Kill the person above you

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Ma1c01m
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Ma1c01m » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:01 am

first i chop off your balls then put lemon juice in side of u where i chopped ur balls off at. Then i set you on fire. then i will throw u in lake.Then do a little water torture.Oh yeah did i tell you while all of this is happening ur getting raped by hitler. then after that i put u in a machine that pulls your body apart then i give you a jar with acid in it and the key is at the bottom and you have to grab it to get the key to get out of the machine, but u drop the jar and you die
Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:12 am

I get Cartman to give you a lap dance and you kill yourself in the middle of it.
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:29 am

I tie you to a giant stack of explosives, light the fuse, and pop you in the head with a .357 before it blows. Basic enough.

Ma1c01m wrote:first i chop off your balls then put lemon juice in side of u where i chopped ur balls off at. Then i set you on fire. then i will throw u in lake.Then do a little water torture.Oh yeah did i tell you while all of this is happening ur getting raped by hitler. then after that i put u in a machine that pulls your body apart then i give you a jar with acid in it and the key is at the bottom and you have to grab it to get the key to get out of the machine, but u drop the jar and you die


^ That boy ain't right. :lol:
polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:43 am

I use the old back firing time gauntlet trick.
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Edduyasha
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:19 pm

I use my super-fantabulous psychic powers to make you spontaneously combust.

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I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:26 pm

I go old-school Mortal Kombat on you, first by spearing you and pulling you in like Scorpion, then pulling out your head and spine like Sub-Zero.

Angus wins.
Fatality.
Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:01 pm

Holiday Kill

Oh I walk to the woods and what do I see?
I see a Angus by me
So I walk up to him
And stuff his head in a Jack o lantren


I shall get a raw egg and make you eat it
And you get Salmonella
No I'm not done so quit your bickering for there is more to come.

I get a hannaka candle holder thingy....
.and catch you clothes on flames
I grab one of the dridels and a gad I have made
out of it so you won't scream because of me


For X-mas I shall cut a tree
Which breaks your knee
I take the saw and get out you guts
and hang them like ... (garland?) something
I carry you up a ladder and force you down to the ground
You fall down and but you are still not dead yet.


You see that ball for new years?
I put the rest of your body in theres
It should smash, but it breaks
But it's the best thing yet

For valentines day I take you heart out
Yes your dead but your body is still there
And for Easter I take a muntant rabbit
Made it eat you right over there


For the other holidays I got bored...
For your body is no more
Aren't you glad I made this song
Or did you not care all along?
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polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:35 pm

You know there are festive ways to kill people without resorting to poem. For example I could take a candy cane suck it until it's sharp the I STAB IT INTO YOUR THROAT AND LAUGH AS THE LAST OF YOUR EXISTENCE SQUIRTS OUT. You see that's very festive.
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tmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby tmac » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:45 am

im going 2 kill u wit a huge sprit ball
(dragon ball z)
Mr. Hat_DX27
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:57 am

Takes control of Rudolph and gets him to shoot you with a laser that shoots from his nose...there's a reason why his nose is red, after all.
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Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:17 am

I don't think I've killed you...or if I had it's been a long time...

Anyway keeping with the X-mas spirit, I some how trap all the woodland critters and put you in with them, probally on purpose, probally on accident, who knows? They take your eye out, cut your hands off, pee on you, then rape you. They then summon Damien and he burns you to the ground.

Woodland Critter Chistmas! Hail Satan!
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Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:26 am

I tie you to a school pole and get all those bullies to beat you with a stick. When they're finished I cover you with highly venomous spiders and let them take care of the rest.
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polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:47 am

I give you aids
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Schougadiver
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Schougadiver » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:50 am

I go ninja, and sneek up behind you and slit your throat, as i take a semi-auto and blast your head open
Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:38 am

I take you to the Zoo as a birthday present. While your happily observing the deadly snakes I throw a chocolate bar in where the snakes are. With your love for chocolate you forget snakes are in there and jump in to get the chocolate, I think you know the rest...
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