Kill the person above you

[ned15]

^ what the hell?

ok then, i use a kitchen knife to slowly cut your arms and legs off and then throw you in a river to watch you drown (unless you died of loss of blood....either way i'm still tossing you in the river).

[superiorsavior]

Loops a fish-hook through your ass and reels out your intestines, then hangs you up over a pier by them and waits for some fish to bite.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I shall shrink you down in size and cast you off in my shoe. I put a clipboard over top so you won't get out. I then shake the shoe and throw you on the floor....

[superiorsavior]

Behold! My! True! Form!

*transforms into the guinea-dragon*

RAWRR

You got eated by a dragon. A furry draggon.

[ned15]

lets see, i'll use a piece of paper to make little paper cuts over each inch of your body so it stings really bad. once i'm done, i'll use a chainsaw to just cut you up into little pieces that i will toss to a bunch of hungy rotweilers.

[KennyKicksAss]

^^ I'm in the mood to blow some sh*t up, since fireworks are illegal in this retarded country. I shove a firework up your ass and light it. Your ass explodes, but I want a bigger boom and you're not quite dead yet, so I set off an atomic bomb, taking out you and the entire BBS.

[superiorsavior]

Whips you with a whip made of KNIVES. Then seals you in a vat of vinagar.

[Kensuke]

I push you into a port-a-potty, shake it up and cover it in cement. Good to see this topic is active again!

[superiorsavior]

I cut your arms and legs off and toss you in the sewer to drown.

[AngusMcTavish]

That nose on your avatar's face...is that a mouse's nose?

I shove a whole box of D-Con down your throat.

[Pip Tweek]

I douse you in gasoline, light you on fire, and push you down a flight of stairs where you land in a pit of rattlesnakes. After three minutes, I drop a 7-ton block of cement into the pit just to hear the splatting noise.

[superiorsavior]

Drowns you in a vat of sticky ice cream

[KennyKicksAss]

I shrink you down to the size of tyranosaurus Alan's penis and feed you to the hungry vagina of that girl from Teeth.

[Pip Tweek]

I set a line of coke in a bear trap and your head gets snapped off.

[ned15]

lets see.....i use my awesome pirate sword to cut first off your fingers, then your toes, then your ears, then the tounge and nose, and finally i poke out your eyes. then i find one of the woodland critters (who has AIDS) and gets them to pee in your eyesocket, giving you AIDS to die a slow and painful death.