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AngusMcTavish
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:48 am

You know, I was beginning to miss gettin' snuffed by Kelly. Good to see you out to get me again!

Now for T_M:

They're building a senior center in my town, so I throw you into the cement before the foundation dries, and watch them build the housing above you.

I look forward to see who gets put in your room. Probably someone with a weak bladder.
Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:17 pm

AngusMcTavish wrote:You know, I was beginning to miss gettin' snuffed by Kelly. Good to see you out to get me again!

Gee thanks...In fact I'll kill ya again, whatcha think about that?

I get a snare and put it around him. I then took my chainsaw and cut a tree near by. I put the snare somewhere so you can't get out and put wood by your feet. I then took a match and light the wood. You burn and I took your body to my pigs at my farm (no Cartman ain't included) and feed you to them.
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Gothic_Butters
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:20 pm

I leap on you, tackling you from behind. I roll you over on your back, sitting on your stomache so you can't move. I pull out my knife and stick it to your throat but wait.. that face... O.O IT's K_MAC!! NOOOO!! i can't do it!! i can't go through with it!!! *runs away*
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Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:04 pm

Gothic_Butters wrote:I leap on you, tackling you from behind. I roll you over on your back, sitting on your stomache so you can't move. I pull out my knife and stick it to your throat but wait.. that face... O.O IT's K_MAC!! NOOOO!! i can't do it!! i can't go through with it!!! *runs away*
Follows GB to the car, drawing out a gun. And spared his life...
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Kyles_Baby
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Postby Kyles_Baby » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:02 am

I crush your bones with a slegde hammer, feed you though a wood chipper I bought from Home Depo, and cook the chunks on a grill. Whos up for a good ole' American grill?!
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spazmagee
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Postby spazmagee » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:38 am

You're on your way to have lunch with Angus Young, when you cross by my path. You go to take the elevator and I tell you to watch out for falling cables. You ignore me (very tragic) and go on with your day. So when you get into the elevator, at the 34th floor to be exact, the elevator breaks and you go all the way down to the 3rd floor. The buttons are broke and the door can't open, so you for some reason decide to take a nap sprawled out. When all of a sudden, the cable from the 34th floor breaks and falls down with such force, it cuts the elevator and you in half! Maybe next time when a cable breaks you'll listen.
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Postby Kyles_Baby » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:54 am

I rip out your juglar vian in your neck, slurp up the blood thats squrting out like a foutian. I work my way down your body, ripping it open, and eating every last peice of flash in you! I use your bones as armor (yes, I'm very primitive) and wepons!

Besides, I'd be too damn nervus being around Angus to even eat a bite!
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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:15 am

I shove a guitar so far up your ass your nose bleeds to death.
Nintendorkus
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Postby Nintendorkus » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:24 am

I kill your parents and feed you chili with their disembowered parts, and as for your death, I poison the chili.

I know not original. :cartmanko'd:

Or the guy below me's is fine.
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Gothic_Butters
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:34 am

ahh. It seems our paths have finially crossed, Taranis. The battle between the two most evil people on BBS - Taranis_Music vs. Gothic_Buttes will now begin.

GB: *smirks* The evil power withen you is intence. I'll admit, I'm depressed... but you are no match for the mighty Gothic_Butters!!

TM: Enough of your blabbering. Bring it, fool. I will destroy you.

GB: Big talk for such a little man. I'll shut that mouth of yours for good!!

I rush tword you and extend my elbow, trying to smack you in the face with it, but you pull a matrix dodge and kick me in the stomache. I crumple over with pain, and the air excapes my body. I swing at you, but you duck this too, but however this was only a distraction as I side kick you in the chest, sending you flying back a couple of feet. I do a forward flip, landing in the middle of your stomache, and do Cartman's "German dance on your face" Somehow you roll away, and land back on your feet. You do a round-house kick aimed at my face, but I grab your arm as you do this, throw you on the ground, fly up in the air, and blast you with energy. When the smoke clears, I look for you, but you are no-where to be found. What? Your behind me?? You knock me in the back of my head with a lamp, and I turn around and slug you in your face. When I do this, I use pepper spray and spray it in your eyes. While you are destracted with this, I grab you by the hair, pull out my knife, and cut your head off, and watch your lifeless body hit the ground....

I slowly float back down to the ground and chunk the head behind me and it hits the next poster.

Next Poster: Ow.. Damn it!

I slowly turn around to see my fate..

GB: YOU!?! But.. how??? Oh.. sh..


EDIT: (damn it, Nintendorkus!!)
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Nintendorkus
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Postby Nintendorkus » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:37 am

Uh oh, seems you posted a little too late.

So I kill you by devouring you. Mmmmm... goth!
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Gothic_Butters
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:40 am

big mistake. I use the same knife I used to kill TM to slice a hole in your stomache, rip the organs and skin to make a bigger hole, and crawl out of your stomache. I stab you in the face and piss on your dead body.

When I said "eat me" I didn't mean literally :?
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Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:11 am

I acciendentl fall off a cliff and land on GB, I survived, but he was kinda pushed off the edge...
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Gothic_Butters
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:23 am

i grab the a branch and flip back up. I land on my feet. Phew that was close! Wanna go get an icecream, KMAC!?
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general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:27 am

i stab you with a stale marshmallow and you die of a brain aneurysm
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