*plays against wii guy and defeats him by using the numchucks around his neck*
You know what is on top of you? My car. That's right, it's on top of you.
I take my chair and hit you with it and then grab a tooth pick and make you swallow it, resulting it getting infected. And to end your demise, I push you off an overpass in front of a semi.
I stick a ping pong paddle up your ass! Sideways! you be shittin' pancakes for weekes!
I also place tubes into your nostrels and ears then tipping boat cleaner in it.. resulting in a popped head. Brains everywhere! Anyone up for some yummy thick spaghetti?
I then make you give a butterfly kisses to someone with aids.
Then I'll make you get your breasts reducted to the lowest possible size!
THEN I KILL YOU BY AN ARROW THROUGH THE HEART!
I don't know why I put in breast reduction I guess I just wanted to see your boobs!
JOKE JOKE JOKE
Exept you of course. You are tied in the cell. There is no toilet, and you cannot get up or anything. You need to go to the restroom when guards come in to frisk you... if you know what I mean. They then start beating you up until you are unconsious and put you back in the cell. This goes on for several days until you die of dehydration.
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