartman in a spelling bee contest in which he has to spell 'floccinaucinihilipilification' and his head explodes from being discombobulated.


by the way, 'floccinaucinihilipilification' is a real word.
ooooooh!!! somebody's a sore loser... clyde, i believe i said 'get the fudge out!' which means: kiss my fudgin' ass, go fudge yourself, would you get the fudge out, clyde?
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Zingdoo
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Postby Zingdoo » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:32 am

well, he isnt above me.

but i'd like to show everyone this: http://upload.uberowl.com/AssLikeThat-UCONN2k5.wma

and hope he dies from joor ridicule

:D

(thats UCONN2k5 btw)
goddamit
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Postby goddamit » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:26 am

WTF WAS THAT! :lol:

grabs zingdoo and ties him to a chair,then puts him in a room were a cd player is,i then download that song and and put it on a disk,i then put that is the cd player.i put the head phones on zingdoo and play the music,which will keep on playing as soon as its finished,since his hands are tied zingdoo cant do a thing!he listens to the song over and over until hes head explodes due to the gayness of that song.
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angel_of_demonic_light
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Postby angel_of_demonic_light » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:56 pm

angel_of_demonic_light frames you and makes it look like you killed the president of the U.S. when really she did and you get executed.
ooooooh!!! somebody's a sore loser... clyde, i believe i said 'get the fudge out!' which means: kiss my fudgin' ass, go fudge yourself, would you get the fudge out, clyde?
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Zingdoo
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Postby Zingdoo » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:16 am

pats angel_of_demonic_light on the back for killing the president so hard that she dies
IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:10 pm

Well I give Zingdoo AIDS, and he dies in exactly 3 days 2 hours 34 minutes
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goddamit
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Postby goddamit » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:47 am

i kick inbtf's ass 4 asking me for money,i smack him till he bleeds cut his balls of and shred them and mix them into chilli send it to his parents along with his 3rd degreed burned body with his dick in his mouth and force feed it to them,i then set the house on fire have some popcorn and watch till i sleep
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jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:18 pm

*Shoots goddamit with a 12 gauge, 19 times*
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ih8hippies999
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Postby ih8hippies999 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:43 pm

I slice jjmac's head off with barbed wire. Then I put his head through a meat grinder. I chop his body up into little pieces and throw it in a fire. Then, finally, I throw a bucket of gas on his body.
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Jesus_Christ27
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jesus

Postby Jesus_Christ27 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:17 pm

Cuts ih8hippies999's balls off..., ties him to a chair, slits his throat, drench him in gas, then light him and walk away...
Sincerely Yours, Jesus
ILuvKennyMcCormick23
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Postby ILuvKennyMcCormick23 » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:47 pm

As JC27 is walking away, ILKM stops him and pours the remainder of the gasoline all over his body. JC27 grabs the knife he used to slit ih8hippies999's throat and comes towards ILKM, threataning her with the bloody knife. Just as JC27 is about to stab her, ILKM calmly says "I've just got one piece of bad news for ya, JC27" JC27 stops and looks at ILKM confused, "Whats that?" he says. ILKM then turns around slowly with a ciggarette resting on her lips "I'm a smoker." she says. And with a flick of her wrist, the ciggarette flies out of her hand and lands on JC27, igniting him with flames. ILKM smiles, satisfied, as she watches his burning body fall to the ground. :P

:? (If I were more clever right now, I'd think of my own and not copy one from Team America...)
derp.

[please excuse my username, i was a lame 13-year-old.]
all_on_black
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Postby all_on_black » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:36 am

As ILKM23 laughed at the writhing corpses around her, she didn't notice AOB sneaking up behind her. In his hand, he held a ticket. A ticket that he offered to her and one that she accepted graciously. The ticket was to a show. Not just any show. A lion show.

And these lions were hungry.

With a smooth charm, AOB convinced ILKM23 to join him at the barrier to the lions' ring. Then, with cat-like reflexes, he pressed a chloropyhll soaked handkerchief over her mouth. As she fell into a deep slumber, AOB made surgeon like incisions and filled each one with salt. Then, he threw into the the ring.

And man, were these lions hungry....
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