Kill the person above you

[madman608]

i get drunk,smash a beer bottle on your head,then i press charges on you for breaking my beer bottle,and we start kung fu fighting while chessy backround music plays.however right when you about to kill me instead,you die from aids...

[frenchpplpissmeoff]

dude speaking of killing i wanna see hostel it looks awesome well i guess ill put hooks in your back and rip them out and you die of loss of blood i think thats what they do on hostel idk tho someone said thats what they did

[Kelly MacCornmac]

i do not die of aids. u were 2 drunk 2 notic that i swiched ur friend in my place and u killed ur freind intead.

i put u in an ocean with oil on it i light the oil and fire is now sorrounding u. either u cant swim or dont want 2 because sharks and parranas are coming 2 get u if u go 2 the other side



(i like this game u can b as twisted and demented as posible and people dont care )

[AngusMcTavish]

I got myself a new bull terrier puppy, and have trained him to guard the house and attack only when necessary.

Only it's pretty hard to point out who specifically for a dog to attack. He just ripped Kelly to shreds!

Hey, he's only learning.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

hey i gave that puppy 2 u so he comes 2 me and i hold him and sneek through ur back yard open ur window up and put ur puppie inside then i threw dog treats at u and guess what little doggie comes and eat u? oh and by the way i put poison that works slowly so that after ur puppie eats u he will die also (like i said earlier i dont like my dog

[Recnahs]

i save the page your post is on and embed a mudds ad and move my mouse over it and smother you to death.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

the ants save me and i take out a knife and cut u in slices...then i put each slice on pizza which ur family is going 2 eat...i then take a rapid dog and i put at ur familys house which now has rabbies and they cant drink anything and die of rabbies bcause they r 2 poor to pay off the medical bill

[Recnahs]

i stab you in the jaw wattermelon is the only good flavor of jolly rancher! if you say sour apple i will stab you in the jaw come out after the show i'll be the one stabbing jaws theres not ver many of us. then i dump you into a ravin where you are trained by sea mutants and they eat your arms and legs but teach you to survive. then i come in on a horse with a javalen stabbing your mutant family and covering you in their bodies as the blood drips into your wounds you scream out of pain. then i kill you slowly by cutting off a centemeter of your body every day. starting with all of your fingers and using a garden sheer. then after all of your body is in pieces i pour it into a hole and chainsaw the hell out of it and make it into liquid. then i put it in to coke bottles and sell it as new coke. then when the public hates it i bring back old coke and call it coke classic and make millions off of your death.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

thank a lot 2 rehans i was saved before sally came 2 get me and i pushed rechnas in front of me (sorry but still) and then sally is a canable and eats every1 in the room, in cluding the pets, t+p (still calling u toliet paper hahaha), rechans, me and the past posters.

sally ate the last person and blew up!!

we all go 2 hell and i get the deomons stick (what is it called again? i forgot) and poke u in the gut making u suffer rehans ... muhhahhahha!!

now lets kill each other life after death

i just love this game

ah oh, sp is coming on! bye! ps it is 11:00 here

[spazmagee]

I put you in the sun for 10 hours, and eventually you die of skin cancer.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

but i had my ultra sun repell and i just had minor 1st degree sunburns. i mike u eat susi which gives u dirreha and u need water 2 live, but i just give u mor susi...u die from dirreha

[Recnahs]

i throw you into a prison of horny inmates and they rape you to death. and also your not supposed to live through what the other person does to you your supposed to die.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

^i was just crating ways 2 get out of the way...

i am reborn and i seek advengance...dont worry it wil b compleatly painless...to me...i have a time machine u c and i put u in2 the medevil times and i come with 2 see u suffer.
me: this warlock just put me under spell what shall we do?
people: stone him

they dig a large hole and put ur body in ther so only ur head sticks out and people stared throwing large massive cartman large stones ot ur head...that is the real way 2 get stoned after i daw u die i went back 2 my own time.

i explaned to ur family what tragic accident that has occured...i told them were u died while u were stoned and they belived me (i did not tell them the details they did not know what really happened) because i was telling the truth

[Recnahs]

^i never do stupid stuff when i am stoned.

now you shall be killed by a montage of books that come at speeds over thousands of miles and hour and it turns your body into chunks and then you are dead and i mean DEAD NO WAY OF BRINGING YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kelly MacCornmac]

^but ur family still belived me

i went into a hole in the sewer and covered the hole just be4 the books smuthers me. i see mr. hankey and i just thought of something.

i made mr. hankey show me away out then i saw it. it was a large opening. the books have stopped moving at fast speeds and i grabed mr hankey rode on the books until we went 2 ur house i climbed through the only hole where the books have not covered, which is the chimney. i mad mr. hankey go down 1st

u did not shot him but let him show u his friend. i came down...

but before u tried 2 shotme mr hankey grabed ur gun. i then took the gun. but b4 i shot u i took mr hankey and showed him down ur through and made u eat him.

BANG!!!!!!!! Ur shot and dead my friend.

I just love this game!


Ha ha ha haa! i still lived i still lived HA HA HA HA HAA HA! (still gloats (just like cartman when he wins the bets))